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June 25, 2009

PWR: EPICCCCCCCCCCCCC DX

Hamel: It's the Rainbow!!

SG2: OMG *BOW*

Mr. Bones: If only the Rainbow was in order

Mr. Bones: I see red orange yellow purple green

SG2: So guise, epic war thread is epic, amirite?

PWR: WAR = SOFUCKINGEPICOMGIZZLEZ

SG2: GODDAMMIT PWR YOUR SIG MAKES ME WANT PANCAKES

SG2: GO MAKE ME SOME NAO

Hamel: Pancakes...

PWR: MAKE SOME SG2 AND SOBE YOURSELF!! XD

SG2: DID SOMEONE SAY SOBE

SG2: *GETS OUT SOBE BOTTLE AND BREAKS IT, THREATENING PWR*

SG2: MAKE. ME. SOME. PANCAKES. NOW. *BITCH*.

PWR: YOU WANNA WRASSLE?! -BRINGS OUT DA LADEL*

PWR: I'MMA COOK YOUR FURRY LITTLE ASS!!

Hamel: Someone said fire? *looks at PWR, readying a match with a can of hairspray*

SG2: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SG2: YOUR LADEL DOESN'T SCARE ME, HO!!

SG2: I SAID MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN FUCKING PANCAKES

SG2: Okay, I replied to the RP. AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY PANCAKES ON IGNO, PWR.

PWR: Shit, lemme catch up. I GOT YOUR FUCKING PANCAKES, HOE!!

SG2: I AM NOT A GARDEN TOOL BITCH

SG2: *TACKLE...WITH KNIVES*

PWR: COME AT ME... -Madonna Tit Attacks SG2's eye sockets-

PWR: HOOOOOOOOOOE

SG2: F-F-F-F-FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SG2: *EVISCERATES PWR WITH HER CHAINSAW OF DOOM*

PWR: OMGDECOYED!! -Replaces herself with an old lady instead- HAHA, you killed that elderly woman!!

SG2: ...............YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL BEING TO EVER BEFOUL IGNO WITH YOUR PRESENCE

SG2: WHY DIDN'T I FIND YOU SOONER

PWR: AND YOU LOVE IT. YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH THE EBIL I CREATE!!

PWR: Yes ma'am!! DX -whips out easy bake oven, pops in ready mixed batter, sits for 2 mins, and wahhhlaaah-

PWR: -passes her the plate of giant pancakes- Enjoi!! :3

SG2: *eyes plate warily*

SG2: It's not like...gonna come to life and try to LOL IRONY eat me, is it...? >.>;

PWR: Eat. ^_^

SG2: *n-nervously picks up fork*

SG2: *and...s-s-stabs the pancake*

PWR: JUST EEEEEEEEAT DX I didn't waste my ready mixes for nothing, SG2 >:(

Bradios: PANCAKES WHERE?! GIMME THEM DAMMIT!!

PWR: None for Bradios. ^_^ EAT SG2, EAT AND BECOME MIEN FULL!! :devil:

SG2: N-no!! Bradios wants some!!

SG2: I'll share!! Here, Bradios, take them, they smell suspicious delicious!!

Hamel: *suspicious*

PWR: DX -FORCE FEEDS SG2- YOU FUCKING WANTED THEM, NOW EAT THEM YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH

SG2: *MOUTH FULL, TRYING TO SPIT THEM OUT* N-N-N-NHHHOO IH DHNT THRRUST YHHYYYOOUU

SG2: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT* *SPIT SPIT*

PWR: Hamel will now have the affectionate nickname of Hammie.

PWR: YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP DEAR, ALL I HEAR IS 'CAN I HAVE SOME 'ORE?!' -Viciously feeds more into SG2'S mouth-

PWR: YOU LOVE IT?! YESSS! YUM!~ CHEW, BITCH!

Hamel: Hammie?????

Hamel: But I hate ham!

Hamel: ...

PWR: Shush, Hammie!! DX

SG2: MMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK YHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

SG2: BHHHHHHHHHHHHHITTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

SG2: THEY ARE DELICIOUS BY THE WAY

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

SG2: BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE

SG2: *SPIT SPIT SPIT*

PWR: YOU WILL NOT DIE. ONLY SUFFER! -SHOVES MORE- EAT BITCH, EAT AND BE FILLED WIT MY EBIL!

SG2: N-N-N-NHEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVHEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: IT'S KAMIKAZE TIME!!

SG2: ****************MASSIVE EXPLOSION******************

SG2: TASTE THE FURY OF MY TIGER BLOOD, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

SG2: GETBACKERS REFERENCE, EMISHI FTWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN-----*ENGULFED*

PWR: OH HELL NAHH

PWR: NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY TRUE POWER

PWR: -STEPS BACK, CLICKS A BUTTON- Now, in a few seconds, the little bombs I implanted in the pancake batter will go off, HAHA!! -menacing face- AND YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO TINY LITTLE TIGER PIECES!!

SG2: YOU GET THOSE FUCKING PANCAKES AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMONIC WHORE

SG2: *RUNS LIKE HELL*

PWR: GOODBYE, SG2!! WE WILL NOT MEET AGAIN!! Teehee~

PWR: -Commands the crows to bring her back- You have already eaten some, my dear ~

SG2: I AM IMMORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--*EXPLOSION*

PWR: THIS CHATBOX IS HINDERING ME FROM GOING ANYWHERE, FUCK YOU CHATBOX DX

PWR: Hehe. -skips off- I WIN ZE WAR!!

Hamel: *throws a match hairspray can at PWR*

Hamel: I WIN THE WAR!!

Hamel: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PWR: All...is...lost... -dies-

PWR: Zomg...epicness everywhere. It's like an epic orgy. >_> or something along those lines.

SG2: WHY HAVE I JUST EXPLODED ON TWO DIFFERENT FORUMS FOR TWO DIFFERENT REASONS

PWR: BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT DAMN KEWL! DX

PWR: YOU DESERVE TO DIE. DX<

Hamel: ...

PWR: Let me read the RP, guise. Brbbizzlez

SG2: *IS STILL ALIVE BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING IMMORTAL*

SG2: NO, *I* WIN THE WAR

SG2: THIS CALLS FOR A SONG, I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS ONE

SG2: IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

SG2: This was a triumph

SG2: I'm making a note here, "huge success"

SG2: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

SG2: Aperture science

SG2: We do what we must because we can

SG2: For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead

SG2: But there's no sense crying over every mistake

SG2: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake

SG2: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive

SG2: I'm not even angry

Hamel: NUUUUUUUUU THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: I'm being so sincere right now

SG2: Even though you broke my heart and killed me

Hamel: DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: And tore me to pieces

SG2: And threw every piece into a fire

SG2: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

SG2: Now these points of data make a beautiful line

SG2: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time

Hamel: *implodes from cake is a lie*

SG2: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned from the people who are still alive

SG2: Go 'head and leave me

SG2: I think I'd prefer to stay inside

SG2: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

SG2: Maybe Black Mesa

SG2: That was a joke, haha, fat chance

SG2: Anyway, this cake is great

SG2: It's so delicious and moist

SG2: Look at me still talking when there's science to do

SG2: When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you

SG2: I've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive

SG2: And believe me I am STILL ALIVE

SG2: I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE

SG2: I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE

SG2: And when you're dying I'll be STILL ALIVE

SG2: And when you're dead I will be STILL ALIVE

SG2: STILL ALIVE

SG2: STILL ALIVE

SG2: RUSSELL LOVES PENIS SEX, THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!

Hamel: *dead*

Hamel: x.x

SG2: Also yes Hamel the cake is a lie

Hamel: It's all a lie...

PWR: OMGizzlez, whaaaat?! XD

SG2: *gives Hamel some SuperCake*

SG2: This is the sacred cake of IGNO...it is the only non-lie cake

SG2: The Holy Grail of cakes, if you will

Hamel: CAKE!!

Hamel: *eats*

Hamel: ^_^

SG2: 😀

SG2: OMG, I just spammed Still Alive on YDB

SG2: I would have done it here but my explosion there was far more deserving and epic

PWR: LURVED IT

PWR: ^_^ Tonight was hella epic. Here and YDB XD

PWR: NIGHTS GUYS. Night Hammie. _>

SG2: And with that, I must go

Hamel: Me too X_X

Hamel: I'm like...really tired and I go into work early

SG2: I win PWR >:D

SG2: *NINJA VANISH*

PWR: ANOTHER DAY, SG2. ANOTHER DAY.

Mr. Bones: Ahoy thar

PWR: Okay guys, me too. Goodnight ya'll and thanks for another epic night XD

PWR: BONES >_>

PWR: NIGHT

January 1, 2013

Son Gokou: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

LG: *slaps Son Gokou*

LG: NO ONE KNOWS

Son Gokou: *cries*

LG: YEAH BITCH!

Son Gokou: I'M TELLING CHICHI

Son Gokou: THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY

LG: NO

LG: GOHAN WILL

LG: He'll probably have to whore his bodyoff to Piccolo

Son Gokou: HE ALREADY DID BECAUSE I BLEW HIS LUNCH MONEY ON HOOKERS AND POT

LG: Just like the anime

Son Gokou: YEAH BUT DON'T TELL CHI-CHI

Son Gokou: SHE'LL ANALLY PENETRATE ME WITH THE STRAP-ON AGAIN

LG: I'll tell jenny

Son Gokou: JUST LIKE IN EPISODE 862

Son Gokou: NOT JENNY

LG:

LG: that episode i dont remember

LG: Even though it won an emmy

Son Gokou: IT WAS NOMINATED FOR 5

Son Gokou: BUT IT ONLY WON 2

LG: fucking 4kids one piece won the other 3

Chi-Chi: WHO IS THIS JENNY I KEEP HEARING ABOUT

Son Gokou: OH FUCK

LG: the slut Son Gokou is bangin

Chi-Chi: *open fires*

Super Saiyajin Gokou: *kills Chi-Chi*

Super Saiyajin Gokou: BITCH YOU GET BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE MY GODDAMN DINNER

LG: ...

LG:

LG: *me walks away*

SG2: I don't think that happened in the show.

LG: it happened

SG2: It should have

February 25, 2014

LG: *dances*

Bradios: *dances alongside you*

LG: BRAD NO THATS THE DANCE OF FLAMING BUNNIES

LG: IT GONNA RAIN FLAMING BUNNIES!

Bradios: WHat?! D:

LG: *RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE*

Bradios: Nuuuu!! Not the flaming bunnies~ Dx

SG2: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

LG: I was doing a posting dance

LG: then brad joined

SG2: BRAD WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT DANCE

SG2: THAT DANCE IS FORBIDDEN

LG: but he didnt do exactly what i did and he did the dance

SG2: THAT...

SG2: IS *AIBOU'S* DANCE

Bradios: I dunno. Some random bunny girl in a wrestling mask was dancing it in the streets the other day,

Bradios: I thought it was cool and I thought I'd do it.

Bradios: Didn't realize it was this sorta thing D:

LG: you have doomed us all

SG2: FUCKING FUCK

SG2: WHAT DO WE DO NOW

LG: dIE

Bradios: Water bombs?

LG: Do we have that power?

Bradios: Well, I am a walking cannon.

LG: What is a flaming bunny's weakness?

SG2: ...water...hawks?

SG2: What eats bunnies

LG: My grandma

LG: Should I go get her

SG2: Yes

LG's Grandma: I heard there are some bunnies I need to eat

Bradios: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

LG's Grandma: Well dearies don't you panic

SG2: LG's Grandma we need your help

LG's Grandma: I brought enough hard candies for everyone

LG: Grandma we have a real problem that doesn't involve hard candies

LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: Don't back sas your grandma you little bitch!

LG: Sorry gand mama

SG2: Wow

LG's Grandma: Thats what I thought... Shit head...

Bradios: LG's Grandma, we need your help.

LG's Grandma: Okay first everyone take some candy, you all look so skinny.

LG's Grandma: Then I will help.

Bradios: There are flaming flying bunnies falling out of the sky, can you help us take them out? Please? 🙂

LG's Grandma: Put this candy in your fat little mouths first you little cum-dumpsters!

Bradios: Okay. *grabs a candy*

LG: Grandma please dont call my friends cum-dumpsters

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: Shut up slut!

LG's Grandma: Okay where are these bunnies?

Bradios: *points up* There.

LG's Grandma: I'll make us all some rabbit soup!

LG's Grandma: *pulls out AK-47*

LG's Grandma: TIME TO HUNT YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKERS!

Bradios: Yeah! Go get 'em gram!

LG's Grandma: *slaps Bradios*

LG's Grandma: AM I YOUR GRANDMOTHER YOUNG MAN!?!?!?!

xL: Tell me something, Grandma, do you ride DICK as well as you do on a wheelchair?

Bradios: I was just being nice, Ms... 🙁

SG2: XL NO

LG's Grandma: I ride a DICK just about as well as you do!

LG's Grandma: But soon you wont have yours...

LG: Grandma we dont need another person coming to your trailor park

xL: My COCK isn't your respirator!

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: What have I told you about back sassing me boy

SG2: I love your grandma LG

LG's Grandma: And I love you too herman

LG: Sorry SG2 she sometimes thinks that orangeish things are her ex lover herman

LG's Grandma: xL YOU LITTLE CUM GUZZLER! You cant handle my shit! I would break you!

LG's Grandma: *Shoots all of the bunnies out of the sky*

LG's Grandma: YES LET IT RAIN DEAD BUNNIES ON EVERY PART OF THIS LAND!

Bradios: Yaaaaay! Got get 'em!~ 😀

LG's Grandma: THE WATERS WILL FLOW READ WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL OF THOSE WHO DONT EAT MY FUCKING SWEETS, CANDIES, AND SOUPS!

LG: Grandma you mean red

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: At my age I'm lucky to talk without my teeth falling out! Show some respect!

LG's Grandma: So who wants some soup?

xL: I want some candy

Bradios: What kinda soup?

LG's Grandma: Bunny soup!

LG's Grandma: It's a bit hot dears.

LG's Grandma: Let grandma blow on it for you.

SG2: Do you use the blood in the broth, LG's grandma?

LG's Grandma: Of course. I also use semen, mangos, and the hopes and dreams of orphans

SG2: LG, your grandma should get a job down at Peach Out Homeslices

LG's Grandma: Here's your soup dear.

SG2: Thank you LG's grandma

LG's Grandma: Have some whiskey with it... Makes you feel better!

LG: Grandma can I have some whiskey?

LG's Grandma: *Slaps LG*

SG2: Now I know why LG slaps people so much

SG2: I always thought it was just a gay thing

LG's Grandma: WAIT YOUR TURN! OUR GUESTS GET SHIT FIRST!

LG: Yes ma'am... Sorry.

LG's Grandma: And SG2 what is this Peach Out Homeslices?

SG2: Me and LG run a pizza shop

LG's Grandma: *slaps LG*

LG's Grandma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!?!

LG: I'm sorry grandma! I forgot!

LG's Grandma: I WOULD EAT THERE WITH ALL OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!

LG's Grandma: *whips LG with a bullwhip*

LG: NO GRANNY NO!

LG's Grandma: I would let you have my soup for this little store of yours. I think it's so cute you kids are trying to make enough money for soda and candy.

SG2: Thanks, grandma!!

LG's Grandma: Of course sweetheart. Oh you got a little bit of food around your mouth let granny get that.

LG's Grandma: *licks around SG2's mouth*

LG's Grandma: There all clean

LG: GRANDMA!!! Dont do that!

LG's Grandma: Do I need to cut you?

LG: No ma'am...

LG's Grandma: I'm sure SG2 is happy I helped her

SG2: U-um...thanks grandma...

LG's Grandma: Youre welcome. You should have some more soup and whiskey, so you can grow up to be big and strong.

SG2: I wonder where everyone else went?

LG's Grandma: Probably to the malt shop to see their favorite girl

LG's Grandma: *yawn*

LG's Grandma: Grandma's tired

LG's Grandma: She needs to go to sleepy land for a bit, but LG should stay and talk to his little friends

LG's Grandma: Good night shit heads

LG: knowing her she'll be up all night shooting rabbits

LG: she loves hurting small things

SG2: Like you as a kid?

SG2: Like your PENIS as an adult?

LG: like me at anytime of my... fuck you

May 20, 2014

Atlas: LG when does your grandma get here

SG2: I want some rabbit soup

Atlas: I heard she was coming

SG2: LG's grandma where are you

Bradios: Bring yo grandma

SG2: BRAD QUICK

SG2: Do the dance of flaming bunnies

Bradios: Got it!

Bradios: *does the dance of flaming bunnies as he remembers*

SG2: *imitates him and joins in*

??????: BLAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Bradios: WHAT THE SHIT?!

SG2: WHAAAAAAAAAT

SG2: THE JIZZARD??!?!?!?!?

SG2: DID WE DO THE DANCE OF THE JIZZARD BY ACCIDENT?!?!?!?

Bradios: XL

Bradios: EXPLAIN THIS

??????: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SG2: *grabs Brad and runs away*

SG2: NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS YOU IDIOT LET'S GO

SG2: *jumps on his shoulders*

Bradios: AAAAAAAAARRRGGGH!!

Bradios: *runs away at hyperspeed*

xL: I'll save you!

SG2: *Scooby Doo chase sequence begins*

SG2: *they run through a hallway full of doors*

SG2: *Yay For V@gina plays in the background*

SG2: ...WAIT HOW IS XL

SG2: ...IF YOU'RE THERE

SG2: AND...HE'S THERE...!!!!

??????: GAAAAAAHHHH

SG2: WE NEED TO UNMASK THIS VILLAIN

Bradios: WHO THE FUCK IS THE JIZZARD?!

SG2: ...BUT FIRST WE NEED TO KEEP RUNNING!!

Bradios: *RUNRUNRUNS*

SG2: *Hanna Barberra running sound effect plays*

??????: *CHASES*

SG2: WHERE IS VELMA KARMA WHEN WE NEED HER

SG2: RIKES!!

??????: HEHEHE

Bradios: *shoots and runs away*

SG2: If only we had an IGNO theme song, that would be playing in our scooby doo chase sequence

xL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

SG2: That works

LG: Hey gang I set up a net

SG2: Do we need to split up?

Karma: wait wat

LG: Yes. I'll take the hot and smart ones. You two pussies go off by yourself and ruin our planning...

SG2: Ruh-uh!!

Karma: I'M A GENIUS, I guess that means I'm with LG

SG2: Ri Ron't Roo It!!

xL: wat abt me

LG: youre one of the pussies

Karma: Will you do it for a Scooby Snack

SG2: Rot Rithrout Ra Reese Roda

LG: and SG2 would you do it for a cheese soda, which totally belongs to you and not xL

SG2: Rokay!!

SG2: *guzzles down the cheese soda*

Karma: *throws snacks at the monster then 'cause apparently they are useless*

Bradios: Excellent

SG2: *drags shaggy xL off to go the opposite direction*

SG2: Who does Brad go with

SG2: MTS ISN'T HERE SO BRAD YOU BE DAPHNE

SG2: PUT ON THIS WIG

Bradios: Fiiiine *puts the wig on reluctantly*

LG: come on hot stuff lets go

SG2: *continues to run through the halls with xL*

Bradios: Okay. *follows along behind LG*

SG2: RE'S RIGHT RERIND RUS!!

Karma: *follows after Bradne and LGFred*

??????: RAAAAAA

SG2: RE RURNED RINRISIBLE?!

LG: This monster is so full of fail. Gang I think we are close to solving the mystery

SG2: *manages to get to the area where the trap is set*

??????: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

LG: Bradne and Karma pull it now

Bradios: *pulls the trap*

Karma: Pull what? God damn it I shouldn't have taken my contacts out alrady!

Karma: *fumbles around for her half of the trap lever*

??????: God damn it

SG2: RITS REXREL!!

SG2: RO RONDER RE RASN'T ROLLOWING RE!!

LG: Damn Karma cant see anything without her contacts!

LG: Shit I never would have seen that coming

Karma: Lame pun is lame Fred

Bradios: I know, right?

SG2: Rarma, rexprain

SG2: Row rid re roo rit?

Karma: Well it seems pretty obvious, so because I'm a genius, let me explain

Karma: It's wholly apparent despite me joining in halfway that xL was really just Bored As Hell and decided he wanted to mess with you all

Karma: It was easy to switch back and forth between costume images--didn't you notice that whenever the THING showed up, xL conveniently vanished?

SG2: Rov rourse!!

SG2: Rits ro robvious row

Karma: Clearly

Karma: It's okay that you didn't see it, I mean, you're not a genius like I am

LG: Nah I was checking out Bradne's hot ass

SG2: Ror rame risn't rin ra ritle >_>

SG2: *coughs up a dog bone lodged in her throat*

Karma: At least I can SAY my name

SG2: FINALLY!! Man, talking like that was so demeaning

SG2: I CAN SAY MY NAME

Karma: I feel like this needs to be posted in teh SGDoo thread...

SG2: SGSGDOOOOO!!

August 23, 2011

SG2: KARMA IS DISAPPOINTED

SG2: YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT GOING STRAIGHT FOR HER

LG: im sorry

LG: karma

SG2: Karma can see you here

LG: i have a question

LG: what should i get a webcam or a mic

xL: BOTH 😛

SG2: Mic/headset

SG2: If it has to be one or the other

xL: Yeah, headset would be more fun if you can only have one

IGNOBot sets mode +v Tim

Tim has joined #igno

SG2 is now known as Karma

xL: TIM TIM TERRROOOOOO

SG2Tiger gave Karma her laptop

Karma: Yes I agree...mic is better, that way we can still talk 🙂

SG2Tiger: Right

SG2Tiger: No sense watching you...type

Karma: If you need to see me I'll give you a pic ^_~

SG2Tiger: Lol

SG2Tiger: And having to read that

Tim: x.x

LG: lol

Tim: Hai xL 🙂

Tim: I'm only here briefly

Tim: Just waiting for a friend then heading home

LG: sweet ill fap to that

xL: I wanna see Tim on Skype

SG2Tiger: She's laughing

SG2Tiger: At the fap remark

Tim: xL, why? 😮

xL: Why not?

Tim: And maybe when I get home :p

LG: lol yakarma ive never felt this way about a woman before

Tim: Anyway I'm off :p

Tim has quit IRC: Quit: *snuggles*

xL: Oh shit o_O

xL: I see....

LG: i think im straight

Karma: daw, I'm flattered 😀

SG2Tiger: Uh-oh...

xL: A WOMAN

SG2Tiger thinks the wedding is off...again

LG: ik

LG: *idk

xL: I THINK I just hung up on SG2...

SG2Tiger: I think you need to prove your love, LG

SG2Tiger: XL, I hung up on you

LG: to whp

xL: WTF man

SG2Tiger: No sense in videochatting at this point

xL: Yeah, I know 😛

SG2Tiger: It didn't go as planned, and when I connected I couldn't see you anyways

SG2Tiger: We can try it tomorrow or something if LG gets a mic

SG2Tiger: (IMO, headset > mic LG)

xL: That's because I had the camera off 😛

LG: lol

SG2Tiger: Anyways

SG2Tiger: That Big Gay Wedding

SG2Tiger: Cancelled?

LG: idk

SG2Tiger: Or is this part of John legalizing polygamy in IGNOLand

LG: mts would kill me

SG2Tiger: Are you gonna try to marry XL AND Karma?

LG: mhm

SG2Tiger: In addition to your slave-wife Bradios?

Karma: I'm afraid I'm not looking for a long-term commitment like that

LG: lol how bout a one night stand

SG2Tiger: But Karma

SG2Tiger: What about Hector

Karma: Well, Hector and I already prettymuch HAVE a committed relationship in a way...

LG: ?

SG2Tiger: A committed sexual relationship

Karma: but LG I'm okay with a one-night thing

SG2Tiger: (Hector is fictional just FYI)

Karma: or y'know...more, if you like the straight experience 🙂

LG: okay sweet

SG2Tiger: LG honestly

LG: im glad for just one night

SG2Tiger: I think the reason that you got put off of straight experiences was PWR

SG2Tiger: She's bound to ruin your perception of things like that and make you run for the hills in terror

SG2Tiger: So maybe she was a bad example

LG: maybe

LG: so karma

Karma: yah?

LG: how does the straight experience start

SG2Tiger: Lol

SG2Tiger: LG needs the walkthrough?

LG: woah that sounds like a boy band

SG2Tiger: YES

SG2Tiger: THE STRAIGHT EXPERIENCE

Karma: I

Karma: d buy their albums

LG: so would i lol

xL: Sounds like a punchline for Viagra

Karma: lol

LG: 😀

LG: but really do you want me to light some candles?

Karma: weeeeeell that depends....are you into a really romantic one-time fling, 'cause we could do dinner and candles and nice music...or we could just...skip that part.

LG: well what do you want ;P

SG2Tiger: IMO ease him in

SG2Tiger: He's not used to being straight

SG2Tiger: Take it slow

Karma: Ah, that's a good point, we'll try that then

SG2Tiger: Some gay dinner

xL: I hope LG isn't pulling a Murphy

SG2Tiger: Followed by some straight dancing

SG2Tiger: Mix it in so it feels natural

xL: awesomeness point to whoever can get that...if I may do so 😛

LG: im very excited

Karma: hrm, that sounds fair, little of both so it doesn't feel uncomfortable

LG: lets go to peckers

LG: its like hooters

SG2Tiger: (you may offer your awsms to whoever you wish, but I personally don't get it)

SG2Tiger: Wow

SG2Tiger: Well

LG: but with hot boys instead

SG2Tiger: It would appeal to both parties

Karma: I'm okay with that ^_~

xL: Darn...

LG: sounds great

LG drives karma to peckers

SG2Tiger: Followed by gay dinner and straight dancing?

SG2Tiger: o_o

SG2Tiger: I guess the date is tonight

Karma: S'okay with meeeee

LG: they have the best weiners here

Karma: fantastic

LG: Do you like weiners

Karma: Are talking food, or....something else....although really, both are acceptable 😀

xL: He's buying you a doggie 😛

LG: food

SG2Tiger: Well, she could eat either, in theory 😉

LG: xL are you our waiter

LG: and SG2Tiger is our cook

xL: I'm the Limo driver

Karma: It's good food 😀

SG2Tiger: Since when do I work at Peckers D:

LG: Im glad you like it

Karma: 🙂

xL: SINCE NOW

SG2Tiger: Well, if I'm the chef, compliments to me

Karma gives SG2 compliments

xL puts a cook hat on G2's head

xL: *SG2

SG2Tiger: Who is this G2 person

LG: ^^

SG2Tiger: Give me back my hat, jerk

Karma: is it like SG?

SG2Tiger: G2 has no place in my restaraunt

SG2Tiger: YES

SG2Tiger: POOR INNOCENT SG

LG: 😮

SG2Tiger: Got torched to cinders for no raisin

xL: o_O

LG: so karma now what on our date?

xL: The dumpster out back

SG2Tiger: ...for food...or sex...?

LG punches xL

SG2Tiger: I can't tell which he meant

LG: anything idk how to straight date

xL: That's for them to decide 😉

LG: do i sing you a show tune

LG: ?

SG2Tiger: NO

SG2Tiger: TOO GAY

SG2Tiger: WE DON'T DO SHOWTUNES ON STRAIGHT DATES MAN

LG: awwwwww

xL: They watch football and drink beer

LG: can we go try on clothes

Karma: Straight dating isn't that hard! We could go see a movie, or go dancin', or we could just head back to your place 🙂

Karma: but

Karma: um, well I guess we oculd LG

Karma: only I would be

xL: I gotta go guys

Karma: the man of the relationship typically does not

xL: I'll see you all later

SG2Tiger: Dang

SG2Tiger: Night XL

Karma: see you XL

xL: Night

LG: i like the idea of heading back to my place

LG: byez xL

xL: <3

LG: im stright now

LG: so can i drink martinis?

SG2Tiger: Can you prove it...where it matters? 😉

LG: sure

Karma: I don't think there are any rules against martinis specifically, just...don't drink them too uh...specially...>>;

Karma: but no fruity drinks

SG2Tiger: You have to take your martini like a straight man, LG

LG: i was gonna get an appletini

SG2Tiger: I think that's too gay

SG2Tiger: But that's Karma's call

Karma: Better pass on the appletini, man....better to save that for a gay night I think

LG: okay

LG: lets go back to my place

Karma: Sure 😀

LG: ;P

LG: and ill stick my penis in your ummm hole

xL: I asked SG2 out

xL: She ran away D:

LG: wtf

LG: i forgot about you

SG2Tiger: XL lied and said he had to go

SG2Tiger: HE WAS TRYING TO STRAIGHT DATE ME IN REVENGE

SG2Tiger: runs off crying

xL: I DO have to go

SG2Tiger: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO RUIN THEIR SPECIAL NIGHT XL

SG2Tiger: LG WAS ABOUT TO STICK HIS PENIS SOMEWHERE STRAIGHT

Karma: uh well, that is the way we straight people typically do it, but not quite so...uh....straightforwardly

xL: But I totally asked her first

LG slaps xL in the face

LG: whore go away

LG snaps in the z formation

Karma: woah woah there man

Karma: no z formations

Karma: you're a straight man now

Karma: just punch him in the face

LG drives karma back to my place in my minicooper

LG: okay :/

SG2Tiger: It's okay man, she's trying to help

SG2Tiger is not sure why she is still tagging along on the straight date

LG: youre recording it

LG: for me

SG2Tiger: FOR THE GAMESHOW STRAIGHT DATE?!

SG2Tiger: Daw

LG: okay

xL: It's going to be on Cheaters

LG: if i go all the way do i win something

SG2Tiger: Poor XL 🙁

SG2Tiger: Now he knows how it feels to be dumped

SG2Tiger: LOL

SG2Tiger: Shouldn't Karma be the prize? 😉

LG: yes

Karma: Um...the satisfaction of knowing you successfully completed a straight date?

SG2Tiger: Could you really ask for more

LG: okay lets go to bed hunny

xL: Well, at least someone is getting laid tonight...

LG punches xL in the face

LG: like that?

xL: AGAIN

Karma: yes, very good job

LG jumps up and down while clapping

LG: fail

Karma: okay tone it down a little bit sweetheart

LG: okay

Karma: more stoic, less excitable

LG: so how does sex start?

xL: You lick the vagina

xL flies away

LG looks at karma

Karma: gotta work up to it of course 🙂 Got any romantic music, are you good with massages? And uh...maybe we should get rid of the watchers? >>;

LG: do i?

Karma: not...quite...LG >>;

LG locks sG2tiger and xL out

LG: im very good at foot rubs

xL: LOCK US IN THE OTHER BEDROOM

Karma: that's a start

LG takes off karmas shoes and stoart to rub her feet when she is on my bed

LG: i love your nail polish

SG2Tiger runs far, far away from XL

LG: very fabulus color

SG2Tiger totally did not leave the camera in LG and Karma's room

LG: bad spelling sorry

Karma: okay first off sweetheart I don't wear nail polish...secondly, don't comment on a girl's nail polish.

Karma: and don't ever use the term 'fabulous'

LG: okay

LG: so now what

xL: So, SG2...I know of a great place to get a one-of-a-kind Happy Meal

SG2Tiger burrows underground where XL can never find her, even with his heat-seeking penis (that he probably does have)

xL: It's called McFuckers'

Karma: now we do this

LG: now do i kiss you

SG2Tiger: DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED MAN?

Karma: yes you can kiss me I guess >>;

LG kisses karmas cheek

xL: I'm laughing too much to leave 😛

Karma: that's uh....well, that's a start, LG, but uh...try something like, not my cheek...try my mouth >>;

LG: how about an aussie kiss? its like a french kiss but down under 😛

xL: Or one of her other various enterances

SG2Tiger: o_o

LG pecks karmas lips

xL: SG2, you can take me to bed

Karma: just a...okay uh...LG, am I just a friend? Really? 🙁

LG adds tounge

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xL: I need a Suppository, SG2

Karma: that's better

MrBones: I'm baaaaaaack

SG2Tiger: that's not very straight, XL >.>

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Tim has joined #igno

LG fondles karmas boobs

MrBones: Lol

xL: John can give one

SG2Tiger: karma is trying to teach LG to be straight

Karma: oh good, now you're learning, that's definitely not gay 😀

Tim: O.o

LG starts to lift karmas shirt up

MrBones: Degayifying igno?

SG2Tiger: Recap for everyone who just joined: LG and Karma are trying to have Straight Sex

xL: Tim, I need a ripe banana

Karma closes the door and censors the rest of the interaction because there are too many watchers now

SG2Tiger: Dang

SG2Tiger: We'll just listen through the door then

MrBones: 🙁

Tim: xL: What for? 😮

SG2Tiger whispers to the others

xL: palmface

Tim passes SG2Tiger a cup

SG2Tiger: It's okay

SG2Tiger: My video camera is still recording

MrBones pulls out xray glasses

LG: so

LG: i think you are so beautiful

xL attempts to take Mr. Bones to the cheap motel next door

MrBones staps xL

Karma: daw, you're sweet 🙂

MrBones: Yes staps

xL: o_O

SG2Tiger locks XL in a rape-proof cage

SG2Tiger: Stop it, you

LG kisses karma again

MrBones: Russ went to bed

MrBones: He's tired

SG2Tiger: No prob, we'll all get together tomorrow

LG: from her arms to her lips

SG2Tiger: Me and Karma will be up for a bit yet, though, if you wanna hang out here

MrBones: Oddly I'm not

SG2Tiger: And listen to the Straight Date

Tim finds this most peculiar

xL: Tim, I need you

MrBones: It won't last

MrBones: Remember vage's make lg supergay

Tim hugs xL :3

LG: so now what'

SG2Tiger: We'll see

SG2Tiger: He's making a solid effort

MrBones: Or should I say a supergaiyan

SG2Tiger: (OMG yes, that needs to be LG's new transformation)

Tim: His pubes turn yellow? >>'

SG2Tiger: (and spiky)

LG: karma now what should i do

Karma: you...relaly don't know what comes next? >>; Uh....maybe we should take this a little slower to not put quite so much pressure on your transofrmation to straight >>;

LG: okay

SG2Tiger: Maybe she needs to dump you for a real man...

SG2Tiger glances at XL

SG2Tiger: ...nah.

SG2Tiger: I said real man

LG: hahahahahaha

LG: so ummmm

LG: do we kiss more?

Tim passes LG a dummies guide to sex

SG2Tiger glances at it

SG2Tiger: ...Tim

SG2Tiger: This is a guide to GAY sex

SG2Tiger: :/

Tim: 😮

SG2Tiger: We need the STRAIGHT one

Tim: Whoops! 😡

LG: because while that was fun im not sure how i feel about it

Karma: ........>_>....okay y'know what...I dunno about you, but I've totally lost my vibe for the night, you're just...not doing it for me so far...

xL: Hey Karma

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IGNO71777 has joined #igno

IGNO71777 is now known as Littlegoten

xL: I can provide you with an unforgettable experience

Tim finds the straight version for LG

xL: I can sing it to you, too

SG2Tiger: Showtunes?

Karma: oh? I'm listening.

xL: No

xL: It's a rap

LG: :O

Karma: I guess that's technically not gay.

SG2Tiger: That feels gangstah enough to be straight, yeah

LG: karma

LG: im not gay

SG2Tiger: ...

SG2Tiger: Wait.

SG2Tiger: What.

LG: i wanna fuck your pussy

SG2Tiger: Did LG just say...

SG2Tiger: "I'm NOT gay"?

SG2Tiger: O_O;

SG2Tiger: THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH

xL: Karma, you know you want my rap

Karma: I...uh...as pickup lines go, LG, that one is...really, relaly bad >>;

SG2Tiger: (and I would know, IGNOLand has had many of those)

SG2Tiger: Well

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: Being forward is the mark of a straight man?

Tim: Brb

SG2Tiger: Getting right to the point

Littlegoten: i wouldnt believe that guy

MrBones: There are worse

SG2Tiger: Not wasting time

Littlegoten: i just woke up in tims base ment

MrBones: Like this one

Tim has quit IRC: Quit: *snuggles*

SG2Tiger: ...

SG2Tiger: Wait...

SG2Tiger: Is the straight LG...a clone?

SG2Tiger: >.>;

Littlegoten: he asked me to have a drink last night

Littlegoten: so i said yes

Karma: o_o wait, I've been trying ot teach a clone to be straight?

MrBones: Hey karma if I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance a little

SG2Tiger is laughing IRL

LG: I KNOW HOW TO BE STRAIGHT NOW GIVE ME YOUR PUSSY

MrBones: I find the most sensual part of a woman to be the boobies

Karma smacks MrBones

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: Erotic

SG2Tiger: Not sensual

SG2Tiger: You clearly have a very sexy learning disability

MrBones is now known as Zapp_Brannigan

Littlegoten: and i woke up without any memory after the first appletini

SG2Tiger: So...the real LG is still gay?

Karma: oh my

Zapp_Brannigan: What do I call it again SG2Tiger ?

Littlegoten: fuck yea

SG2Tiger groans

SG2Tiger: Sexlexia

Littlegoten: xL i love you

Littlegoten: i cant wait to marry you

SG2Tiger: So that means more clones are on the loose

Zapp_Brannigan: sg2tiger I have mated with a woman

SG2Tiger: But what about XL?

Zapp_Brannigan: Inform the men

SG2Tiger: Is he still turning straight out of jealousy?

Littlegoten: is that the real xL or a clone

Karma: I'm so confused @_@

Littlegoten: tim has almost everyones dna

SG2Tiger: Only the clones are interested in Karma? D:

Zapp_Brannigan: Lol

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IGNO47852 has joined #igno

SG2Tiger: doesn't know what to do with this video tape now

Littlegoten: :O

IGNO47852 is now known as xL71

SG2Tiger: No one's gonna buy this hawt sex tape

Karma: why do you havea video tape >>

SG2Tiger: There's no sex on it

SG2Tiger: ...uh

SG2Tiger flees

Karma chases

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IGNO19046 has joined #igno

SG2Tiger: O_O

SG2Tiger burrows underground

Zapp_Brannigan: What drives a man to be neutral

Karma goes WEREKARMA and pursues with angry furious vengeance

IGNO19046 is now known as xL771

Zapp_Brannigan: Money

SG2Tiger: B-BUT!!

Zapp_Brannigan: Power

SG2Tiger: I WAS GOING TO SHARE THE MONEY WITH YOU

Karma tears the tape apart and then proceeds to do the same to SG2

Zapp_Brannigan: Or were you just born with a heat full of neutrality

SG2Tiger cries

xL771: I WILL FUCK SG2

Zapp_Brannigan: Heart*

SG2Tiger: ...lol a heat full of--

SG2Tiger: WHAT

xL71: Well, I want Karma

Littlegoten: AHHHHHH SO MANY CLONES

SG2Tiger FLIES AWAY

Littlegoten IS SCARED

Karma is still werekarma and like as not to kill anyone who approaches

LG: HAHAHAHAHA MUST OBEY TIM

xL: I want LG

Zapp_Brannigan: Too many clones

SG2Tiger: Srsly

xL71 goes after Tim

SG2Tiger: I'm getting confused now

Littlegoten: me too

SG2Tiger: XL

Littlegoten: like for serious

Zapp_Brannigan throws the clones at werekarma

SG2Tiger: Kill your clones

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Cowsy slaps SG2Tiger around a bit with a large trout

Zapp_Brannigan: DINNER

SG2Tiger: ...thank you

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Littlegoten: i love cowsy

Karma rips the clones apart and proceeds to feast upon their blood and flesh as they scream for mercy

SG2Tiger: O_O

Littlegoten kills LG

Cowsy: o.O

Timzzzz is now known as Tim

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SG2Tiger: But...I thought littlegoten was the real one

Cowsy noms Tim

SG2Tiger: Cowsy is also female

SG2Tiger: ...and a cow

Littlegoten is now known as LG

LG: no

LG: i love her because she hit you

SG2Tiger: D:

LG kisses xL with tounge

Cowsy nibbles SG2's tail

LG: love you

SG2Tiger: X_X

Cowsy: :3

LG: YAY COWSY

Karma is still munching on clones

SG2Tiger throws one of hamel's cupcaeks at the werekarma

SG2Tiger: CHANGE BACK

xL: NOW I gotta get off

Karma devours cupcaek

LG: bye hun

Karma blinks

LG: call me tomorrow

Zapp_Brannigan: That's what she said

xL: LOL

Karma: oh

Karma: bye guys

LG: leave me a voice mail in the morning

SG2Tiger: Bye XL

xL: Night

xL: Kay

SG2Tiger: >.>

SG2Tiger: (whore)

Cowsy pokes Karma in teh eye

Karma: O_O

Karma bites Cowsy's limb off

Zapp_Brannigan: Lol

xL: But I seriously have decided to make a rap

SG2Tiger: Record it

LG: better be about me

SG2Tiger: And play it for us

xL: SG2 loved part of it in the PM I sent her

Cowsy: not O_O shuld be O_#

SG2Tiger: I'll sell it as a sex tape and make millions

SG2Tiger: I mean what

SG2Tiger: Oh wait

SG2Tiger: Pull on my cape, you're my bait, please don't hate, this isn't a date, it's your fate, you gonna get a rape

Zapp_Brannigan: It couldn't be worse than what's currently played on the radio

Tim is so fucking confused now ._.

SG2Tiger: Lol

SG2Tiger: ^ that was part of your rap?

xL: DAMN YOU

xL: That was secret >.>

Cowsy licks Tim

SG2Tiger: You should have thought about that before sharing it with me

SG2Tiger: I DON'T KEEP THE SECRETS OF TERRORISTS

SG2Tiger wails on XL

Tim hugs Cowsy

xL: Anyways, night

Karma: niiiight

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September 07, 2011

Joins: xL ([email protected])
IGNOBot sets mode: +v xL

Oddcl: ill try some more icecream

xL takes a sample of Bradios

SG2Tiger: yeah, ice cream

xL takes a sample of Tim

SG2Tiger: That'll help the diabetic

SG2Tiger: >_>

Bradios: 0_0

Bradios: ....What are you doing, xL?

Oddcl: brother in law suggested it even though its not great I still need to get the carbs in for the medicine

xL takes a sample of CaeJ

Tim: :O

SG2Tiger: o_o

xL takes a sample Hamel

xL takes a sample of SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger hides

SG2Tiger: NOOOO

Oddcl: *hides*

Bradios: Is he....

xL takes a sample of MrBones

SG2Tiger: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

Bradios: It can't be....

Oddcl: *speaks into loudspeaker* SAMPLE MY ASS!

SG2Tiger: PHIL NO

xL takes a sample of Silvia

SG2Tiger: HE'LL DO IT!!

Bradios: He's trying to clone us all....

SG2Tiger: HE'LL SAMPLE YOUR ASS!!

SG2Tiger: YOUR ACTUAL ASS

xL takes a sample of Oddcl

Oddcl: *hides to not pe sampled*

SG2Tiger: SEE

Oddcl: bullshit

MrBones: Xl stop plz

Oddcl: its xl

Oddcl: he is messing with names

MrBones: I'm playin pokemons

Hamel pushes xL Dx

Oddcl: *points* MEGAS XLR KICK LS ASS

Tim: D:

MrBones: And highlighting me freezes the emulator

Hamel: He can try to clone me all he wants, its already been done/been over with

Hamel: not sure where they are don't care

Hamel is neutral

SG2Tiger: He already sampled you so he shouldn't be HLing you anymore

xL takes a sample of myself

SG2Tiger: hamel you need to find your clone

SG2Tiger: Or you'll never get your position back

CaeJ: Did.. irc make a Kryptonian noise when XL sampled me? ...

Hamel is not worried

xL places the samples in a bowl

xL adds some sugar and spice

xL and everything not-so-nice

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: You're making evil little girls?

SG2Tiger: Shouldn't it be snakes and snails and puppydog tails?

Hamel: MRBONES SHOULD LOVE THE LITTLE GIRLS

Bradios: That's for the rowdyruff boys

MrBones: Goddamnit

SG2Tiger: ...he just asked not to be HL'd, hamel

MrBones: Don't fucking highlight me

Hamel: sorry >.> I didn't see

MrBones: I just got back to where I was

xL: I just need one more ingredient

SG2Tiger wants to know what XL did with the samples

xL: They are currently in the oven

Hamel: Cupcaeks?

SG2Tiger: ...HE'S MAKING CUPCAEKS WITH MY DNA?!

Hamel: also

Hamel: how did he get mine when I'm shadows and fire?

SG2Tiger: He has his ways

CaeJ: ... *sighs*. Allegory of the cave.

xL: http://www.finaltouchpowdercoating.com/shopl/Da_Big_Oven.jpg

xL: That is the oven I am using

SG2Tiger: O_O;

xL: I am making something amazing

xL: in DA BIG OVEN, as the URL calls it

SG2Tiger: J-Jizz toast?

xL: No, it's better

Bradios: ...

xL: It shits jizz toast

SG2Tiger is scared

Bradios: He's making a monster to destroy IGNOLand with Jizz Toast?

SG2Tiger peeks into the oven

xL slaps SG2Tiger

xL: NO

SG2Tiger: OW

SG2Tiger: BITCH

SG2Tiger slaps XL with the 12x24

xL smells the aroma of what appears to be Christmas cookies

Bradios: It gets worse, doesn't it?

SG2Tiger: You shouldn't be asking stupidly obvious questions

SG2Tiger: You should be RUNNING

xL: Yes, you should

SG2Tiger runs

Bradios flies the fuck outta here

CaeJ runs into a wall

CaeJ cries

SG2Tiger: Cae, you can fly

SG2Tiger is still running

xL ding

xL: 😮

Bradios: You're half carpet remember?

xL: I think it is done

SG2Tiger: No, TWO dings means it's done

SG2Tiger: *ding ding*

SG2Tiger: Slightly more rapid...

xL: >.>

SG2Tiger: *dingding*

CaeJ: I... completely forgot.... :O

SG2Tiger: *shakes head*

SG2Tiger: I'd offer AWSM for whoever got the ref but

SG2Tiger: The AWSM is gone ;_;

Bradios: Futurama

SG2Tiger: Yes

SG2Tiger: You get spiritual awesome

Bradios: The episode where Leela discovers she's a mutant

xL: Speaking of mutants...

SG2Tiger: Isn't that the machine that makes noses?

SG2Tiger: IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS

SG2Tiger: WHY SHOULDN'T IT

MrBones: Good news everyone

SG2Tiger: FUCK

SG2Tiger: I heard it

Bradios: Me too

xL: Tim

xL: You're a daddy

CaeJ: I heard it in Eloquence Bobby's voice.

Tim: :O

Tim: WHAT!?

SG2Tiger: o_o

xL: Wanna hold it?

Bradios: Is it....

SG2Tiger: tim

Bradios: Oh god...

SG2Tiger: DID YOU HAVE PENIS SEX WITH XL?!

Tim: o.o

Tim: NO

Joins: Jizzard ([email protected])
IGNOBot sets mode: +v Jizzard

MrBones: XL are you cloning?

SG2Tiger: THEN HOW DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO--

SG2Tiger: O_O

Tim: WHATS HAPPENED?!

Bradios: IT'S A MUTANT CLONE

SG2Tiger: OH NO

Tim: @_@

SG2Tiger: IT'S...REAL...!!

SG2Tiger: AS FORETOLD IN LEGEND

Jizzard cries

SG2Tiger: *JIZZARD?!*

SG2Tiger: A WIZARD OF JIZZ?!

Bradios: OH MY GOD!!!!

xL gives it to SG2

SG2Tiger: WE MUST KILL THE CHILD BEFORE IT GROWS UP AND FULFILLS THE PROPHECY!!

Jizzard barks

SG2Tiger prepares to stab the baby

Bradios: Right!

SG2Tiger: O_O

MrBones: Xl answer my question

Bradios cocks a shotgun

Hamel: <_<

xL: I cloned EVERYONE

Hamel puts Lost Jacket on

Hamel: ooh

xL: And made a super baby...thing

Hamel shrugs

SG2Tiger: It's not cloning

SG2Tiger: He used all our DNA and mixed it to create...

SG2Tiger: The One

Hamel: >3>

Jizzard: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SG2Tiger: He who has been foretold in prophecy

SG2Tiger: WE HAVE TO KILL IT NOW

Jizzard starts growing

SG2Tiger: IT WILL AGE RAPIDLY TO ADULTHOOD!!

MrBones calls for the leperachauns

Hamel stays neutral

SG2Tiger blasts the chainsaw cannons

Bradios begins shooting it with shotgun

Hamel sits down in a chair reading a book

MrBones signals for narwhals

Jizzard starts growing a penis

SG2Tiger is laughing IRL at Hamel's commitment to neutralness BTW

SG2Tiger: SHOOT THE PENIS OFF!!

MrBones: ATTACK!

SG2Tiger fires the chainsaw cannons at the crotch

Jizzard starts growing another penis

Bradios sends for the suicide squad of androids

SG2Tiger: NO

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamel: Why thank you SG2

Jizzard grows yet another penis

Hamel flips a page and smiles x3

Hamel: I love this book

Jizzard looks at Bradios

Tim: x.x

CaeJ: But... whose penis is it most like?

Bradios: O_O

MrBones stabs the jizzard in the heart

MrBones: And by heart I mean

MrBones: Penis growth gland

Tim: ITS UNSTOPPABLE

Bradios begins rapidly shooting it

SG2Tiger launches the chainsaw cannons full-force

Jizzard starts walking

SG2Tiger: we...may be too late...

Hamel eats ice cream

SG2Tiger: We should have known...when he got the samples!!

Bradios sends for the giant robot

MrBones calls for narwhal castration

xL gets in a hot-air balloon and flies away

SG2Tiger shoots down the balloon

Hamel waves at xL

SG2Tiger pelts XL full of chainsaw lasers

MrBones: Stop it or be executed

Hamel: O.o oh... hmm... guess he didn't get away

Jizzard grabs xL

Tim pets the Jizzard

xL: WHAT

Bradios sets giant robot to automatic

SG2Tiger: OH NO

SG2Tiger: *OH NO*

SG2Tiger: THEY'RE GOING TO MERGE!!

Jizzard eats xL

SG2Tiger: STOP THEM!!

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamel: >__> Why?

Bradios orders the robot to attack

xL: OH SHI-

Hamel: why not just let them do what they want?

Bradios: NEVER!!!

Hamel: oh wait, I forgot 😀 I have an airship

MrBones envelops the jizzard with hamel

Quits: Jizzard ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed: IGNO Webchat - http://ignoirc.co.cc:9090)

Hamel: O.o eeehhh?

SG2Tiger: o_o

SG2Tiger: Did we do it?

Bradios: Did we....

SG2Tiger: ...NO

Hamel is confused

SG2Tiger: LOOK...!!

xL is now known as Ultimate_Jizzard

SG2Tiger: UP THERE!!

SG2Tiger: FUCK!!!

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: THEY'VE MERGED

Bradios: RUN!

Ultimate_Jizzard has wings

MrBones: attack it with vaginas

SG2Tiger: NOW THEY'LL FULFILL THE PROPHECY!!

Bradios: IT'S ULTIMATE JIZZARD

SG2Tiger: BY BRINGING A WAVE OF JIZZ TO FLOOD THE ENTIRE WORLD

Ultimate_Jizzard flies after Hamel

Hamel: ....

Hamel: hey I've done nothing to you

MrBones has a boat

Ultimate_Jizzard shoots gallons of jizz at her to trap her

Bradios: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!!

Hamel: I'm staying out of this fight

SG2Tiger climbs in Bones' boat

Ultimate_Jizzard: Too fucking bad

SG2Tiger: IT CAN TALK NOW?!

Hamel has crew fly higher to avoid the Jizz

MrBones puts hamel in the fight

SG2Tiger: You can't let your second-in-command be covered in jizz!!

Bradios: May I please come in, Mein Konungur?

Hamel escapes fight

MrBones removes self from fight

Ultimate_Jizzard sticks Hamel in a bag

SG2Tiger: We need to teleport away

MrBones: No neutrals

SG2Tiger: To somewhere safe

Ultimate_Jizzard turns vibrator on

Oddcl: o,o

Hamel: too bad UJ I flew away

Bradios: Very well

Hamel: I'm out

SG2Tiger envelopes the boat in a glowing light

CaeJ whistles inconspicuously

SG2Tiger warps to the other side of the planet

Bradios sends for a boat

SG2Tiger: john and the boat come with

SG2Tiger: They teleport with me

Ultimate_Jizzard starts glowing

Bradios: Actually, fuck it

SG2Tiger: But we might not be safe here for long

Bradios flies to follow SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger: THE JIZZ IS COMING

MrBones: To the palace

SG2Tiger grabs Bones and flies to the palace

Bradios: My precious Island....

Ultimate_Jizzard: You see your mighty oceans?

Bradios: Covered in Jizz....

Ultimate_Jizzard: Soon they shall be nothing but sperm

SG2Tiger: The world will run white...with jizz...

Ultimate_Jizzard: And the trees will spout penises

Bradios: And red with the blood of the innocent

Tim goes for a swim

SG2Tiger: WE MUST PROTECT THE PALACE AT ALL COSTS

Ultimate_Jizzard: and volcanoes do...something else

SG2Tiger laughed IRL at Tim

Tim: :3

SG2Tiger: Guess it's not bad for everyone

Ultimate_Jizzard spots Tim

MrBones: The palace is protected from all attack

Tim: :3

Bradios begins building a shield to protect Bone's Palace

Ultimate_Jizzard grabs Tim

SG2Tiger: I'll maintain a forcefield around the palace for as long as I can

SG2Tiger: I may be immortal, but I'll still succumb to fatigue eventually

SG2Tiger: And pass out

SG2Tiger: Then wake up

MrBones: for it to be attacked people would have to know where it is

SG2Tiger: Covered in jizz

SG2Tiger: Like an average tuesday for college sluts

MrBones: Lol

Ultimate_Jizzard: Instead of eating you, you will transform the good old fashioned way, Tim

Bradios: I can't afford to get semen in my circuitry...

Tim: 😮

SG2Tiger: Even if XL doesn't know where it is, the jizz will eventually reach it

Tim: How?!

MrBones: Only you sg2tiger and I have that information

Ultimate_Jizzard bends over

SG2Tiger: I'll have to hold the forcefield up and hope someone can destroy the jizzard before it wears off

SG2Tiger: Or the palace will be swept away

SG2Tiger: Even if XL can't find it, if he floods the planet...

Hamel had found that info years ago >.> and knows where the palace is

Ultimate_Jizzard suction powers ignite and its ass becomes somewhat like a vacuum

Bradios begins scanning to find Bones' palace so he can place the shield

Ultimate_Jizzard sucks up Tim

Hamel: I'll stick to the skies where I'm at, I want no part in the fight

Hamel will reveal no information

SG2Tiger: Good

SG2Tiger: But I don't trust Bradios

Hamel is now known as CaptainHamel

SG2Tiger: Not that he'll ever find it

Tim begins to get sucked in

Ultimate_Jizzard starts vomiting goats

Tim: Noooooo!!!

SG2Tiger: O_O

Tim: x.x

Tim: HALP

Bradios: I've built a shield for the palace...

SG2Tiger: But...but you didn't sample Katie

SG2Tiger: How did you gain her powers?!

SG2Tiger: shouldn't you be vomiting sheep?

Ultimate_Jizzard: I used a special device that traveled to her home and got a quick sample for me

SG2Tiger: X_X

Ultimate_Jizzard: I also have extracted samples of Reese, LG, and PWR

Ultimate_Jizzard: Well, not PWR

Ultimate_Jizzard: She's too powerful

CaptainHamel: The crows? O.o

SG2Tiger: He probably couldn't get close enough to her

SG2Tiger: Or MTS

SG2Tiger: Their female powers would destroy hi--

SG2Tiger: O_O

SG2Tiger: THAT'S IT!!

SG2Tiger: WE NEED VAGES

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO!

SG2Tiger: WE NEED ENOUGH VAGES TO SUCK UP ALL THE JIZZ IN THE WORLD

SG2Tiger: AND THERE IS ONLY ONE VAGE STRONG ENOUGH

SG2Tiger: AND SLUTTY ENOUGH

SG2Tiger: TO DRINK ALL THE CUM

Ultimate_Jizzard: I will drown this planet in semen

Ultimate_Jizzard: And give birth to a new, clean earth

SG2Tiger txts PWR

CaptainHamel: Oh hey! I've got a gender switch machine >> I forgot about that

SG2Tiger: Makes sense

SG2Tiger: Hermel 😉

MrBones hides in the palace watching and playing pokemon

MrBones: Lol

CaptainHamel: Hey, I could use it on you Bones

CaptainHamel: >>

SG2Tiger: We need to just wait it out in the palace for PWR to appear

SG2Tiger: That wouldn't be very neutral, hamel

CaptainHamel: I know, which is why I am not

SG2Tiger: Lol

CaptainHamel: I said COULD not WILL

Ultimate_Jizzard starts growing bigger

SG2Tiger: Well, the earth is doomed

SG2Tiger: Unless PWR shows up

Bradios begins searching for the palace manually

Bradios: Konungur, I told you before I'll do anything to make up for my deeds in the past.

SG2Tiger: But you're neutral

SG2Tiger: Why are you trying to fight for us

CaptainHamel: I think he wants to stop being neutral?

SG2Tiger: But how can we trust him?

SG2Tiger: Maybe if he was good or evil

SG2Tiger: We'd know where he stood

SG2Tiger: But he's neutral

Bradios: So, until I find the palace, I'll distract the Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard starts masturbating

SG2Tiger: OH NO

Bradios sends for the giant robot army to attack Ultimate_Jizzard

Bradios: Hopefully that will last

Bradios: For now at least

Ultimate_Jizzard is unaffected

Bradios: ffffff-

SG2Tiger: Nothing can stop it now except PWR's vage

SG2Tiger: Maybe if you had sexbots

SG2Tiger: They could temporarily suck up some of the jizz

Bradios: I had some back at the mountain base....

SG2Tiger: Until it short-circuits their mechanical vaginas

Bradios: But I don't know if their active or not...

Ultimate_Jizzard: You guys should be celebrating

SG2Tiger: Maybe if you prove yourself loyal enough, you can be accepted as a non-neutral

Ultimate_Jizzard: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/2/28536617-f761-4a38-9073-98d012fc36e5.jpg

Ultimate_Jizzard: Like them

SG2Tiger: NOOOOOOOO

Bradios tests to see if the robot sex slaves work

Ultimate_Jizzard starts playing with the robot sex slaves

Bradios: THEY WORK!

SG2Tiger: Hopefully you didn't fuck them dry, Bradios

SG2Tiger: Yay

Ultimate_Jizzard goes to take them out to dinner

SG2Tiger: HEY JIZZARD

SG2Tiger: KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

SG2Tiger: YOUR DICKS!!!!!!!!!

SG2Tiger: GO, ROBOTSLAVES!!

Bradios orders the robot slaves to begin sucking up as much jizz as possible

Bradios: Go my creations! Suck all that Jizz up!

SG2Tiger: He'll have to ejaculate into them until they explode

SG2Tiger: Man this is like some sort of awful pornographic horror movie

SG2Tiger: NIGHT OF THE LIVING JIZZ

CaeJ: But jizz is already alive...

SG2Tiger: ...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

SG2Tiger: Never Go Back To Jizzard Lake

SG2Tiger: Better?

CaptainHamel: Ocean?

SG2Tiger: STAY OUT OF THIS YOU FILTHY NEUTRAL

CaptainHamel shrugs and drinks wine

Ultimate_Jizzard: ...Did I just hear that blasted Tiger?

Ultimate_Jizzard starts moving towards that direction

SG2Tiger: Nope

SG2Tiger: You'll never find me

Bradios: I'll need some moar android sex slaves..

SG2Tiger: I'm safely hidden in the palace

Ultimate_Jizzard heads North

CaptainHamel: I thought SG2 could throw her voice

SG2Tiger: You'll need to speak its location aloud in order to enter it

Bradios begins building tens of thousands of the android sex slaves

CaptainHamel: so therefore who knows where its coming from

SG2Tiger: And I don't think you know where we are

Ultimate_Jizzard heads to the North Pole to see Santa Claus

Tim: o.o

SG2Tiger: Hah

SG2Tiger: Good luck

SG2Tiger: The Krampus lives there

SG2Tiger: He'll beat your jizz-soaked ass

Bradios: Everybody, pray and hope that this works

Bradios activates all the android sex slaves at the same time

SG2Tiger: o_o

Bradios sends them off to the areas where Jizzard has spread Jizz

Bradios orders them to begin sucking up as much Jizz as possible

SG2Tiger: You're doing it wrong

SG2Tiger: Worry about that later

SG2Tiger: Right now you need to stop him from creating more jizz

SG2Tiger: Plug up his cocks

SG2Tiger: Cut it off at the source

Bradios tells them to ignore the last order and head for the north pole to take out Jizzard

Bradios: and by that I mean

Bradios tells them to have sex with him endlessly

SG2Tiger: The very notion of fucking vages might cripple him too

SG2Tiger: Leaving him vulnerable

Ultimate_Jizzard builds a massive hotel

Joins: LG ([email protected])
IGNOBot sets mode: +v LG

LG: :O

SG2Tiger: A love hotel?

SG2Tiger: LG!!

SG2Tiger: QUICK

SG2Tiger: WE NEED YOUR HELP

Ultimate_Jizzard smells something peculiar

SG2Tiger: XL sampled all our DNA and used it to create a mutant baby

Ultimate_Jizzard smells............LG

SG2Tiger: Then the baby ate him

SG2Tiger: And they merged to form the Ultimate Jizzard

LG: :O

SG2Tiger: Now he's flooding the earth with jizz

Ultimate_Jizzard stops building hotels and flies at full speed towards LG

SG2Tiger: Tim was swimming in it

SG2Tiger: But i think he drowned

Ultimate_Jizzard: I WILL EAT HIM AND REACH PERFECTION

Bradios: OH GOD

SG2Tiger: NO WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN

SG2Tiger: WE NEED PWR'S VAGE!!

Tim: (DBZ reference? I'm reminded of Cell >.>)

Bradios: Quick!~ LG! Over here!

CaptainHamel: (I thought that too)

SG2Tiger: It is the only black hole deep enough to suck in all the jizz

Bradios: (Same...)

LG runs from brad

CaeJ: IT'S A TRAP!

LG: never run to a neutral

SG2Tiger: Only unlike Cell

SG2Tiger: He won't eat LG with his tail

SG2Tiger: But with his penis

Bradios: I'm trying to help you, LG

LG: its worse than

LG: DEATH

Ultimate_Jizzard: (bangs head against the wall thinking it was obvious)

SG2Tiger: LG you have to help us defeat him

MrBones ponders

LG: but wait

MrBones: Wouldn't my straight DNA be a weakness in a gay monsters genetics?

LG: dont you wanna see him at full form?

Bradios: O_O

SG2Tiger: No, vegeta, don't do it!! It's suicide!!

Bradios: It could...

SG2Tiger: I mean, LG

Bradios: If he gets to LG, it'll be the end of ALL OF US!!!!

Bradios: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

MrBones is safe in the palace

SG2Tiger: But how do we activate John's straight genes?

CaptainHamel: show it some tits?

SG2Tiger: BRADIOS

SG2Tiger: TEMPT HIM WITH THE SEXY ROBOTS

MrBones: ^^^

CaptainHamel thought it would be obvious >.>

Bradios: Very well!

SG2Tiger: That part of his DNA will make fucking them irresistable

LG: hey monster

LG: eat me

LG: ;p

SG2Tiger: ...WHAT

Bradios sends for the sexy robots

SG2Tiger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrBones: There is a straight man in there somewhere

MrBones captures lg

Bradios tackles LG

SG2Tiger: DON'T LET IT EAT LG

SG2Tiger: HIS GAYNESS WILL OVERFLOW AND WE'LL ALL BE DOOMED

MrBones locks lg in the palace dungeon

LG: yes bondage!

SG2Tiger: -!!

SG2Tiger: ...lol

SG2Tiger: But okay

CaptainHamel: haha

SG2Tiger: The jizzard can't find him here

Bradios orders the sexy robots to tempt Jizzard

SG2Tiger: Unless somehow his nose for LG's scent leads him right to us...

Ultimate_Jizzard: I must find LG

Ultimate_Jizzard: I will be PERFECT

Ultimate_Jizzard: THE ULTIMATE GAY LIFE FORM

SG2Tiger: The xl in him knows that scent well

SG2Tiger: He might track it here!!

Ultimate_Jizzard: I know the smell of his silky hair anywhere

MrBones: Soaks lg in bleach

Bradios sends for the Giant LG sex slave

Bradios: (brb)

MrBones: And vagejuice

MrBones: The vagejuice of pwr

MrBones: Hmm

CaptainHamel: >.>

SG2Tiger: Why do you have PWR's vage juices lying around the palace? >_>

SG2Tiger: Anyways, FOCUS ON THE SEXBOTS!!

CaptainHamel wonders how he obtained that

SG2Tiger: THERE'S A STRAIGHT MAN IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!

Ultimate_Jizzard: ...NO THERE IS NOT

MrBones sends narwhals armed with vagejuice cannons at Ultimate_Jizzard

Joins: SexBot197 ([email protected])
IGNOBot sets mode: +v SexBot197

Ultimate_Jizzard: YES THERE IS

MrBones: There is

SG2Tiger: O_O

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO THERE ISN'T

MrBones: Me

SG2Tiger: He's...

SG2Tiger: He's at war with himself

MrBones: Yes

SexBot197 holds onto Jizzards arm

SG2Tiger: John's genes are being tempted

Ultimate_Jizzard: 😮

SexBot197 rubs the arm

hey there 😉

SG2Tiger: O_O

Ultimate_Jizzard 9,000 erections occur at once

SG2Tiger: SHOW HIM YOUR TITS

SexBot197 jiggles giant boobs

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO

Ultimate_Jizzard: I LOVE THE ASS

Ultimate_Jizzard rubs the tits

SexBot197: you want to touch mine?

SexBot197 smiles

MrBones: Girls have asses too

MrBones: Vage and ass

SG2Tiger: You know you can't resist the vage

SG2Tiger: Forsake the cock

SexBot197 rubs up against Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard wants the vage

Ultimate_Jizzard: NO

Ultimate_Jizzard: I NEED LG'S PENIS TO ACHIEVE PERFECT FORM

SG2Tiger: LG is locked away

SG2Tiger: You'll never find him in time to combat the urge

SexBot197: You need... you want... my vage?

MrBones: Question mark?

SexBot197: sexy question mark

Ultimate_Jizzard touches the vage

Ultimate_Jizzard starts shaking

SG2Tiger: o_o

SexBot197: Ohhh yesss

SG2Tiger: Could it be?

SexBot197: touch it more

CaptainHamel drinks more wine

Ultimate_Jizzard touches it again

Ultimate_Jizzard: FUCK

Ultimate_Jizzard: I WANT A PENIS

MrBones sips on mead and hums die walkurenritt

Ultimate_Jizzard: ....no I don't

Ultimate_Jizzard: YES I DO

SG2Tiger: You know you crave the dripping robo-vage

SG2Tiger: ...dripping with oil, but still

MrBones: Lol

SexBot197: so wet right now, take me now!

SG2Tiger: Vage-scented oil

Ultimate_Jizzard: That rust is soooo hardcore

SG2Tiger: Bradios went all-out with his sexbots

MrBones lubricates the robovage with pwrs juices

SexBot197 jumps on Jizzard

LG: hey Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard sniffs the vage

LG: _______ _______ _ _________ _______

LG: ( ____ )( ____ \( ( /|\__ __/( ____ \

LG: | ( )|| ( \/| \ ( | ) ( | ( \/

LG: | (____)|| (__ | \ | | | | | (_____

LG: | _____)| __) | (\ \) | | | (_____ )

LG: | ( | ( | | \ | | | ) |

LG: | ) | (____/\| ) \ |___) (___/\____) |

LG: |/ (_______/|/ )_)\_______/\_______)

Ultimate_Jizzard: o_O

LG: justa gift

SG2Tiger: LG WTF NO

SexBot197 grabs Jizzards Penis

SG2Tiger: THE VAGE

SG2Tiger: FOCUS ON THE VAGE

SG2Tiger: AND ROBOTITS

MrBones drowns lg in pwrs vagejuice and bleach mixture

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the big, beautiful penis

SexBot197 squeezes Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the sexy, rusty vage

MrBones: Keep confusing it

SexBot197: lets go somewhere alone Jizzard

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the penis again

Oddcl: o,o

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at the vage

MrBones: it will hurt itself from confusion

SG2Tiger launches 20 sexbots out of a cannon

CaptainHamel sighs

SG2Tiger: VAGE ORGY

Ultimate_Jizzard looks at Tim

CaptainHamel: good to be neutral

CaptainHamel swirls wine in glass

LG: hey hamel

SexBot197: My sisters!

LG: wannahelp me out?

SG2Tiger: Gang up on him

CaptainHamel: Yes LG?

SG2Tiger: Hamel can't help

CaptainHamel: huh?

SG2Tiger: It wouldn't be neutral

LG: let me out

CaptainHamel: I'm sorry, I'm neutral >>

CaptainHamel: and in the sky

SG2Tiger: That'd be taking a side

CaptainHamel: not near the palace

CaptainHamel: I'm only on projection screen

LG: okay you know what

SG2Tiger sneaks into Hamel's airship and steals the sex change machine

LG: PENIS ARMY COME!!!!!!

SG2Tiger: NO!!

MrBones: Army?

MrBones: LG

SG2Tiger fires the sex change beam at LG

SexBot197 attacks Jizzard with sexy powers

SG2Tiger: BECOME A WOMAN!!

SexBot197 uses sisters to help

MrBones: You violated our agreement

MrBones: No armies

CaeJ jumps in the way of the sex change beam

SG2Tiger: O_O WHAT

SG2Tiger: ...CAE HAS...A VAGE?!

CaptainHamel: O__o

MrBones: No armies means no armies

SG2Tiger: He got hit by the sex-change beam!!

LG is set free by the army of penises

CaptainHamel takes the bottle and starts drinking from that

MrBones castrates lg

Ultimate_Jizzard barks

LG: oh so what i have over 9000 more

LG: jizzard

LG: take me here and now

MrBones: Also means marrying xL is forbidden by law

SexBot197: NO

SexBot197: Jizzard is MINE

MrBones: Lol

LG: take me here and now

SexBot197 shoots LG with a ray gun

SG2Tiger: O_O

SexBot197: Stay away from my Jizzard

LG: i gotmy ray gun shot 3 weeks ago

SexBot197 takes out machine gun and shoots LG

Ultimate_Jizzard sees CaeJ

Tim: Mmmm, penis :3

CaeJ waves

Ultimate_Jizzard fondles CaeJ's tits

SG2Tiger: O_O

CaptainHamel: >>

Ultimate_Jizzard licks the cheek

Ultimate_Jizzard meows

MrBones: Lol

SexBot197: Jizzard... does not like Sexbox197?

SG2Tiger: o_o;

SexBot197 cries

Ultimate_Jizzard shreds off Cae's clothes

Ultimate_Jizzard: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ultimate_Jizzard inserts 9,000 penises into CaeJ

SG2Tiger: O_O

SexBot197 self destructs

LG is lost

Quits: SexBot197 ([email protected]) (Quit: Page closed: IGNO Webchat - http://ignoirc.co.cc:9090)

LG: okay

LG: wedding off yay

LG: back to whore town

SG2Tiger: Oh geez not again

MrBones: lol

Ultimate_Jizzard explodes a tsunami of jizz

LG packs my stuff and heads to whoretown

SG2Tiger: O_O

MrBones: I didn't nullify the wedding

MrBones: He did

SG2Tiger busts out the jizz umbrella

CaptainHamel: need a lift LG?

CaptainHamel: I have an airship

MrBones: By his actions

LG: whore town where the men are men and so are the women

SG2Tiger: Lol

Ultimate_Jizzard sings It's Raining Jizz

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: well, we knew this wedding was doomed inevitably

MrBones: I thought you exploded

Quits: Ultimate_Jizzard ([email protected]) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 3.6.21/20110830092825])

MrBones: Lol

CaptainHamel: huh?

CaptainHamel: who exploded?

SG2Tiger: The Jizzard

SG2Tiger: I think we finally defeated it

SG2Tiger: All thanks to Genderbent Cae

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: ...who is probably suffering and full of jizz...

SG2Tiger: we should probably help him

CaptainHamel: well, now we just need PWR to clean up the Jizz from the earth

MrBones whistles the pokemon victory song

CaeJ: ... Umm... Am I pregnant now?

SG2Tiger: Probably

SG2Tiger: But we need to give you 9,000 abortions

MrBones falcon punches caej

SG2Tiger: So you don't give birth to more Jizzards

SG2Tiger: Good. Now do it 8,999 more times

MrBones falcon punches caej

MrBones: x8999

SG2Tiger: There we go

MrBones: Lol

SG2Tiger: We should be safe now

SG2Tiger: Now all we have is...a world flooded with jizz...

SG2Tiger: We need PWR's vage for cleanup.

MrBones: It will dry up

SG2Tiger: Or maybe Tim and LG can drink it

CaptainHamel: yeah and be crusty and gross

LG: nah

MrBones: And then be washed away with oxiclean

CaptainHamel: I think I'll stay in the skies for now

LG: im in whore town

LG: where the men are men and so are the women

SG2Tiger: Is it wonderful?

MrBones: Back to emerald

LG: it is

SG2Tiger: Well now that the Jizzard is dead

CaptainHamel wants to play Pokemon now

SG2Tiger: Brb

SG2Tiger: Pajama tiem

LG: STOP PAJAMA TIME

Tim: *wants*

LG: COME HERE LITTLE KIDDIES ON MY LAP GUESS WHOS BACKWITH A BRAND NEW RAP

CaptainHamel: >.>

LG: ...sorry

CaptainHamel: xD

LG: ill sit quietly

LG: and wait for someone...

LG: 😀

CaptainHamel: >>

CaptainHamel ponders

SG2Tiger: :O

CaptainHamel walks off pondering

SG2Tiger: I thought you were in the air

CaptainHamel: I am in my airship

CaptainHamel: I can't walk around in it?

SG2Tiger: NO

SG2Tiger: NO YOU CANNOT

Tim: EVERYONE KNOWS NO WALKING WHILE THE FASTEN SEATBELT SIGN IS ON

Tim: 😐

SG2Tiger: YEAH.

SG2Tiger: THAT!!

CaptainHamel: >> I have no such things in my ship

SG2Tiger: Then I'm afraid you're in violation of airspace law in IGNOLand

SG2Tiger: You'll have to come downtown with me, Ma'am

Bradios:(Back everybody)

SG2Tiger: You never left Bradios

CaptainHamel flies ship away from IGNOland

MrBones: It's my world and I decree you need to wear safety equipment

Bradios:IRC is being stupid and dc'd me

Bradios: So, what in the world is happening now that Jizzard is gone?

CaptainHamel shrugs and flies ship to secret base

SG2Tiger: Waaaay too much to recap.

Bradios: Aw.

December 30, 2012

Zombie_LG: GURL PLEASE

Zombie_LG: mhm

SG2Tiger changes nick to Laqueesha

Laqueesha: DAMN GIRL

Laqueesha: WHO YOU IMPERSONATIN'

Zombie_LG changes nick to Sammy

Laqueesha: YOU AIN'T GOT THE HIPS TO PULL THIS OFF

Laqueesha: MMMM-HHHM

Sammy: Bitch please!

Sammy: I am sassy and gay!

Laqueesha: SIT YO GAY ASS DOWN

Laqueesha slaps Sammy

Laqueesha: LAQUEESHA DON'T PLAY

Sammy slaps Laqueesha

Sammy: You fat ass!

Laqueesha: GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL YOU DONE IT NOW

Laqueesha roundhouse kicks Sammy

Sammy: No wonder why you don't have a date!

Laqueesha: YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT BROTHAS

Laqueesha: I GOT MO' CUSHION FO' DA PUSHIN'

Sammy: I know no one wants a fat 36 year old black bitch!

Laqueesha: YOU WHITE BOYS GOTTA PAY EXTRA TO GET THESE BIG OL' BLACK TITTIES

Laqueesha shoves them in Sammy's face

Sammy: I LIKE BOOBS

Laqueesha: GURL PLEASE

Laqueesha: YOU GAY

Laqueesha nipple-slaps Sammy

Sammy cuts Laqueeshas boobs off

Laqueesha: WTF

Sammy: O_O

Laqueesha regenerates them

Sammy: HOLY FUCK

Laqueesha: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GIRL

Sammy: YOU CAN DO THAT?

Laqueesha: YOU DONE MESSED WITH THE WROOOOOOOOONG SASSY BLACK WOMAN

Laqueesha sucks out Sammy's brain through a straw

Laqueesha changes nick to Zombie_Laqueesha

Sammy is dead

Zombie_Laqueesha revives Sammy as a Zombie

Sammy changes nick to Zombie_Sammy

Zombie_Sammy: HOLY FUCK

Zombie_Laqueesha: FEELIN' BETTER, HONEY?

Zombie_Laqueesha: Now c'mon, let's sit yo ass down a spell and have some o' Laqueesha's famous Brain Gumbo

Zombie_Sammy stabs Zombie_Laqueesha and runs away

Zombie_Laqueesha: WTF

Zombie_Sammy:: FUCKING FAT ASS!

Zombie_Laqueesha drains Sammy's life force

Zombie_Sammy dies

Zombie_Laqueesha sucks out his Gay Force with it

Zombie_Laqueesha changes nick to Zombie_Lesbian_Laqueesha

Zombie_Sammy is dead

Zombie_Lesbian_Laqueesha: Good

Zombie_Lesbian_Laqueesha: Now time to get my face in some big ol' black titties

Zombie_Lesbian_Laqueesha changes nick to THE_END

Zombie_Sammy is fucking dying of laughter

THE_END: And that concludes the Black in the Closet Halloween Special

February 15, 2013

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Topic set by [email protected] (8/12/2012 at 10:33 PM)
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SG2Tiger: Hola senor LG

LG: yo

SG2Tiger: Como estas?

LG: fuck you go back to your country

SG2Tiger: D:

LG: we speak merican here

SG2Tiger: que decir...

LG: ...yo soy un homosexual

SG2Tiger: Un homosexual, verdad? Muy fantastico

LG: fucko youo

SG2Tiger: Que?

LG spanks SR2Tiger's ass

SG2Tiger is now known as SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: Jajajajaja

LG: i still spanked you bitch

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: Tu madre

LG: your name is SR2Tiger

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: No!!

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: NO

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: N--

LG: si

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit is shoved off a cliff

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PAPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit dies

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SpaniardInAnSG2TigerSuit: ...Ffff

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SG2Tiger: Hey y'all, what's goin' on?

LG: didnt quite work for you did it?

SG2Tiger: Who was that imposter I just shoved off the cliff?

LG: wow

LG: slaps SG2Tiger

SG2Tiger: D: por qu...I mean why

LG: IMPOSTER

SG2Tiger is now known as MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit

MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit: AY NO!!

MexicanInAnSG2TigerSuit runs away

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SG2Tiger: Sup guise

SG2Tiger: What's goin' on in the ol' IRC Studios?

LG slaps SG2Tiger

LG: who are you this time?

SG2Tiger: Eh?

LG cut's SG2Tiger's ear off

LG eats the ear

SG2Tiger: WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE?!

SG2Tiger cuts LG's leg off and beats him with it

LG dies

SG2Tiger: GOD

SG2Tiger: BITCH WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EAR

LG is dead

SG2Tiger: Use the gaylian revival spell on yourself, bitch

SG2Tiger regenerates ear

SG2Tiger: The fuck did I do to deserve that

LG is having his body eaten by birds

SG2Tiger: Nope

SG2Tiger: I fended them off and put your body in the freezer

LG is dead and cant feel anything

SG2Tiger: ...

SG2Tiger doesn't see what that has to do with her statement of preserving his body

LG is waiting for SG2Tiger to revive him

SG2Tiger: I can't revive the dead, dude

LG is dead forever

SG2Tiger: Or I could have unghosted cowsy myself

SG2Tiger: I can give you some company though?

SG2Tiger butchers Cowsy

Cowsy is now known as RawBeef

SG2Tiger: Ugh

LG is dead

SG2Tiger: I guess IRC will be boring without you and your radio show

SG2Tiger: Fine

SG2Tiger goes off in search of the Elixir of Life

SG2Tiger: -300 years pass-

SG2Tiger returns

SG2Tiger: Geez, finally...

LG: woah woah woah

LG was never even dead

LG: 300 years

LG: really

LG: really?

SG2Tiger: ...YOU WEREN'T DEAD?!

LG: no

SG2Tiger: YOU MADE ME GO ON A QUEST FOR 300 YEARS

LG: no

SG2Tiger: AND YOU WERE JUST TRICKING ME?!

SG2Tiger: WTF

LG: it was 30 minutes

SG2Tiger: ...really?

LG: yeah

SG2Tiger: But the old hermit told me...

LG: he was high

SG2Tiger: Maybe I got contact high then

SG2Tiger: It totally felt like 300 years.

LG: did he look sort of like an older me

SG2Tiger: So wait, how long were you in the freezer?

LG: not long

SG2Tiger: Did you just wait for me to leave? :/

LG: yep

SG2Tiger: Bitch

SG2Tiger: Well I'm not giving you your leg back.

SG2Tiger: I kinda ate it already

LG: that leg is prosthetic

SG2Tiger: I thought it was 300 years but I guess I got the munchies really bad on my quest

SG2Tiger: It was my only sustenance

LG: you ate a plastic leg

SG2Tiger: I've had worse.

LG: lol

Coming soon...