MY POKEMANZ

Aibou LV9 Conspiracy PKMN

066/066 HP

- Stab

- Hiss

- Thief

- Payday

SG2: YES I WILL POST MY POKEDEX ENTRIES FOR ALL OF YOU!!! (I'll just edit all of your posts after ) OH ME ME ME ME ME ME

Trainer SONIC

Badges-1

Pokedex-4

$P-Who needs it? Aibou steals stuff for us.

...I'm kinda regretting that I removed my Trainer Card from my sig, now

Crisis: And not only money and items, but yesterday we ran off with a good chunk of a pokemart...as in the building itself...

Karma: YAY we stole an entire STORE. That's fuckin' awesome. I'd like to see Team Rocket manage THAT. Also Sonic...your pokedex should be 5 considering you had info on me as Karma. So you would have logged Karma, WereKarma, Mech, Aibou, and Lemmy. And possibly Aiber too XD. Considering WereKarma is parallel to Dratini/Dragonair/Dragonite and I'm in second form, I'd have to say....I'm at least level 30. Lessee...

Level 31 WereKarma

Devil/Mad Death Pokemon

112/112 HP

~Maim

~Pursuit

~Snarl

~Rage

SG2: After Karma mauled the shopkeep to death. ...And several children... ...And elderly people... ... ...I'm considering installing a maul-proof dome over Karma's seat on the bike... But yeah, Karma's my first Pokemon, so she'd be reasonably stronger than everyone else who I just caught...all within like, an hour, last night.

Crisis: Oh god, i don't even know how to begin setting up my stats. All i know is that i'm on par with, or slightly below lvl 30, since i could duke it out against both werekarma and Darrin the beautiful mermaid at once

Karma: Duking it out against Lemmy the beautiful mermaid means little since he's a weak pokemon. The fact that you held up against ME though is pretty good. Call it 28, how about.

SG2: Indeed. He's only a first-form evolution too, I would assume. We beat him pretty easy and in fact, he was so weak, I was afraid we'd kill him before we caught him. I'd say about 25-ish. He just had a slight advantage due to being a steal-type and using Iron Defense a lot. (Also Aibou you deleted Hiss to make room for Pay Day...your attacks are Stab, Pay Day, Thief and CONSPIRE...which...we decided was your version of a twisted Metronome...)

Crisis: Mech, Lvl 25

HP: TBA I'm pretty sure i'd get a lot of it, but with my uber defence, i'm not sure what it'd be.

ATTACKS

Flamethrower (fire attack)

Plasma Cannon (electric attack, will be replaced with BFG soon)

Fly (yea, i CAN fly)

Iron Defence

SG2: Defense wouldn't necessarily make your HP high though; it's just make it harder to deplete. You're still only in the 20's so your HP would likely be quite moderate by those terms, just with a strong defense and wow is it just me or did we get way too into this stuff last night?

Reese: Ummm *raises hand* How did Aibou catch me if she's a pokemon? And can I am being to join plox? KTHX

SG2: You can't join until you figure out how to get MSN or I get my ass on AIM. ...Or maybe the IGNO chatroom, that might work, too. We basically need to just invite you into the maddening group we had going last night so I can battle my pokemanz with you and try to catch you. If you noticed that IGNO was a little quieter than usual last night, yeah, it's because half the regulars were doing the craziest groupchat in existance

Crisis: posting it will be a feat and a half. it was insane.

Reese: O, I se, you must all be on msn now, that explains the deadness of IGNO, YOU YELLOW BASTARDS, COME BACK HERE, I'LL BITE YOUR BLOODY KNEECAPS OFF!! And now for something completely different...

Karma: YAY FOR HOLY GRAIL And you really missed somethin' BUT good, man. It was crazy but awesome. HEY SONIC is he a gym trainer or another pokemon?

SG2: Hmmm... Well he trash-talked us...and I don't see him battling you guys, so he must be a Gym Leader!! LET'S KICK HIS ASS!! ...If he gets MSN.

Reese: Easier said than done....

Crisis: this is the reasons macs suck. If the word Microsoft appears anyway with in a 10 mile radius of the program, it doesn't run on macs.

SG2: But I somehow installed MSN to run in the mac lab last year!! Good MSN, obviously it doesn't have default crap MSN I use here and on the rental, but I made it happen somehow!!

Karma: WEREKARMA HATES MACS *MAULS A MAC*

SG2: You're fucked now, dude. WEREKARMA USE MAUL!!!!!!!! ...AGAIN!!! ...ONLY NOT ON THE MAC BUT THE GUY WHO'S USING IT!!!!

Karma: *YAWNS* *goes to sleep*

Crisis: The school computers are dual OS set ups. I doubt you got MSN messegnger onto the mac half, but rather onto the windows part. Windows likes to link all its stuff through critical system stuff, as to keep people n macs from using it. Which is why i can play Halo 2 on my pc, but i couldn't even auto launch it on a mac. *MECH USES FLAMETHROWER ON MAC USER* had to finish what karma started.

Reese: Crisis, can you do what th schools did, that dual OS thing?

SG2: I meant I did it in an actual mac lab with mac OS. Not the writing lab upstairs. But it's probably not smart to do the dual OS thing on a laptop; Phil tried putting Windows on his mac and...it crashed big time I DOUBLEBATTLE YOU BEAUTIFUL MERMAID LEMMY I CHOOSE YOU!! *toss ball*

Karma: *snooze*

Reese: It can work, you just have to know how to do it right. And what is were-Karma, a cross between snorlax and slaking? I don't even has one pokemanz you can't double battle me!

SG2: Ahem.

"WAIT A MOMENT DID YOU JUST SUMMON A BUNCH OF MONSTERS AT ONCE?"

"YEAH, SO?"

"THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES, ISN'T IT?!"

"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!!!!"

So you see my point.

Reese: Screw the rules, I have green hair... GO WHITE EYES BLUE DRAGON!!!! Wait, scratch that, reverse it.

Lemmy: DARRIN USES SERF

SG2: ...White Eyes Blue Dragon? DAMMIT HE HAS A WHITE EYES BLUE DRAGON WEREKARMA USE SNARL AND DARRIN USE TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemmy: DARRIN UZIS TYPPO

Reese: Hmm, That sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon. He threw a peasent at me?? And he has a small automatic weapon that shoots incorrect spellings??? In any event, WHITE EYES BLUE DRAGON USE YOUR SUPER RARE AWESOME CHOCOLATEY FUGE COATED MEGA SUPER ATTACK!!!! Kthx

Aibou: XDXDXD *died laughing and woke parents up after reading that* ME ME HIT ME WITH THAT BLUE EYES I LOFF YOU

Reese: The SUPER RARE AWESOME CHOCOLATEY FUGE COATED MEGA SUPER ATTACK hits every monster on the board, er pokemon in battle besides its user.

Lemmy: Ooh, your comeback bites because it is lamely misspelled. And for that reason: IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!!

Crisis: *uses BFG 9000 on dragon, reducing it to a smoldering lump of ash* When farmers and maiming don't work, use more gun.

Karma: "When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler

Aibou: ; ; NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!

Karma: Don't worry, they come in threes.

Aibou: YAY THREES <333

SG2: White Eyes Blue Dragon. Get it straight or be hit with the almighty wrath of the Copyright Hammer. THAT IS WHY I AM NOT A POKEMON TRAINER I AM A POKEMANZ TRAINER DO YOU SEE?!

Aibou: *squint* ....Nuu...

Karma: GRRRHSSSS WAIT DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE GOD POKEMANZ?! THERE MUST BE THREE, EVERYTHING COMES IN THREE...

Aibou: Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres... >,>

Crisis: God pokemon, god cards (Yugioh), and acronyms for really, really, nice guns... *stencils BFG 9000 onto BFG*

Karma: ...I was kinda making a reference to YGO

SG2: Surely there must be 3 Legendary Pokemanz... LET'S COLLECT MORE GYM BADGES AND FIND THEM WEREKARMA ATTACK RUSSELL USE MAUL NOW GO GO GO!!

Aibou: o,o DOOMPLZ USES HIS DISTRACTION TO LOOT THE GYM AND STEAL THE BADGE!!!!

Karma: Because who cares about winning it fairly... I mean... *MAULS RUSSELL*

Aibou: I'm legendary Pokemonz number 1! <,< On that note, wouldn't the badge be on Reese?

SG2: They have to give these things out to everyone who wins, so I'm sure there's a whole storeroom of 'em. I MEAN DOOMPLZ GO LOOK FOR THE SHINIES SHINY BADGES SHINY SHINY SHINY GO GET GO GO GO!!! And Karma...fair? You were mauling children and the elderly, who clearly couldn't defend themselves...we robbed the entire Pokemart...Aibou evolved into a Con Artist Pokemanz...etc...I don't think we're required to play fair in Pokemanz Black Version.

Karma: ....I'll just go back to my job of MAULING THINGS then. *MAULS RUSSELL MORE*

Reese: You can strike me down, but I will only become more powerful than you could ever Imagine.

Aibou: oo *goes to find shinies, looting everything and Reese*

Karma: REESE IS A JEDI LOOKOUT

Reese: *makes wierd hand gestures* *to WereKarma* You do not wish to maul me. *to Doomplz* Those are not the shinies you're looking for. *to Sonic* You wish to go home and rethink your life.

Karma: ....I...don't want to maul things... *crashsleep*

Crisis: *uses BFG on Russell* when you can mind trick a mech, than we'll see about mind tricking me. Is it me, or do i make a pretty good insurance to victory system? When in doubt, BFG...

Reese: *uses force powers to dodge and draws lightaber* Lightsaber beats mech. *Turns power up on the lightsaber and jump-attacks Crisis as his irises turn gold* Ryu-tsuisen!!!

Crisis: *hits jump pack, blasts a gout of flame into the advancing jedi, and deploys the drones* Lemme see, we've got a stand off. The drones are immune to mind control, throwing the light saber is useless, as the shield drone will block is, and none of the drone's weapons use anything that can be deflected by a light saber... Oh well *fires BFG again*

Karma: zzzz.....

Crisis: When the BFG 9000 defeats the jedi gym leader, than we can return to the proper order of things.

Aibou: ...These are not the breasts I'm looking for. Whoever misses that reference fails at life.

Crisis: yes mai...

Reese: Obviously I'm a cross between Setoh Kaiba, Obi-wan Kenobi, and Battousai the man-slayer... and I guess a gym leader too. Fine, I'll try to be more Pokemon-esque, but first, How I totally woulda owned Crisis. First I'd used the force to grab one of his drones and smash it into the others, while dodging the flames and the bfg using my force powers that I don't feel like listing cuz I used like 8 at once. Then I'd of used my cableshooter thing to bring down the mech all at-at walker style and end it with that 9-point attack from like the last few Kenshin books( can't remember the name). Anyways, scince it's a tripple battle (apperantly Crisis joined outa nowhere) I send out my other two WHITE EYES BLUE DRAGONS and I use my REBORN THE MONSTAH (aka. Full revive, happy SG2?) and DEUS EX MACHINA ( okay, there's no pokemon equivelent for this, but screw the rules I have green hair) to fuse them into the BLUE EYES SUPA AWESOME AWESOME SUPA DWAGON. Now needing two more Pokemanz, I summon/send out OBELISQUE THE TORTURER and Battousai The Man Srayer.. Then I set a trap card and end my turn, KTHX.

Aibou: SETO KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GLOMPCLINGHUGGLESNUGGLESQUEEZE* AI SHITERU, KAIBA-SAMA!!!!!1

Reese: What does Ai Shiteru mean? He asks knowing full well that he'll probably regret it.

Karma: Amakakeru Ryû no Hirameki Holy crap that's a long Japanese crazy name that I haven't heard or read in like, 9 months, and I remembered it.

SG2: Dammit you beat me to it!! But this sure is starting to feel un-Pokemanz like...

Reese: Hey I sorta tried to make it Pokemanz-ish, but yu-gi-oh, starwars and kenshin are each made up of more win than POKEMON x10(to the)32498723174.

SG2:

Reese: LULZ

Crisis: okay, we can get back onto the pokemonnz stuff after i ask russell one thing. You weight is measured in pounds. Mine is in tons. Do you honestly think anything that can keep several tones of angery metal death dealer a float can be derailed by the addition of a grapple hook the sheild drone would have intercepted? or at least my sniper drone would have blasted it.

SG2: *SUCKS OTHER ALEX BACK INTO POKEBALL*

Reese: lulz

Aibou: <,< It means 'I love you.'

Reese: I gues it wasn't anything sinister after all.

SG2: Did you get those shinies yet DOOMPLZ? Seriously, we gotta haul ass!! The cops are rolling up!!

Aibou: *burp* oo What cops?

SG2: *BLARING SIRENS*

Crisis: *is curious on whether or not the BFG will be used...*

Aibou: Okie. *wanders off* *Snorlaxz lands on cop cars several seconds later* We can take our time now. oo *stuffing shinies into the Mech, and into a large pack for WereKarma to carry*

SG2: OTHER ALEX USE BFG TO BLOW UP THE GYM AND THE BEATEN AND DEFENSELESS RUSSELL INSIDE OF IT!! Now let's haul ass, everyone!! WereKarma, hop on the bike!!

Aibou: ...*stuffs Reese in the sack too*

SG2: ... ... ...Well, okay, kidnapping charges, not like a few added charges will change anything. *PEDAL*

Crisis: *uses BFG to obliterate the gym, and half the cops*

Aibou: SHHHH! You'll wake up Snorlaxz!

Coriander Mankey: Hi, its STEPHEN again. Here's the list of my atks...

POOP SLING -- Normal, hits 2-5 times, may lower accuracy

BABY CHOMPZ -- Dark, may cause the opponent to flinch (or cry), may pick up a RARE CANDY

SCRATCH -- Normal, (if I need to explain this I'll use POOP SLING on you)

BANANA PEAL -- Ground, greatly lower SPEED, greatly lower DEFENSE, greatly lowers ACCURACY, greatly lowers ATTACK, the foes becomes CONFUSED, high CRITICAL HIT rate, this atk does no dmg

Crisis: If an attack deals no damage, what the point of a high crit rate?

Coriander Mankey: STEPHEN uses his POOP SLING ATTACK on The Other Alex. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! It's a CRITICAL HIT! The Other Alex's ACCURACY fell.

SG2: Oh, he got you good, man. ...Wait we didn't catch Steve yet IS HE A WILD POKEMANZ?! GO, DARRIN!!! *BALLTOSS*

Crisis: Ahh, i get covered in poop and don't get to blast him with the BFG

Reese: *trainer deflected the pokeball* *you can't capture another trainers pokemanz*

Karma: I bet Aibou could.

Aibou: The question is do I WANT to?!

SG2: *waves shiny chocolate reward for good Aibou's who do as their trainers tell them to* Yes. Yes you do.

Aibou: B-but... poop...

Crisis: *starts cleaning poop out of sighting systems* yea, there is literally poop...

SG2: But we need a fully party of six Pokemanz!! C'mooooooon!!

Crisis: i vote to blast it half to next monday. Poop is not something you throw at me and expect to leave unscathed.

Katie: I am a Sexay Goat pokemanz. The only attack I need is my supreme sexayness. One look at me and you'll just about die. However, I can also drown you in goat slobber or hurl goat condoms at you.

SG2: DOES THIS SEXAY GOAT HAVE MSN MESSENGER?

Coriander Mankey: Russel is right, you can't CAPTURE another trainer's POKéMANZ. I may have run away from my trainer. By the great MEWTWO may she never find me. But you still can't catch me.

SG2: I SAY WE TAKE THESE POKEMANZ BATTLES INTO THE IGNO CHATROOM SO THE NON-MSN-HAVING PEOPLE CAN JOIN IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coriander Mankey: Whatever, but you still can't CAPTURE me.

Crisis: *charges BFG* no, but i can vaporize you...

Aibou: @_@ BRAVENET FROZE MY FIREFOX PLZ ; ;

Coriander Mankey: yea, but if you vaporize me before ALEX gets a chance to CAPTURE me, which will prob eventually happen, than she'll force you to use ur BFG on urself... stinks having a TRAINER huh?

SG2: Aibou, try it from Explorer. My FireFox was crashing like crazy last night so it might be having internal problems or something. I WILL CATCH YOU SOON ENOUGH ALL I HAVE TO DO IS KILL YOUR OT I WILL DO IT KARMA LIKES TO MAUL CHILDREN LET ME AT HER LET ME AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Coriander Mankey: lol, I apologize, but I have no idea where my OT is. I ran away.

Reese: Deserter, Treason, Kill him! I mean:*mumble mumble mumble mumble*

Crisis: yes bob.

Reese: *mumble*?

Crisis: remember bob from the Evil Consul? He always mumbled in a fashion very reminisant of our currently burlap coated captive.

Reese: *mumble mumble*

Crisis: See what i mean?

Reese: *mumble* also, I'm mumbling cuz Aibou got me in the sac.

Crisis: Sure you are...

Reese: Right cuz I'd mumble for no reason

Coriander Mankey: *pokes the MYSTERIOUS OBJECT shifting inside the burlap bag* ((and yes, I am RPing this, though you may not have caught me and I still declare my freedom, I do, for the most part, follow u guys around and may assist randomly))

Crisis: or you may just fling poop at me, for which i'll assist lemmy's serf attack. There are plenty of feifdoms left to chuck.

Coriander Mankey: nay, I can almost garauntee I wil not POOP SLING any of you, unless I have good MOTIVES for doing so

Reese: *mumble*

SG2: LOOKIT THIS

Coriander Mankey: omg that intense...though it seems like SOMETHING I wouldn't want to do. I enjoy battling random people, but I don't think I would want to join an ONLINE COMMUNITY that would require serious playing. though I have joined a facebook group for POKéMON wifi...but I rly only use it for getting help, trading, an occasional BATTLE, and helping others

Reese: *Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble*

SG2: *cuts sack open* BETTER?! NOW STOP WITH THE @#$% MUMBLING!!

Reese: *Sucks in gulps of air* Damn it's stuffy in there!

Coriander Mankey: *hands russel a RARE CANDY through the hole in the sack* ((not that it does anything for you))

Reese: YAY, I LEVELED!!!

Coriander Mankey: and there's more where that came from. I pick them up randomly when I use my BABY CHOMPZ ATTACK

SG2: I still like BANANA PEEL. It has extremely high CRITICAL HIT RATIO but it deals no DAMAGE. Dammit now I'm doing the caps thing!!

Reese: Did I learn any new techniques?

Coriander Mankey: your not even a POKéMANZ so why would you learn any TECHNIQUES? lol rofl, yes! sucumb to the powers of the POKéMON keyword capitalizing!!

Reese: Who says I'm not a POKEMANZ, huh, I'm only limited by self-imposed limits.

SG2: I says. You were a gym leader. No Pokemanz. I didn't hear you arguing when that came up 8 pages ago.

Coriander Mankey: rofl you lose...but you can have another RARE CANDY if you want...here... psyc, *takes RARE CANDY back and backs out of the restrained man's flailing reach*

Reese: But what if I was a gym-leading Pokemanz like MEWTHREE? Is that non-trademark infringing enough for you?

Coriander Mankey: as long as your only ATTACK is SPLASH and TAIL WHIP its fine with me

SG2: Or like my awesome cheatcodez Ditto I got back in the ol' Red/Blue days of Missingno codes:

Mr. Change

(Ditto)

Attacks:

-Sky Attack

-Rolling Kick

-Rolling Kick*

-Thunderpunch

*Yes he knew Rolling Kick twice. I loved that freakin' Ditto.

Reese: Or my red/blu glitch Rhydon

Attacks:

-Sky Attack

-Water Gun

-Water Gun

-*

* he didn't have a 4th move and I was unable to teach him one.

I also had a lvl 316 Marrowak O, and I had my red version so glitched up that whenever I picked up an item I picked up 99 of em.

Coriander Mankey: rofl, I never used gamesharks on my old versions..but I did use the item duplication glitch where u do all that running and such

SG2: This wasn't GameShark; these were the built-in glitches in the original versions. You know, the Missingno code where you talk to the old man who had his coffee, now he feels great, and wants to show you how to catch Pokemon. Sometimes there were variations where you wouldn't find Missingno but would find other rare high-level (typically over Level 100 and would just flip back to 100 if they leveled up) Pokemon...some of whom knew moves they otherwise wouldn't.Ditto wasn't my only one who knew a ton of weird shit but he was the best because...it's DITTO. Who should not be capable of anything but Transform, let alone Sky Attack, Rolling Kick x2, and Thunderpunch. And it was catching Pokemon like that that lead to my save file being corrupted ...Anyways DOOMPLZ USE STAB ON RUSSELL NOW!!

Aibou: Okie. *stabs the sack she stuffed Reese into*

Reese: why!

Aibou: ... She told me to....

SG2: I am the Trainer. I have absolute control over all my Pokemanz. Except maybe WereKarma...

Aibou: *chews on SG2's tail*

SG2: *SONIC USED FRYING PAN*

Coriander Mankey: OWWW, WTH DUDE!!!!! I was in that SACK!!! for the luv of POKéMANZ!!! *jumps out of sack and kicks Aibou in the shin* If you were a little girl I'd POOP SLING you in the face!

Aibou: *BLOCK* HISSSSSS! *chewchewchew*

SG2: *SONIC USED WEREKARMA FLUTE*

Coriander Mankey: eww...

Reese: NO, I mean why order me stabbed?

Aibou: You fail.

Coriander Mankey: *hands Russell a PACHIRISU DOLL and a GREETING CARD* Read the GREETING CARD out loud. Its a good one!

SG2: *waits for FLUTE to take effect so WEREKARMA will awaken and attack DOOMPLZ*

Reese: Wouldn't a flute put someone to sleep, not wake them up?

Crisis: no, you use it to wake up the snorlax in red and blue.

SG2: Exactly. WereKarma hibernates on ceilings. The WereKarma flute item can be used to wake her up, and attack in a furious rage. AIMED AT AIBOU FOR CHEWING ON MY @#$% TAIL.

Aibou: *chewmumchchomp*

Coriander Mankey: hehe, that reminds me...I want to buy an OCARINA on EBAY...but thats a whole different story for a different thread, or no thread...so yea...POKéMANZ!!!!!!!!!!

Crisis: wait, if aibou moves just as were karma wakes up, than she'll target the thing the flute's pointing at... This is going to b e fun to watch...

Coriander Mankey: eek! *puts on a GIANT BANANA SUIT*

SG2: ...Is that a Hold Item? WTF man, you have no trainer!!

Coriander Mankey: Nope, I found it! Behind this TREE over here...no idea how it got there. Oh well! and just cuz I have no TRAINER, or ran away, doesn't mean I can't have a HOLD ITEM!!

Reese: Yeah, wild POKEMON have hold items all the timen.

Coriander Mankey: of course, well not all the time...but I'v found POKéMON with items before

SG2: Well fine, Pokemanz with hold items. But what does the BANANA SUIT accomplish?

Coriander Mankey: its not rly a hold item...its kinda like an item that you'd find in ur FASHION CASE in POKéMON D/P...completely useless and you have no idea what its properties are. But in POKéMANZ you can wear them outside of COMPETITIONS. actually I have no idea what-so-ever. I just wanted to hide from WEREKARMA, and the first thing I thought of was to be krafteez and disguise myself

SG2: Well, she does have a fear of giant bananas. ...I think.

Coriander Mankey: ai hopes

Reese: Krafteez Bannana Suits: they're the cheesiest!

Coriander Mankey: well I was pressed for time so I had to think fast. next time I'll get my NOODLE goin

Lemmy: Um . . . DARRIN replaces WHINE to learn TKANE. TKANE = The Beautiful Mermaid's siren call. "Hip" version of Yuna Uto music so bad that it's damaging to the ears and serves to lower defense. *P-PICKS FIGHT AND ATTACKS CORIANDER MANKEY WITH TKANE AT NO SUGGESTION WhATSOEVER FROM HIS TRAINER*

Coriander Mankey: *uses BABY CHOMPZ ATTACK on BEAUTIFUL MERMAID* Its a CRITICAL HIT! STEPHEN finds a RARE CANDY. *STEPHEN finds RARE CANDYx2 in the GIANT BANANA SUIT.* STEPHEN eats RARE CANDYx3. STEPHEN gained a LEVEL. STEPHEN gained a LEVEL. STEPHEN gained a LEVEL. STEPHEN got a MADZ SHUGA RUSH! SPEED greatly rose. SPEED greatly rose. SPEED greatly rose. EVASIVENESS greatly greatly omg greatly rose. (wth?!) BLAM!

Crisis: *kills aural receptors to minimize damage to self*

Aibou: No actually, Karma informed me the other day that she does love bananas. No joke. Sowwie, you're screwed man. >,>; ... *returns to chewing on SG2's tail*

Lemmy: *DARRIN uses SERF* *hundreds of screaming peasants come out with torches and pitchforks to chase Aibou away from SG2's tail . . . followed by a massive tidal wave, maybe*

Coriander Mankey: While hanging from a TREE and twitching uncontrolably, and with assistance from the great LOLCATS, steals all ur COCONUTS from ur ds and animates them into REAL LIVE COCONUTS! throws said COCONUTS at foe's BEAUTIFUL MERMAID and DOOMPLZ. atenshon is ME!

Aibou: O__________________________O; *FLEE*

Reese: Looks like you don't have enough BADGES Sonic, Too bad I can't do anything from this sac...

SG2: Not so. I have about 100 badges. ...They're all duplicates of the same badge from YOUR gym, but still...

Aibou: ...Those are MY badges. I stole them! *hiss* MY SHINIES.

SG2: Do you want to go back in the sack?! *FRYPAN*

Coriander Mankey: ...............gyms.................grr...................

Aibou: I AM IMMUNE TO FRYING PANZ. ...Somehow. ...YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES

Reese: You need more differenter ones!

Aibou: ...LIKE THAT ONE OVER THERE! *points to Angel*

Karma: *AWAKENS IMMEDIATELY USING RAGE* GRRRRRRRR!!!! *LEAPS DOWN AND STARTS ATTACKING THE PEASANT MOB SINCE AIBOU FLED*

SG2: Oh, the ensuing massacre... WHERE THE FUCK IS ANGEL'S GYM?!

Aibou: WOOOOOOOOO I'M INVISIBLE

SG2: AIBOU'S EVOLUTION THE OTHER NIGHT DUAL-TYPED HER AS A PART GHOST TYPE?!?!?!?! Or some other non-explanation?!

Aibou: ^,^ It's called EVASION! *dances*

SG2: I would love for everyone to hop into the chatroom right now, seriously. I mean, look at the Rainbow on the board index. So much potential Pokemanz madness...

Coriander Mankey: yes! my GIANT BANANA SUIT worked! *does the peanut butter jelly dance in the tree still under the influence os said sugar rush*

Aibou: ; ; it freezes my internetz

Coriander Mankey: o man, thats stinks...well, we can MANAGE something intense for POKéMANZ BATTLES and DnD when the time comes.. there are plenty of way to host private chatrooms on different websites for free

SG2: If anyone knows another chatroom server, let me know. Especially since Bravenet kinda sucks. Try it in a different browser, Aibou - it just crashed my FireFox about 10 seconds ago, so maybe that's no good. I'm running it in Explorer.

Chartreuse Marowak: Hi, Its BONXERZ again. I'm definitely not STEPHEN. I'm someone different, I swarez. Here's the list of my atks...

TRANSUMATION -- Dark, allows me to transform my boneclub into just about anything I
freakin want, so dealz...also raises my ATTACK, any blow landed with a
transmuted object is a 1-hit-kill when holding a PHILOSOPHER'S STONE

STEEL WING -- Steel, I beat you down with my transmutated bonerang, hits
twice, second hit may have a delay on an undetermined amount of time,
may raise DEFENSE

OOGABOOGA -- Ghost, attempts to scare the foe
causing the foe to flinch and/or confusion, also may cause the foe's
TRAINER to wet their pants, this atk always goes first

PWN'DX0RZ -- Normal/Psychic, throws a random IM short-hand word/acronym at the
foe greatly lowering their grammatical skillz and tainting their mind,
may cause POISON

Karma: WTF is going on?! *Lost Club Jacket looks stylish on the WereKarma*

SG2: Your fault for being busy with school...and work...and real life...and missing out on like, a day of this nonsense. I MEAN WEREKARMA USE MAUL ON CHARTREUSE MAROWAK NOW!!

Karma: WereKarma refuses on the grounds that she does not know what the fuck is going on.Sorry I'm getting MONEY for myself

Aibou: I'm not too worried; Karma can own battles for us without even being there.

Coriander Mankey: rofl! yes...being mauled by a mimic werekarma is always interesting

Reese: Don't worry Karma. They can't replace you in my heart.

SG2: ...WTF WHY DO *YOU* GET TO COME OFF AS THE NOBLE ONE?! I would never replace her!! Notice how my last post was asking her to attack, and not asking Aibou to transform into her to attack? WEREKARMA did not obey...WEREKARMA is slacking off...WEREKARMA turned away...

Coriander Mankey: wai ez yoo no likey ur POKéMANZ, yoo chood giv them moar RARE CANDY. wan meh giv yoo sum?!

Reese: Cuz that's how I operate, baby.

Coriander Mankey: o man...careful what you say to SG2...especially things like baby, that may be taken as creepy. Sobe bottle hurts.........*wince* *looks over shoulder*

Aibou: *giggles madly*

Karma: Russell I love you and you're the most awesomest Human Servant ever. ^____^

Reese: Giggity Giggity, The ladies are all up-ons

Coriander Mankey: OMGz luke at thisssssss...sss....s!!!!1! I FEINDZ TEH LENGENDARY BEAUTIFUL MERMAIDS POKéMANZ!!!!1!

Lemmy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE *HINGE* ON THIS SO GOD DAMNED MUCH?! IT'S A *MERMAID*, NOT THE FUCKING LOST CITY OF GOLD!!!!!!!! THERE'S A SUCH THING AS OLD NEWS, DAMN YOU!

SG2: Nope.

Coriander Mankey: teehee, I like it...and PLUS! ......SG2 told me to........ *points and runs*

SG2: CURSE YOU PRINCESS INUYASHA

Lemmy: Even fucking "Lemmi-Sue" lasted for all of a few weeks. The way THIS is going?! It's going to be like that Family Guy episode where Peter Griffin wished for his own theme music, and mine's gonna be Urban Mermaid.

Coriander Mankey: hehe...if I were u, I wouldn't give them ideas

Lemmy: AND IF I WERE *YOU*, I . . . I WOULDN'T . . . S-SUCK SO MUCH . . . MAYBE. SHUT UP.

Coriander Mankey: ehh, o well...its all good cuz I have ninja

Aibou: ^_________^ We love you Lemmy! <333333333

Reese: Honestly the mermaid thing was never realy very funny.

SG2: I disagree - we may be taking it so far that it's no longer funny, but it was hilarious in the beginning, albeit perhaps one of those 'you had to be there' type moments. Kinda like what Steve said about Palkia yesterday, for example. But that's IGNO for you - I think our new slogan should be something along the lines of using inside jokes so much to the point they stop being funny.(Come to think of it me and Karma have something like that that we always remark on how it was never really funny even though it made us hysterical when we first thought it up...shoot, I can't even remember anything beyond that it happened in CAII...was it Fruit Trees I'm thinking of?)

Karma: Yes, you're thinking of Fruit Trees. You found it so hilarious you had to go comic-ize it right away. The next day you came in and wondered WTF it was so funny for.

SG2: Well I don't care what you say, because I remember we were BOTH laughing out loud over that. And for some reason, at the time, comicking it seemed funny. But I did like, 2 panels of it before I realized 'wait...this joke isn't even a joke. It's...wait, why the Hell was this so funny?' ...Come to think of it we have a lot of things like that...I think Fruit Trees was just the ultimate example of...fail...

Karma: Yeah, but I wasn't laughing at the 'joke' itself. I have a tendency to laugh by association...if somebody else is laughing I usually end up laughing too, just because they are, even if I don't like or get the joke. You were laughing uproariously over my quote, so I started laughing because you had. If you hadn't started laughing, I probably wouldn't have either.

Lemmy: . . . don't a lot of your jokes start that way??

Reese: Mua Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, ROFLMAO, Lol,

SG2: Yes, Lemmy, but the difference between our jokes and your jokes is that ours are still funny.

Lemmy: *scoffs* You say this like I ever pretended that mine were funny. Clearly, they are not. No, the real secret to Funny where Lemmy is involved is called LEMMY HUMILIATION TIEMZ (a copyrighted SG2 pastime). Though . . . apparently, Fruit Trees was not funny, either, and yet somehow . . . was. Briefly. I still liked WOW IT'S LIKE YOU SENT ME BACK IN TIME. Karma didn't, though. Aww.

Crisis:

Lemmy: How hard you fail. It isn't even my line-- it's hers. That's just how pathetic I am . . . le sigh. Mermaid's still the best one I've made to date, unintentional and horrifyingly permanent as it was/is. 'Preciate the attention, though.

Crisis: While i was aware that there was a better than average (okay, almost certain) odds that it was an SG2 line, there still are a few things that Lemmy has posted that had me in stiches. Everyone has their moments, even myself.

Reese: Rare as they may be.

Crisis: true, but sheer dumb luck dictates that they happen.

SG2: ...that's not my line though...when did I ever say that?! ...wait, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT POKEMANZ!!

Crisis: what? a pokemanz in his ball can't shoot the breeze with his trainer's rival?

SG2: NOT *MY* POKEMANZ!! Russell is not your trainer. Anything that took place that night when I walked away is not considered valid. Besides, I am the one who pays the most, remember?

Crisis: ... Okay, lets break down my last comment for easier understanding "what, a pokemanz in his ball (me) can't shoot the breeze (talk) with his trainer's (by trailner, i mean SG2) rival (Russ) ?" That a little better? I hope so, cause that is the context it's intended to be read in

SG2: Trailner.

Reese: Oh, don't be modestr. You're the best trailner I know!

SG2: Modestr. Wow. You guys are probably looking for the T.Y.P.O. Blue thread.

Crisis: Or we're brain dead. Either or.

SG2: Speaking of I am noticing a new addition in your sig. Can you whip out a dictionary and define 'premitted' to me, please?

Crisis: okay, so i spelled it wrong. I slapped it into my sig shortly before class ended. *goes to fix sig*

SG2: Haste is no excuse for poor spelling. *wags finger*

Karma: WEREKARMA is hungry. WEREKARMA also hasn't mauled anything in two months. WEREKARMA is restless. HSSSSSSS...

SG2: If we can find a suitable replacement for the crappy-ass IGNO chatroom (which you were unfortunately absent for during the first epic Pokemanz thing we had in there...it was completely amazing*) , we can definitely find you new victims to maul in the near future. Someone tell Steve to come back to IGNO

Karma: HOORAY FOR MAULABLE VICTIMS

SG2: --Wait, what's that? What's that music?! DOODOODOOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOO--DAA!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!! DA DA DA DA DA DA~ OHNOEZBATTLEMUZICENEMIAPPEARZTIMEFITENAOWEREKARMAGOOOOOOOOOOO!! *TOSS* DA DA...DA DA DA DA... DA DA...DA DA DA DAAAAA... DA... DA!! DA DAA...DA...DADA DAAAA... DADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAA... WEREKARMA!! MAUL ATTACK, NAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma: WEREKARMA is confused (from long unintelligible word thing). WEREKARMA used MAUL ATTACK.

SG2: Awesome. I wonder who you used it on? *shrug* Guess we'll find out when they examine the body.

Karma: Coulda been you, ya know.

SG2: ...N-no, we did that last night, no more, and clearly I am still talking so I am among the living. ...Maybe it was Russell.

Karma: IF you're lucky, maybe it was. You know what you need? You need one of those cool "opening theme, trainer poses with all his/her pokemon" portraits. Just to show off your elite team of DOOM.

SG2: I should do that, but I'd need all of my Pokemanz to give me an idea of what they want to look like. And I think the best way to do that is using the Gaia avatar creator on TekTek.org. That way everyone can use the same system to give me a template from which to both draw an actual drawing of, as well as make LSW sprites of to use in sweet Pokemanz animations.

Karma: No way. No offense but the Gaia avatar thingies are just being overused here now >>

SG2: Pfft, fine, fair enough. I just think it's a good utility for those among us who don't possess artistic talent to determine their IGNO appearances.

SG2: So you guys won't even believe this. So, took some of my Christmas money with me today and me and Adam (brother, not SamuraiMoose) went to a garage sale, right? Well you won't even guess what I found. And for only $15 at that. They had this ancient, yet strangely cutting-edge portable game system there, called the SG2amatariotron, right? Well not only did they have the system, but they had GAMES for it, too!! And among those games...I found the elusive Pokemanz: Black Version. You can't just find this shit anywhere, you guys. Good thing the old lady having the sale had no idea how rare the thing was, and I had no intention of telling her she could call off the garage sale to save her house from foreclosing just by selling this game!! I took it for the $15 and, feeling generous and being the nice person I am, tossed in an extra $5 for her. Now, I've still got so many games to undertake right now (Chrono Trigger, Super Paper Mario, Mario Galaxies, Sparking! Meteor, Neverwinter Nights II, and Pokemon Diamond coming my way), but I couldn't resist. I started playing the game on the ride home, and oh wow, it is amazing. I had to at least take a photo of the title screen for you guys, because it's just so epic I can't put it down. Here's the sneak peek: Link I mean wow. Pretty awesome, am I right? I bet you're all totally jealous. But don't worry...we've got something in the works that may allow us to actually make some interactive, playable demos so you guys can experience the Pokemanz...experience...for yourselves. Because it's too good to not share. It's more amazing than Battletoads. Yeah, I said it. I'll be sure to keep you all updated with more news of my Pokemanz adventures. (Sidenote, I also bought SG2 Gaiden at the garage sale but haven't had a chance to play it yet. But I can still tell you it looks like it's gonna be pretty sweet.)

Karma: LIKE ZOMG THAT'S SO AWESOME! What was your starter Pokemanz?! How's your team building up right now?! Fought any good trainers? Ooooh that's so exciting!

SG2: Naturally I had to pick the WEREKARMA because it blew the competition out of the water. Already it's evolved to stage two!! And it helped me catch a DOOMPLZ, MECH and even the super-rare MERMAID Pokemanz!! It's so cool!! (By the way... Click...)

Crisis: ...Should i be concerned about having 3 heads and 2 faces?

Cumtastic: no.. as long as you are not... two-faced about it *Cracks up* Way tooo much Deegan for me.

Karma: Wow, that's pretty cool. So how else do you want to fill up that party? You've got 4, you need at least 2 more POKEMANZ to balance out your party effectively.

SG2: There's still STEPHEN, that Coriander Mankey, running around, eluding my capture...and his friend BONXERS the Chartreuse Marowak I captured that one time...but he escaped when DOOMPLZ had that tea party for the Pokemanz (this was the groupchat that you were absent for, Karma, where me, Lemmy, Other Alex, Aibou, Russell, Steve and even Katie (who was Russell's goat Pokemanz temporarily), went crazy)...but I dunno. Who else can I catch? Russell is to my knowledge the only other trainer...we've yet to identify, however, the status of people like Corey, Andrew, Angel, FSC Adam, Nick, Phil, Maranda or Mae stand as far as trainers vs. Pokemanz...and of those people I think the best potential subjects (who would be willing to join into this nonsense and...y'know, commit, in the sense we commit to IGNO nonsense ) would probably be FSC Adam, Maranda, and Mae. Phil could be a potential Pokemanz but I don't think I would want him on my team. Like ever. So I dunno. Guess we start callin' people out? Maybe having you hide in the bushes and randomly hop out to maul them would be a good way to pique their interests...?

Cumtastic: *dons special winner jacket with lost jacket underneith* that's right... I'm a winner and I'm secretly lost!

SG2: ...Okay Pokemanz is still a pretty on-topic thread so don't ruin this one

Karma: POKEMANZ is one of like...three exceptions to the 'go off topic by first page' rule of IGNO. Also, WEREKARMA is honestly curious as to what WEREKARMA's third evolution is. You start with the KARMA of course, which evolves into WEREKARMA, but what after that?

SG2: My focus has been on SG2 Gaiden as of late but if you could achieve this third evolution in some manner of groupchat, and then describe it, I could create the Pokemanz sprite for it.

Crisis: ZOMBIEKARMA? VAMPALIDNKARMA ... Or prehaps simply VAMPALADIN, as some POKEMANZ lack the distict similarites in their names

SG2: I think VMPLDNKRMA is a good bet.

Karma: The lack of vowels disturbs me.

SG2: Well there's a text limit

Karma: But still! Make it like....PALKARMA or something, not HUGE CLASH OF LETTERS

SG2: Well you just evolved in chat!! You became PALDNKARMA!! Which I'm glad is noticeable different than PALKARMA because that sounds too much like Palkia who is the last Pokemon you want to resemble and FSC kids knoooooooooow why I say that My thread on /b/ was however epic and seemed to get some attention after it was bumped away

Karma: I...don't even get the reference, but okay....

SG2: That's very good that you don't. Very good indeed. You get a cookie for being probably my only friend who isn't a /b/tard!! But Palkia's no Sexy Kibito even if you pull it out of the box and surf on it, amirite FSC kids?

Karma: YAY COOKIE. Wait is that a TRUSTWORTHY cookie? *eyes it warily*

SG2: ...You know I hadn't considered that...maybe it tricked me... ...What's that...ticking...? That ticking is...coming from that... GET DOOOOOOOOOWN!!

Karma: *DIVES to the floor and covers head with hands*

SG2: ...Okay false alarm, folks!!

Lemmy: . . . and so, the war continues. Somebody shoot the mutha-@#$%ing food, already.

Karma: Speaking of food... Leeeeemmy....I'm hungry.

Lemmy: After all the DRAGONFORCE you stayed up extra-late to give me last night, how could I possibly refuse you? I would now bleed myself to death to make you happy. Take, take!

Crisis: ...Okay, now i know what to put in the "Karma room" area i'm going to be modeling soon: a bill hook dripping blood.

Lemmy: *just keeps on a-bleedin'* DRAGONFOOOOOOORCE . . .

Crisis: On a cold winter morning/in the time before the light/ On Lemmy's wrist did Kamra hang as she sucked the mermaid dry

SG2: *walks back into thread after the long IGNO-down hiatus* Oookay, everyone, so how's mai Pokema-- *sees what's going on* ...WHY THE FUCK DOES *EVERY* SINGLE THREAD END UP LIKE THIS?!

Reese: Hmm is CT gonna be a trainer? If so can I change to a pokemanz?

Cumtastic: *whines* I is pokemanz.

SG2: Okay so Mae is Russell's Pokemanz. What kind of Pokemanz is Mae? So long as she's not some sort of bondage slave, I'm alright with it.

Cumtastic: oh damn... Bondage slave pokeman... I wouldn't have even thought of it... but no.. I want to breathe fire of something... or have the ability to liquidate on command.. Whay would that be useful? *shrugs* but it's be cool.

SG2: Liquidation could be a cool power. But you need to generate a Pokedex description, four attacks, and a super special awesome Pokemanz name for yourself.

Reese: So...a fire type....and when I command you so you get wet?

SG2: *GRABS RUSSELL CHAINSAW*

Cumtastic: uh.. how about with the proper...? uh... I really have no idea where to go with this so that there is NO CT Chainsaw. Proper.. uh.. yeah.

SG2: Yet.

Reese: Oh Em Gee, I definitely didn't intend it like that! You really are the dirty one.

SG2: Pokemanz is a clean, sexless sport (albeit full of gruesome violence towards children and the elderly as well as advocation of thievery and other bad stuffs). Let's keep it that way. Seriously.

Cumtastic: to be honest I had to read it twice to get why the russell-chainsaw was pulled out.

Reese: Seriously, I had to go back and re=read myown post to figure out why chainsaws had to get involved.

Mr. Bones: see the word in bold in the context of the sentence that is why the chainsaw was drawn upon you russell

Karma: Okay admittedly SG2 jumps at every little thing Russell or CT says now, which is probably not always needed. Though, in her defense, you guys DO tend to get out of line quite often...so it's necessary to stay one step ahead of you. *end summary*

SG2: Agreed on both grounds. If IGNO is kept clean and all the other stuff goes to /random/ I'll in turn stop being so tense as I am at the moment and we'll fall back down to normal.

Reese: The Kaiser has rendered her verdict. All rise for the honorable Kaiser Karma.

SG2: ...She's not a judge. (outside the IGNO Courtroom at least)

Karma: But we still have court etiquette in the leader/castle/kingly sense of the word, and my minion is enforcing it as he's supposed to. Good job Russell.

Reese: YAY! Cookie?

Karma: Sure, why not. *gives him a cookie*

SG2: Um, you guys do realize that we're at war with the JUNKFOOD BATTALLION OF THE FOOD ARMY which includes THE DEMONIC COOKIES trying to seize control of IGNO as we speak, right? So WTF?

Karma: These are Reward Cookies, not Food Army Cookies. And you're the one who keeps whining for me to give YOU cookies, anyway.

SG2: I-I want to eat the PoW's!! These cookies of YOURS seem to stem from the Girlscout branch of the Junkfood Battallion and they're pure evil and attempting to brain-control their way through conquering IGNO!!

Aibou: ; ; Can I has a cookie

Karma: Yes you can *gives Aibou a cookie*

SG2: ...Where's mine? Is this one mine?

Karma: No, that one was for Aibou. You keep complaining about the apparently evil cookies I'm handing out so you don't get any.

SG2: B-but they are evil...!! You know, they've attacked you!!! WTF?! I STILL WANNA EAT THE POW'S WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHHHHHHY?!

Karma: 'cause you steal Russell's cookies.

Aibou: *eats cookie* WOOTZ ...*chews on SG2's tail* Tiger cookie.

SG2: *kills Aibou and steals her cookies* ... ... *runs like Hell*

Crisis: *lines up rail cannon to the fleeing form of SG2* I've got a shot. This slug will get there so fast she'll be out cold before the soundwave catches up.

Karma: DO IT if you do I'll give you a cookie.

Aibou: I think I require the services of a healer

Karma: It does appear that way.

Aibou: Where is an aspect of the phoenix when you need it.

Reese: *Uses Reese Down on Aibou*

Crisis: *fires slug at SG2 when she reaches a range of 250 meters* Travel time on slug: 1/12 a second. The cannon has a muzzel velocity of 3km/s

SG2: Clones, bitches. Thousands of them. Just try to find the real SG2. *eats cookies*

Crisis: you'll need all the mass you can get from those cookies. You'll not be waking up for a while after those clones are recalled. At the speeds that the slug traveled at, the energy transfer is going to be enough to plow that clone a foot or so into soild rock.

Karma: And multiple clones with multiple slug hits means going SEVERAL feet into solid rock

Crisis: I'm considering loading a special singuarity round for the next cookie theif. The round creates a massive gravometric anomoly at the point of inpact, resulting in a black hole. Granted, the cookies would be lost to the world, but cookies can be rebaked.

Karma: This is true, but Girlscout Cookies only come once a year, so be careful with that thing!Also *gives Other Alex a cookie, as promised*

Crisis: *begins to munch on cookie and begins to blast other SG2 clones into next thursday* .

SG2: You don't realize that I can kill the clones before I recall them once I get my cookies. Of course I'll lose a lot of, and possibly important, information as a result, but...eeeeh.

Crisis: Anyone else see a little flaw in this logic? If the clones are exact replicas, and share the creators traits (namely invinciblity), how can you kill them besides recalling them? I'm driving them into mountains (granted, they've stopped moving after the first hit. Nothing can stay awake after that kind of beating), and they're still breathing...sort of. They keep gasping for breath shortly they continue their forced tunnel digging. Being able to kill an invicible clone does nothing except prove that there is a weakness that can be used to kill you (which will be logged away for farther study, and possibly a new mech mounted WMD or infanty heavy weapon deployment).

Reese: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

Crisis: /facepalm /railcannon Russell

SG2: I can kill them because I created them. And I can't just like take a mallet to them and bash their brains in because they'd be as invincible to that as I would be - but since they were created with my magical jutsu they can also be destroyed with it. I cannot be killed, because the only way to kill the clones is with the jutsu and I'm not made with the jutsu. The only real flaw in this plan here is that I'm not too bright sometimes and if I ever leave my secret fortress and try to hide among my clones I may forget which one is the real me and end up attacking you full force, thinking myself to be a clone, and sending a clone SG2 back to guard the base, thinking it's me...and that would potentially get me hurt. A lot. And the clone would eat all my cookies. So I'mma try to not let that happen. *eats cookies*

Crisis: so how is using the jutsu to "kill" them any different than recalling them?

SG2: Because they don't come back into my body, and I don't get their knowledge. Which is why it'd be another issue if I mistook myself for a clone (don't ask, I'm just sure that in the situation I would totally do that) and a clone became mistaken for the real SG2, and I was unconcious and buried in a mountain for nigh on a week, and then came to, and came back a week later... And didn't recall the SG2 that had all the experiences here with everyone... ...I'd be really fucking lost and it'd be really, really easy to trick me. "What?! Since when?!" "I have it here in written contract SG2, it says 'I will hand over the Cheese Soda Copyright and every rocket chainsaw I now own or will produce in the future to Aibou." "...BUT I SWEAR I DIDN'T SIGN THAT!!" "This signature in blood says you did." ...Yeah I'mma also try to not let that happen. *eats more cookies*

Aibou: *stab*

Crisis: *takes knife, breaks off the handle, loads it in the cannon, and launches at an SG2 clone* I wonder how loud it'll scream...

SG2: Wow. You might say that knife blade was... ... Flying off the handle.

Aibou: WOW. SG2 won. ...KNIFECANNONS.

Karma: I think that was pretty lame myself

SG2: Maranda will get it

Ms. MadHatter: NEVER FEAR MARANDA'S HERE I'm angry...I'm very..angry. I'm flying off the handle. This is the handle, this is me, that's you and I am FLYYYING.

Mr. Bones: lulz hahahahahahahahahahaha. i cant even respond to that idk why i am still typing. this is pointless ahh nao its just fodder for you guise so i might as well post it

Karma:

Lemmy: Not often we see the almighty Karma confused by such simple logic. She's angry. She's flying off the handle. Her anger, it's causing her to fly. Off the handle. In an angry way, the handle is flown off of. See?

SG2: I'm inclined to agree. We need to make a new video where she does it; one that doesn't totally suck. Also Lemmy... ... ...your new name is Captain Obvious.

Karma: Uh-huh except I wasn't baffled by what Maranda said, I was more surprised by the 'why am I still typing' response of our buddy MR. BONES over there.

Aibou: Can I has a knife?

SG2: HELL NO. Besides don't you have all the knives in the world already...?

Karma: NO SHE DOESN'T Velkyr has one and who could possibly steal from HIM?

SG2: ...Jisk might.

Karma: Awww, that's too bad. Velkyr's such a nice guy

Reese: Jisk? Velkyr? Where is my POKEMANZ!

Mr. Bones: hahahahahahaha wow i didn't think i would confuse anyone i figured someone would have made fun of it. i guess it took a less entertaining turn there.

Aibou: I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO THIS, YOU SEE. *steals Velkyr*

Karma: .....FUCK!

SG2: ...That is a pretty good solution right there. *protects the yet-unstolen and unnamed Tattoo Guy & Baseball Cap Guy*

Aibou: O,O

SG2: *is lucky Aibou doesn't seem to watch her scraps*

Lemmy: You fool. Now you've told her the location of your Secret Character Storage Compartment.

SG2: Do you want to go back in the box again?

Karma: *mourns loss of Velkyr* ... *And Nameless who was stolen AGES ago and still seems to have not come back yet, though this is possibly due to his own scatterbrained...ness...*

SG2: I wonder if we should schedule chatroom hours since the Pokemanz thread has lost all meaning...

Karma: HSSS.

SG2: ...Was that disproval or approval? It could have been approval that WereKarma hungers for new victims to massacre in the IGNO Chatroom...

Karma: Maulage is good.

Cumtastic: *raises hand..* HERE.. memememe

Reese: Yes, finally back on topic, what were you again?

Cumtastic: I get wet *with WATER, pervert-SG2* on your command.. So I can put out fires and drowned little pokemans My next form I think should envolve ice...

SG2: Envolve, ahahahaha, that's good Mae, a perfect gramatical impression of a 12-year old Pokemanz fanboy, that was so great. ... ...It WAS intentional...right?

Mr. Bones: A WILD MUDKIPZ APPEARS *rolls online d100 sim to get stats*

MUDKIPZ random type

level: 27

attack: 74

defense: 82

speed: 100

sp. attack: 96

sp defense: 81

attacks:

TOKE UP (raises sp. attack and sp defense causes food to taste better)

SLASH (hockey not claws, pulls out hockey stick and hits opponent) (power: 118 accuracy:85)

MAN THE HARPOONS (exactly what it implies power: 148 accuracy:82)

KILL IT WITH FIRE (KILLS ENEMY WITH FIRE power;150 accuracy:50)

ALL I CAN SAY IS THE ULTRA BALLS THROW THEM. I actually rolled my stats using an online d&d dice rolling sim.

Cumtastic: gimme SOME credit... completely on purpose.

Lemmy: Yeah, instead the Chatroom has become a travesty where people are mean and abandon-ish to SG2. Speaking of which, I'm still waiting on apologies from the following people for abandoning SG2 to the likes of me (which is never a good idea) two nights ago: AIBOU ADAM RUSSELL Let's see who doesn't die by coughing up an apology to poor li'l SG2, there.

Cumtastic: they's mean to SG2... *playfully hits Russell and Moosey....* take that... stop being mean now do it again... just dont let Lemmy catch you

Crisis: As i've never been to the new IGNO chatroom, i can't be accused of abandoning her there. YAY ME!

Cumtastic: no you are the worst... you never abandoned this is true but you never cared enough to visit either.

Crisis: this is true. I've no desire to visit the IGNO chat room.

Karma: Yeeaaaah! Highfive!

Cumtastic: you are a bad person. It is FUN.

Lemmy: Congratulatory high-five from Karma. High praise, indeed.

Crisis: I GETS TEH HIGH FIVE! *does a happy dance*

Cumtastic: *joins in happy dance* if we was naked... it's be a naked happy dance.

SG2: Well...it's be something I never, ever want to see. Ever. Also, Karma high-fives bad, bad people. It's can be Pokemanz tiem nao plz?

Aibou: WORLD DOMINATION PLZ.

Cumtastic: poor SG2 and her chatroom.. and /random/ after tonight I I think I'm grounding myself to /random/ if you want to speak to me.. I will be there.. or the chatroom.. com'on let's get behind our fricken crazy, fearless leader... before she cuts me in half... again.

Lemmy: . . . F-Freeza? Is that you? Why did you let yourself get cut by your own attack, Freeza? I watched through 20 episodes to see the villain defeat himself, WTF?! *goes to chatroom and lets Freeza die*

Cumtastic: NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo Freeza...

Karma: *totally lost and pulls out THE JACKET*

Lemmy: Is your Jacket somehow more awesome than jackets belonging to other members of the Lost Club?

Karma: Seeing as I am the most Awesome person on this board, clearly my Awesomeness rubs off on my Jacket, thus making it THE JACKET.

Lemmy: I hereby propose that THE JACKET be given an account on this here board. Clearly it will eventually become animate and sentient due to absorbing so much of Karma's Awesomeness to the point of becoming an individual, possibly using her DNA to replicate another Karma to grow into it. Two Karmas. Just think of it.

SG2: Someone hasn't been paying attention to like, the second page of the RETURN OF KARMA thread. It has been thought of. We decided that they would both undoubtedly form a SuperAlliance because they are so alike and awesome... ...But since neither Karma can stand to lose, and they can't both win, they would both build up so much anti-win energy that the universe would implode. So the Karma Cloning Project was thereby cancelled. (Lurk moar)

Cumtastic: can I suggest a CT cloning project... we could annoy at a much higher rate... I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN>>>>

Karma: I CAN CAUSE IMPLOSION but I won't I promise.

Reese: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SG2: FUCK NO.

Aibou: K GUYS, LET'S DO THIS LEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mr. Bones: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma: .... Oh my God, they just ran in...

Crisis: *after the group wipes* ...least i got chicken...

Karma: MMMM chicken.

Aibou: Goddammit Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.

Crisis: Uh-oh, Aibou just called someone stupid *gets the band aids ready*

SG2:

Aibou: While we're on the subject, Karma plays WoW now. But seeing as how only the cool kids write history, never shall it be written that Karma was ever a newb. Or n00b. Or nub. *chorus of angels*

Crisis: SG2, however, is the inverse of Karma on the subject.

Aibou: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ...*flee*

Mr. Bones: is it sorta like how a gaiafag is the inverse of a /b/tard (yes i know some /b/tards go to gaia but its a chosen few and they are all newfags who need to gb2 gaia) or how 7chan /b/ is the inverse of /b/ in that it is lame and needs to die.

Crisis: ...no, cause last i checked, you were in the same boat as SG2 on this matter...

Reese: /agree I don't get what you're trying to say about SG2 and Bones here, Crisis.

Mr. Bones: yeah. i was asking for clarification on the matter and making a commentary on 7chan's failness and gaiafags at the same time. and no one compares to the awesomeness of mein kaiser, so we're all in the same boat of lameness. duh

Lemmy: My boat of lameness is better than the rest of yours, because the bow is adorned by a lock of SG2's hair. True story.

SG2: ... *puts on Lost Jacket* Okay so...where are the Pokemanz again?

Aibou: Over there, in the boat of lameness.

Mr. Bones: join the igno lame boat. it contains everyone that is lame (i.e. everyone but mein kaiser) for if she entered the boat it would be a PARADOX!!!!!!

SG2: But if everyone else is doing it, that makes it the cool thing to do. So if she's not doing what everyone else is doing, she's not cool. And yet the reason she's not doing it is because what we're doing is lame, making us uncool, and she's too cool to be uncool with us. But...everyone is uncool...making being uncool cool. PARADOX!!

Aibou: THE MEANING OF LIFE IS BUCKET.

Mr. Bones: No it's pail.

Lemmy: Oooooooh, buuuuuuurrrrrnnn.

Crisis: No, it's bucket. Richard the Warlock said it was, and it was spoken, so shall it be. isn't anyone going to ask how he cruicified himself?

Mr. Bones: i was being sarcastic that's why i used this smiley thing

Reese: /facepalm A wild ZERGLING appears.

Aibou: NO IT'S PHAIL ; ;

Mr. Bones: no it's phil *shudders* nevermind. ugggggghhhh epic phil guy is not the meaning of life. i retract my statement

SG2: BEST FIX'D EVAR.

Mr. Bones: *brain drills self* ugggghhhh i cant believe i said that

SG2: Well once it's been said, you can't un-said it.