who is the sexiest person here

 

Corey: so who do you think the sexiest person is here????

SG2: I... That may just be the most hillarious poll in the history of this site.

Angel: I voted Corey is so sexy... but my vote probably doesn't count anyway

Corey: as long as u don't pick the choice that says your opinion doesn't count, ur opinion still counts

Aibou: *DIES* .............

Corey: i just realized, andrew prob will say i'm sexy on this thread unless he picks the last choice *shudders*

Angel: Okay then. I've never SEEN you, but sure, you're really sexy

SG2:

This is just...so...so... Also, Corey, we all know you only posted this to get Andrew's reaction. Making him jealous by all the lesbian-turned-Corey-lovers who wanted to bang you when he can't get his shot. Ah well. I guess Andrew will just have to become...a lesbian? Well he'll get his chance either way. ...Eventually.

Lemmy: You're not quite as sexually arousing as my blueberry muffin from the other day, I'm sorry. When you can give me an erection in the same way as that, I'll make a poll choice. Until then I'll settle for jerking off to the serving suggestion on the muffin mix box until the fresh ones come out of the oven.

Aibou: o___________________________________o I am disturbed. <,<

SG2: Hah, I actually heard the story behind this I think you should make a new thread, Lemmy, and share the entire tale with us

Corey: i can arouse a blueberry muffin, is that close enough????

Lemmy: Hmm. Well, that certainly makes things more interesting around here . . . Let's see. If you're as sexy as you claim to be sexy and are capable of arousing the blueberry muffin, then maybe we'll do the threesome thing. Show me what you've got.

Corey: you do make an interesting offer, is this blueberry muffin over 18?

SG2: Oh God...this just went from disturbing to... ...More disturbing...

Corey: i think she's jelouse

Aibou: Wow. The End. >,>; *hides behind SG2*

Corey: don't be shy, theres plenty of corey to go around

Karma: *walks in, grows rather green at conversation, walks out* *consoles self with DGP*

SG2: DGP...DGP...where have I heard that before... Homestar Runner-"MARZIPAN!! THIS IS...A DEAD GUY!! MY NAME IS, UM...DEAD GUY PEREZ!! ALTERNATELY KNOWN AS THE DEE-GEE-PEE!!" That's it

Corey: ur right, i am sexy

SG2: Perhaps, but to Karma, you'll never be as sexy as a Death God

Corey: thats what tim's mom said last night, IN THE SACK!!!!

SG2: Wow, Tim's Mom is into Death God Porn too? She and Karma need to totally get together and swap collections.

Corey: ya sometimes we roleplay....

Karma: Wooooow.... I wonder what her DGP collection consists of.

SG2: You totally need to meet up with her. I'm sure she'd be available any time Corey is out with Andrew, you know, and bored, so I'm sure a trading and comparing of porn collections could be a welcome way to pass the time. PLUS IT'D BE JUST LIKE POKEMON CARDS!! Only with...nude Shinigami.

Corey: she's always with me IN THE SACK!

Karma: You know, if you think about it, half of them are nude anyway in the manga. I mean, Ren doesn't wear clothing, and a lot of the skeletal ones don't. In fact only a few actually wear clothes...and Ryuk is the only one who wears anything more than rags.

SG2: ...I never actually noticed that. Then again I'm also not the one who WOULD be noticing naked Shinigami while reading along in Death Note... Now I think I know why you started reading it. That preview in Jump was just too much of a teaser, wasn't it?

Karma: Damn. You caught me. Alright, I admit it!

SG2: I knew it. I mean sure, the story ended up compelling you over time, but for all your talk of the intellectual value, you fell for the series over the aspect of nude Shinigami. I'm disappointed in you.

Karma: I'm soooooorry! *sob* It's true, all of it! I'm so wrong!

Crisis: Corey, i'd so bang you. So before you go off feeling all happy that random ppl want to get in your pants, remember this little wise saying: I'm a guy.

SG2: Ooooh, tough...there's a slight complication to this in that the only guy who can ever be the object of Corey's undying affection is Andrew, though. I think a new guy like you would be hard pressed to fight through their love, but then again, if you work hard enough in your labors of love, who knows?

Corey: eh, ur like the 3rd guy to hit on me this week, andrew (of course), todd at work (lol, jon knows who i'm taking about) and now u, i'm used to it, what can i say, i'm a hottie

SG2:

Obviously. So much so to the point where there's really nothing clever to say of it, because it's really all been said before. Also the facebook drawings speak for themselves.

Crisis: Corey, your such a hotie that even a person who's not even sure that they've ever met/seen you would bang you. But i'll let the hormones go and let andrew and todd duke it out.

Lemmy: All these guys hitting on Corey . . . my muffin feels so neglected.

Crisis: would you prefer we hit on your muffin instead? But than again, the muffin may try and kill us... Delemas, delema

SG2: It's a powerful muffin. Afterall, its story is what destroyed Karma's original brain and gave birth to the zombie plague. The muffin is surely in league with the garden gnomes. It wanted this to happen.

Karma: I love how Corey openly admits that Andrew hits on him. He doesn't say that he returns the affection but we all know it's true.

SG2: Indeed. And his denial IS weakening, I mean, back in the day he used to feign being grossed out by it, but now he just calmly says how 'used to it' he is... Oh I'm sure you're used to it, Corey. And Andrew is used to your nightly displays of affection.

Corey: almost as much as your mom

SG2: Almost. But my mom spends too much time with Katie, as we all know, so of course Andrew occupies most of yours.

Crisis: Quick! if we can set up cameras in Corey's room and more camera's in andrew's, we could get rich by starting up a gay porn site!

Corey: ya, the problem is that we don't have gay sex so that might put a damper on the gay website

SG2: Already ahead of you. Go to http://www.supersexyhotcoreyandrewactionforreals.com. My next venture in amateur porn involves Death Gods. I've been secretly amassing a collection of apples to lure them into my makeshift studio...the rest should film itself!!

Crisis: We all know your celibacy is but a ruse! And good thinking Alex! we can pay everyone's tution form those guy's bedroom action!

SG2: That'd be great!! Especially for Karma, since then she could finally start spending her hard-earned cash the way it was meant to be spent - on comic books and video games.

Crisis: I don't really dig the comic part, since all the one's i read are online, but i'm fully behind you on the vid games! LAN PARTY!!!!!!

Karma: YAY MONEY AND VIDEO GAMES

Corey: i have a knife the size of rhoide island

SG2: I love it when Corey says something completely and totally random in hopes of making the topic stray from his secret love affairs with Andrew. (That now will be making us money...wahahaha)

Corey: u don't want the money, u just want to look at me naked

Crisis: no, i'm pretty sure we want the money. We don't want to go blind><

Corey: u may want the money, but we all know what she wants me

Crisis: She? Dude, there are no girls on the internet dude! Rule #1! The only exception is Tim's mom! So i guess Tim's mom wants you

SG2: Nah, I'm pretty sure as often as me and Karma compare you and Andrew to Yuki and Shuichi, there's a substancially noticeable gap between you and Mr. Eiri Yuki in the looks department...otherwise this may have indeed been very true.

Oooooh, burn (Though weren't you just calling him uber sexy a few days ago...? ...And on this very thread no less? )

It's true. Except I don't think it's Rule #1. Also Rule #34 is a total lie and anyone on 4Chan would totally back me on this.

Wow...for some reason that was just so well placed it made me spit my apple juice laughing, a feat few can accomplish without being A) Karma B) Lemmy being so absurdly stupid C) ATHF or D) Homestarrunner.com.

Lemmy: Off-topic, but . . . what? Did I miss something? What's Rule #34?

Karma: You used B twice. Also I am skilled in that I don't even need to be absurdly stupid or some sort of show/internet thing to make you laugh so hard you spit juice

SG2: Go look up the Rules of the Internet somewhere. That's where 'no girls on the internet' comes from, as well as a handful of other things you'll hear around the intarwebs, particularly on imageboards like 4Chan (which is where I get my heavy n00b speak vocabulary, though I try to avoid using it on IGNO, it shall occasionally surface). That's where Rule 34, "if it exists, there is porn of it', comes from. But it is a blatent lie, Dammit.

Shut up, I fixed it.

It works both ways, y'know. I pride myself for being one of the few people who is able to get you into a long-lasting laughing fit...especially when I don't even do anything to intentionally be funny 90% of the time, it just...happens. My record stands at 10 minutes. (Also, I defy anyone NOT to spit juice (provided they are drinking it of course...or are an automated juice-dispensing machine) at the King of Town. Oh, that kay-oh-tee...)

Lemmy: Wait, so . . . you're telling me that a civilization that can come up with Death God Porn is somehow limited in its porn-producing capabilities? What, have you been looking for TruHan stuff again?

SG2: TruHan stuff exists. A LOT OF IT. It's TruTen stuff that you should well know disproves Rule 34. As well as a handful of other series' I've seen that I'm like 'DUDE THIS WOULD BE SO EFFING PERFECT LET'S DIG UP SOME YAOI' for that does not exist. But to pacify Karma as to the sudden direction of this thread, *tosses some Death God Porn* Rule 34 is a friend to some...to others...not so much.

Karma: *Shields eyes from yaoi conversation with DGP*

SG2: That sentence is soooooooooooo weird... But yet, it's so...yeah, that's about right.

Corey: so is your face wait, i just said ur face was right, damn, thats not an insult I'M SEXY (haha, i can say that and still be on topic in this thread) ME SO SEXY

SG2: You really need to work on the way you word things. Well, at least you caught it that time. You know, I'm shocked that Andrew doesn't seem to post in this thread at all...isn't he your number one fan? Or the real question here, why aren't you making a thread in honor of ANDREW instead of yourself? ...I really don't have much to say here, but it is my obligation to post on every current thread, so, there you go.

Corey: i love listening to your dreams, it is so much fun! and he doesn't post because no matter what choice he picked, u'd change it to be that we're banging each other ps: thats sad

Karma: It's not like you're one to talk; every time any of us make a post you somehow manage to turn it into sexual innuendo one way or another. So we're absolutely allowed to do the same thing in regards to the nature of your relationship with Andrew.

Corey: the sad part is ment about:

lol, i know ur going to make fun of me so i have gotten over it but sometimes i'll be defensive to play along

SG2: AKA, you're at that golden stage before completely coming out - you're at peace with it within your own mind and just edging towards where you finally admit it to all your friends and family as well. We're all rooting for you, Corey!! Good luck!!

Lemmy: I, Lemmy, am a sexist pig, and I am repenting for my sins.

Corey: this is the only topic still really on topic and lemmy trys to stop that

SG2: Lemmy has to do this on all threads because he is being punished for grossly inappropriate comments that were completely uncalled for and unnecessary, not to mention went against the express orders of his God. So therefore, this spammage is decreed by me as his punishment. Also this thread has gone on for FIVE FREAKING PAGES, Corey. The topic is no longer about how sexy you think you are...this is how IGNO works. The topic tends to be lost mid-second page, if not sooner. You've been here a lot longer than some of our other regulars - you don't know this by now?

Corey: yes, but still, i'm sexy and until you say it i'm going to keep trying to make you say it

SG2: Didn't I already say it, albeit sarcastically, on a different thread? I distinctly remember something about saying everyone on IGNO has a crush on you because you're just so sexy we can't resist...and as I'm sure I am included in the 'everyone on IGNO' category, recall, sarcastic or not, that still counts as me saying it. So there.

Lemmy: Why so desperate for SG2's acceptance of your super-hottie status? She's not even into relationships.

SG2: ... *takes 20 steps back* ... *hides behind Andrew* Or crap, Corey's gonna want to get back there... *in front of Andrew* ...DAMMIT!!

Lemmy: Yeah, there's really no safe place to be inside of a five-mile radius. The best you can hope for is that you're far enough away where the magitude of their sex doesn't inavertently get you sucked into a threesome, and the fact that Corey apparently has his eye on you doesn't much help your chances.

Crisis: *puts up big plexiglass screen, sets a chair, and sits down, with the screen between myself and Corey, SG2, and Andrew* This is going to be fun to watch if corey keeps on trying to get SG2 to say that, this is gonna get messy. And not the messy Corey is thinking about...

Lemmy: On this, you may have a point. But SG2 might not be able to get near enough to Corey that she can rough him up if Corey is A) nade or B) nude and with his boy part stuck into Andrew's (Answer's?) bottom. Hell, I wouldn't wanna touch that situation with a stolen penis.

Crisis: I wouldn't touch that situation with my vision. *duct tapes Corey's pants on, and welds the fly shut*

Well, that should help some. Oh, and Corey? despite the face 320 volts just blasted trough your pants, turning the ziper red hot, i doubt it will catch your boxers on fire

Karma: O____O......

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Crisis: implied vulgarities are always more fun than stated ones. That's a fairly useful rule of thumb here.

SG2: They're more fun and they can make something humorous without (most of the time) making it brain-breaking. Go re-read the first post in Crazy Momentz, as I'm fairly certain, above all else, it was the usage of certain words rather than implications that made that story go from amusing to just so so so so wrong.

Crisis: I thought the point of using veil vulgarities was to make something brain breaking without actually using a brain breaking word. Thus we could lure Karma into a false sence of security until the meaning of the words got tranaslated and than *SNAP*, karma's brian cracks like a walnut shell! And, ummm, i'd bring this thread back on topic, but i've got no clue how to do that

SG2: *totally confused*

Crisis: Okay! Since i pulled a lemmy, and typoed like a pro, i'm going to take a page out of SG2's play book and edit my own post so that people (namely SG2) can understand it all.

In other words, we bait the trap with words that aren't brain breaking on their own, and combine them so that they imply a brain breaking idea!

Karma: I love how you're plotting this out in the open, where I can hear (see?) your every word.

SG2: Aha, but see, I'm not AS stupid as you take me for...notice I'm merely telling you (let's call it friendly warning) that I'm plotting, whilst not actually revealing the plots that I'm...plotting. ...Yeah.

Karma: Actually I was referring more to Other Alex and his plotting out loud. You, I have nothing to fear from--whatever your plot is, I'll still inevitably win. That's how it works here at IGNO...you just can't beat me.

SG2: KARMA FOR THAT COMMENT ALONE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AND I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crisis: But how? you can't hurt her, so how will you make her suffer? More plotting?

SG2: LISTEN HERE, NEWCOMER OF LESS THAN A MONTH, I'M GETTIN' REAL SICK OF YOU THINKING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT ALL OF US HERE, ESPECIALLY ME AND KARMA, AND THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING TO KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I BECOME REALLY ANGRY.

Lemmy: I'm not sure whether to take this is a serious threat or just some hot air-- SG2 Anger is sometimes difficult to read, as I would know. But if I were you, Other Alex, I would err on the side of caution.

SG2: Yeah, I actually can't remember if I was being more joke-angry or real-angry at the time when I wrote it... But I am serious about it and I stand by it. You're still the new guy, don't forget...you're only able to push your boundries so far in this stage of the game.

Lemmy: Does this mean that I can fight him, whereas with you I hafta jus' lay down and take it?

SG2: Sure, go 'head.

Lemmy: Sweet. *goes a'huntin'*

SG2: Yeah, you do that.

Lemmy: M'doin'. it. You know it.

SG2: ...I still see no signs whatsoever of you doing it.

Reese: The answer is me, I'm the sexiest, thread can end nao.

SG2: I love how it's Russell that bumps up a pseudo-dead topic about a MALE member talking about how SEXY he is.

Karma: Is Russell gonna turn into the new CxA topic? But who's the significant other?

Aibou: Chibi G-- *shot*

Crisis: Well, we can use chibi gaara, or we can add him to the CxA ticket, and a threesome for our porn site...

SG2: Well Corey seems to be back on his typical pattern; he was posting up a storm all summer but now he's more focused on studying and is here less often, as shockingly seems to be the case with Andrew, as well. (Of course with them both missing the word 'studying' could be a very relative term...) So Russell must become the new target and the butt of all those gay jokes that build up inside us all without the usual targets (IE, Corey and Andrew) to release them upon. Make sense?

I'd say Chibi Gaara, but that's probably not consensual, so...dunno, yet. ALSO FOR THE RECORD THIS POST IS USING THE VERY BAREST MINIMUM OF MY CAPACITY FOR MAKING GAY JOKES TO RUSSELL BECAUSE...B-BECAUSE I LIKE FREE COOKIES, DAMMIT, AND I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE PROMISES I CAN'T KEEP!!! Even if it hurts Someone else do it in my stead until the day is over!!!

Crisis: i still say we group him with CxA

SG2: If we could get Corey or Andrew to come back any time soon I'm sure Russell would be immediately drawn into their gravitational (WOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT REALLY DOES WORK!!) field and do all the work for us in that department.

Karma: Hey wow that title totally makes sense now.

SG2: Don't it really?

Crisis: As an added bonuus, we can add a few cameras in Russel's room, and add the feed to our gay porn site. It should up profits by 50%

Karma: I like the sound of a 50% profit increase..

SG2: And I like the sound of the gay po...wait, no, we're talking about Corey, Andrew and Russell... Yeah, nevermind, I like the sound of the profit increase and the profit increase alone.

Reese: ahh, now I get it. She's not getting her yaoi fix, so SG2 is projecting her need for gay men in her life onto me. It all make sense now.

Aibou: oo Hmm, this is quite possible.

SG2: ...I don't know how to say what I'm thinking without offending anyone, so...hm. I'll just say no, it is quite not possible.

Crisis: No, your just projecting your sexuality upon all in a 25 ft radius of your self, allowing SG2 to get her fix of gay men, with actually havong to see yaoi...

SG2: I guess that makes sense...like, it's more like a vibe, or something, than me actually picturing him in such a situation because...nnnnnooooooo. It'd be really weird doing that about someone I know personally anyways, even if I were attracted to them.

Aibou: All of my friends seem to have this one common theme in that they DON'T NEED A RELATIONSHIP THEY'RE TERRIBLE RAWRRRR. I can't figure out this flipping mystery as to why I'm the freakish person here who fantasizes about having a significant other someday that will actually pay attention.

Angel: Relationships are good, sometimes... I'm having guy issues at the moment, I think I might just turn gay.

Aibou: ; ; *hugs*

Reese: Don't worry Aibou, I'm in the same camp as you. I'm still holding out for that special person just for me. I am a hopeless romantic in the truest sense. I know my dream girl's out there and nothing anyone says can shake my faith in true love.

Aibou: ; ; Aww... *hugs*

Reese: Ahh, thank you Aibou *hugs*. But perhaps it is our comrads who need the hugs to heal their disilusionment with romanticism. It seems to me that. nowadays, a few negative experiences is all it takes to throw people into the dreary pit of misanthropy and more specifically misoromanticism.

Aibou: ...oo We should go on a hugging spreeeeee...

Reese: *HUGGING SPREEEEEEEE!*

Crisis: *hugs Russel (yea, i'm secure enough in my masculinity to hug a man), and a disembodied voice says "Hug Frenzy"*

Reese: Come one we need a Hugtacular and a hugamanjaro, and a Mulithug!!

SG2: I do not wish to join this hugging spree.

Reese: B-but hugs are hug tastic, hugtacular even, you can't say no to hugs...*pout*

SG2: In the words of Abridged Seto Kaiba, "I'm not a very huggy person."

Reese: b-but the rules say...

SG2: ...Subtle. SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!!! Wait let me try that one more time.

Aibou: *huggles SG2's...tail... and flees!*

SG2: *HUG-SEEKING MISSILE* Now you're all fucked, you huggy freaks of nature.

Reese: no no no, hug beats missle.

SG2: *MISSILE THAT BEATS HUG THAT BEATS MISSILE* We can do this all day.

Crisis: *gets out a bubble sheild genator from Halo* something tells me this will be useful...

Reese: *Get's in bubble shield and pulls out that healer mabob from halo 3*

Aibou: ; ; ... *sigh* *hugs a Doom bunny*

SG2: That seems dangerous

Aibou: ; ; They might eat a side of YOUR brain, but not mine. *sniffle*

Reese: Okay, BATTLE FORMATION RUSSELL-AIBOU-OTHER ALEX Coordinated undefeatable huggle-no-jutsu!!!

Aibou: HAI!

Reese: *Crisis says "HAI!"* whether he wants to or not GO!!!!!

Crisis: *hugs SG2* now you can join this orgy of hugs and violence!

Aibou:

I will treasure the look on SG2's face forever.

Karma: It is pretty priceless...right before her fist is in your face. Then YOUR expression is pretty amusing

Reese: OUR HUG POWER SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!

Crisis: well than, its a good thing i tower over her by a good foot. my height wil rob the blow of much of its leverage and power

Reese: haha, short people! o, wait, I'm a short people.

Karma: Possibly, or she may just knock you down first and then get extra leverage from gravity.

Aibou: <,<; Fist, meet face. >,> Ass, meet floor.

)v(ajin: <------ Self Proclaimed Sex Icon of IGNO!

Reese: No. It's me. I'm the sexiest. no need for debate.

Crisis: ummm... *slowly backs away, for he does not judge men...*

Aibou: Clearly the Mech is the sex icon of IGNO. Lookit how shiny he is, and how he makes no effort to hide it.

SG2: Looks like Corey has a new rival for misplaced conceit...

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And yes on the topic of hugging me, you're all immensely lucky this is a text-based internet message board. Try it in real life, and you'd be very wise to heed Karma's advice, because she knows, and chances are she won't be there to stop me from ripping your throats out.

Aibou: _(,_,)_ I don't get why so many people hate hugs. They're soft and squishy and loffy...

Crisis: I know. Its not like hugging people is going to give you kooties or something.

Karma: It's not a matter of cooties for me. It's more a matter of being trapped or unable to move, and when somebody has their arms around you in a hug, you can't move or get away. I dunno, it just really unsettles me, I don't like that inability to get away should I need to. I can't logically place it because it's not like I've ever been attacked, but yeah...I just don't like it. In fact I don't like most physical contact just because of those 'danger signals' I get when it happens, even for something as insignificant as a shoulder tap or a poke in the arm.

Angel:

Is not.

Reese: No, it's me, but you're a close second, Angel.

Lemmy: All joking about me being overprotective of my hair aside, I let no one touch me . . . like, ever. There's just no reason for it; you have your body, and I have mine. S'like . . . hugging, WTF?! Are you trying to blend bodies with mine?

Reese: Hey, Aibou, I'll give you some chocolate to hug Lemmy...

Lemmy: Aibou would be an exception, obviously. Aibou is an exception in . . . many things.

Reese: Indeed...

Angel:

Okay, I'll go with that. Lemmy is a beautiful mermaaaaaaaaid.

Reese: And just to prove it, here's a pic of me.

Angel: Hell yes, you're so sexy. XXXXD Kiks.

Lemmy: ANGEL IS A GOTENLESS . . . GOTEN-LOVING . . . PERSON WITH NO GOTEEEEEEEN. *steal*

Karma: LEMMYYYYY what about the piggy back ride you promised me?

Lemmy: WTF?! I didn't promise anything of the sort! Besides, Kanba's . . . like . . . really tall, ain't he? The same height as me, about, and twice as submissive to SG2 as I am! BOOM, there's your piggyback ride. I love it when things work out.

Aibou:

HOKAY BOSS! All joking aside, when I actually moved to the states (and thus grew into teens), it was a huge shock for me to discover that some people really don't like to be touched. I didn't really understand until I left Japan why they bowed there instead of shaking hands; I just thought they were different. But in all seriousness, my mom had to pull me aside and tell me that I couldn't just hug anyone, and that they don't like it but sometimes wouldn't tell me. I pitched a huge fit because I didn't understand why someone wouldn't want to be hugged. Hugging = HI I like to be around you! Fun!! It still makes me sad, because it's hard to not take it as 'Umm... go somewhere else kthxbai.' But not as many people seem to be very objectionable to online hugs, so that makes me happier. ...*hugs Lemmy and runs away!*

Lemmy: GODDAMMIT. *rolls around on the floor in a screaming fit* I can't get the hug feeling offa me, even when she's gone!! POISON, POISON!

Karma: I don't mind net hugs at all, but that's cause it's not physical. AND LEMMY...YOU PROMISED.

SG2: I wanna know how Lemmy could piggyback you when he's got the mermaid fin, I mean, the closest you could do is have him like, ferry you across the oce... DARRIN USE SURF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crisis: Personally, i don't mind getting hugged if i know the person. Than again, there are people that i wouldn't want to hug me even if i knew them (mostly teachers, and bosses, that sort of stuff). Of course everybody has the "no touchie" days, except for a small list of people (SG2, Karma, and Lemmy to name a few on IGNO) that have a zero hug policy.

SG2: I just plain don't like physical contact. I have my reasons for that, and I don't think it's too much to ask to have that respected. I get really annoyed when friends (Amanda ) just demand that I let them HUG me. I just don't LIKE that any more than they'd like me punching them in the face. I don't care if they understand it or not, but if I say "please don't, I don't like to be touched", I don't see what's so big a deal about RESPECTING my personal space. Anyways, Karma, hop on the beautiful mermaid!! WE'RE PIGGYBACKING TO CINNABAR ISLAND!!

Karma: YAY! I mean... GRRRR!

Aibou: *emo* _(,_,)_

SG2: WILD EMO APPEARED!!!!!!! Dangit, I hate it when you're surfing and all you do is run into these useless, weak monsters... WEREKARMA USE MAUL!!

Aibou: Emo uses Teacup Eyes! ; ;

SG2: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! WEREKARMA, USE SNARL!!!!! ...Wait I thought Aibou was DOOMPLZ and evolved into a Conspirator...WTF is going on here?

Aibou: A conspiracy. <,< Obviously. >,>

SG2: Well, you are a Con Artist Pokemon.

Reese: I'm with you Aibou, physical contact is important to your mental health and just makes you feel good inside. (sometimes in more ways than one Giggity Giggity Giggity) But seriously, especially hugs, humans need physical contact, we crave it and hugs are a perfect non-intrusive non-sexual way to get/give that much needed physical contact anywhere. I'ts love on the go!

SG2: Hug discussion has been transplanted...and I think we were having a Pokemanz battle...uh... You know what, just uh, just...it's IGNO, there's never any 'set' topic...whatever. *tosses WereKarma a steak*

Aibou: *hugs SG2's tail*

SG2: Okay seriously WTF is with the tail worship lately? It's...kinda creepy...

Aibou: Tails are swishy and swishy and fuzzy and soft. (If you're awesome, they can also be used to strangle people.) (...Not me. <,<)

SG2: ... *uses tail to strangle Other Alex* *as in the kid inside the mech, not the mech, that'd be stupid*

Aibou: *sweatdrop*

Crisis: *would like to point out the tail isn't long enough to reach my neck standing, let alone when i'm entombed inside the mech*

SG2: IT'S ENOUGH WHEN YOU HAVE MAD SKILLZ!!!!!!!! *STRANGLE*

Crisis: *is wondering where those skills are, since they've yet to intorduce them selves.

SG2: WELL THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOUR TYPING SKILLS BITCH!!!!!!!! *STRANGLES THE LIFE OUT OF HIS PUNY LITTLE NECK*

Karma: I could strangle people with my hair by now...

SG2: That's true!! Your role as the Bitch Puncher's sidekick just got more important!!

Aibou: When I had longer hair my favorite then to do was spin on my heel and smack someone with my hair. It was fun.

SG2: That reminds me of that girl that co-starred Diddy Kong in some of the older DK games...WTF was her name, Daisy Kong? ...No, wait, Dixie, yeah. A monkey who randomly had a long blonde ponytail...and she used it to whip people...and to fly... ... ... WAIT WTF AIBOU CAN FLY?!

Aibou: I REMEMBER THAT! I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

Coriander Mankey: sweetness, I wish I could fly! TEECH MEHPLZ!

Lemmy: It wouldn't at all surprise me that Aibou can fly. It just sounds like one of those . . . things . . . she could do . . . without proper explanation or logic.

SG2: Good point. More than anything I'm surprised it hasn't come up by now.

Aibou: ^,^ Totoro helps me. I loff him.

ville: Im growing out my hair!! Ive always wanted long hair and now im finally doing it. My hair looks mullet-ish right now cause the sides havent caught up yet to the hair at the back of my head but its steadily getting there.

Aibou: YAY LONG HAIR!! *glomps*

Reese: YAY *joins Long Hair Club* I've tried growing it out forever, but now my mom can't stop me!! My bangs are down to my mouth, the sides are just past my jawline and the back is down just past my shoulders. lol, I remember when it looked mulet-ish, that sucked but it didn't last long.

Lemmy: I have kept my hair a very specific length since I was a child and will never change it. Go ahead an' shave it, SG2. Then all your dorm roomies who already think i'm your boyfriend can mistake me for your BALD boyfriend.

Reese: lolwut?

Aibou: Piiiiiiiiicture Lemmy!

Reese: Hey, aren't we getting a little off-topic. This thread is supposed to be about me, the smexayist person on IGNO!!

Angel: Last time I checked, Goten was the sexiest person on IGNO. Or at least the cutest.

Lemmy: BAM!! So true. Even Corey's gonna hafta take a backseat to Goten.

I actually have several nice ones that display my hair effectively, but no scanner with which to put them up. When I have something, Aibou, you'll get a PM-- I doubt I'd be posting any photos publicly. Odd SG2-ish phobia on that.

SG2: When A) IGNO is on lockdown aside from everyone we know and B) I DO post pics of myself now for that reason, and even Karma does, you WILL be posting them on the board when the opportunity presents itself.

Aibou: YAY *dances*

SexAYGoat181: NOPE. THAT would be me, OBVIOUSLY.

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

Reese: O, Whoisthesexiestpersonhere Thread, I hardly knew ye.

)v(ajin:

Is too.

Reese: nope, It's me.

Aibou: It's SG2's tail. ^~

Reese: Upon careful consideration, I am forced to change my stance to mach Aibou. That is one HOT tail.

Aibou: Isn't it?! It's mine. Mine! *chews*

SG2: ... UM, WOW. NO. THE END.

Aibou: *chewchew...chew?*

SG2:

Aibou: X,x Ow.

Lemmy: . . . Aibou, I have never understood the fascination. Didn't we have an hour-long conversation about this just the other day? The tail is going to get you killed, and there are far more subtle things to chew on.

Aibou: Like your hair...?

Lemmy: N- No. Not my hair. Never. I don't even let people touch it. Well . . . maybe you. But there are others who . . . *protects head*

Aibou: That's what I thought! *goes back to chewing SG2's tail*