IGNO THE FIGHTING GAME!!!!!!!!
Started On: September 15, 2007
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SG2: As goes for 90% of the threads here on IGNO, the idea of this spawned from a chat with Karma. So if IGNO was a fighting game, what would your powers be, and your stats? Your stats are to be in the following areas only - don't make up your own. The scale runs from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, because it's easy. You can't have more than a total of 40 stat points - so if you put a 10 in 4 areas, you're fucked and have 0's everywhere else. This is to prevent people like Corey from being unfair and giving themselves all 10's.
Your stats are:
-Power
-Defense
-Speed
-Special
-Intelligence
-Stealth
-Stamina
As for techniques, you can make as many as you want and they can really do anything, but should obviously apply to your traits (Like Katie would control goats, Phil would be a zombie, Corey would use nuclear weapons, Lemmy would be the human punching bag, Angel would use Garden Gnomes, etc). You can have as many as you want and make up new ones at any time, except there are no such things as 1-hit kills and no one can be immortal except for me. Lemmy is a semi-exception because if you kill him he'll just revive back from the dead, not like a zombie, but because me and Karma made him semi-immortal a long time ago because if he's dead there's no one fun left to kill. 
Other than that, go crazy!! And I want all of you to participate in this 
Let's see, my personal attributes...
-Defense-1
-Speed-8
-Special-8
-Intelligence-0
-Stamina-3
No, I didn't use all 40 possible points, because that'd be dishonest...I think these are more true to the SG2 we all know. 
As for my techniques? Well some are explored here:
I have powerups and crap here too so if anyone wants to make stuff like that, go ahead (your sodas of choice from the Softdrink War would likely be among them). And for fairness' sake since I have them, anyone can have one mech or vehicle (in Katie's case, the flying goats count as this), one transformed state (probably caused by your power boost, like Vanilla Coke making Karma the WereKarma), and one summon (Like for Corey, it'd be Tim's Mom, Angel, the gnomes). Also you can use special team attacks if you have someone compatable with you here (Corey/Andrew for instance, and me and Karma can use the Boosting Powers 
) You don't have to, but you can, because it's more fun.
Now then, a comprehensive list, possibly to be added to later...
UNCATAGORIZED:
-Immortality
Of course, my defense is super low, because I have a low tolerance to pain, so while you can't kill me you can hurt me...a lot...
Basic:
-Punching
-Kicking
-Smacking
-Chainsaws
-Throwable Bricks (Unlimited ammo)
Special:
-Rocket Chainsaws
-Boomerang Chainsaws
-Sobe Bottle
Gains the ability to use the Sobe Bottle of Doom, which can be used to bludgeon characters; highly affective against Phil and Alex (it will penetrate the mech because I said so).
-Phone Tones
Summons a giant phone to buzz the Hell out of the target. Only effective on Lemmy if he's holding a Hell Phone item.
-Death God Porn
Vehicle:
-Tiger Mech
It's not very sturdy so it can be exploded pretty easily...but I can ride around in it and blow stuff up!!
Summons:
-Madonna
Useable only against Lemmy. Causes his brain to go numb by the intolerable soundwaves absorbed by the ears; paralyzation leaving him open to attack.
-Robo-Futanari
Highly affective against Lemmy, though it could be used on others...I'd rather not elaborate on the exact way this robotic she-male is used, so let your imagination do the rest.
-Kanba
Can only be summoned if I aquire the icecream powerup on my quest for sweets. Summonable for a brief time only, but can cause immense damage with his lightning attacks until he is hit by the sugar crash.
-Lemmy
Because he's my bitch, he does what he's told. So I can summon him to do my bidding...BEING LEMMY HE'LL PROBABLY FUCK IT UP but we can try, right?
-Mafia
Very inadvisable summon to be saved for the most dire circumstances, because if you call on the mafia for too many favors, you're not gonna be too well off.
Powerups:
-Anything with sugar in it
Anything at all. In the style of any classic platformer, if I collect enough items to bring my sugar level up too 100 points, instead of a 1-up, I gain the ability to transform.
Transformation:
-Ability to go Super SG2
After I get a sufficient boost of sugar I can transform, yayz
Team Attack:
Me and Karma can team up and do all kinds of random crap depending on the boosts we get. I mean, we can make it so I can find a twig in any forest. Beat that, bitches.
As an additional boost, Karma/SG2 can form the Triangle Formation - by using Karma's cake to boost Lemmy to his transformed state, SG2 can summon him and the three can work together for a limited time.
Principle Weakness
The eyes
They're heavily guarded at all times to prevent such an event (I have...an invisible...visor 
), but this is the only way to KO (but remember, not kill) the SG2 character.
Basic Overview:
SG2 is a popular character due to the amazing power state and inability to be killed...however, it can also be viewed as a foolish choice because of low defense, stamina and intelligence, making it easy to defeat her by tricking her gullability and striking down her weak defense and HP upon finding an opening. Additionally, while in Super Mode, the escalated sugar levels make the SG2 an erratic and untamed character that will often foolishly attack and harm herself (such as by doing strange and stupid things, like running herself into walls). So while the character can't be killed, it makes it hard and incredibly frustrating to effectively take out enemies due to a lack of precise control.
The SG2 is highly skilled against the Lemmy, Katie and Phil characters, but has trouble tackling the Corey character due to his craftiness (however, if Andrew is present, success rate goes up due to a +5 Andrew/Corey Burn boost), and the Karma character due to the inability to use physical attacks on her, and the low success rate of specials.
There are probably more I can't think of now because compared to the abilities I'm envisioning for everyone else... ...Mine seem so very boring 
SG2's Attack Animations!!
Rocket Chainsaw
Beating The Crap Out Of Lemmy
THE HANDY EDITS LIST
For any changes I've made to this original post.
-Addition of Speed and Stealth stats
-Added a total of 40 points to the Stats area
-Added the Weakness category for everyone's principle characteristic weakness (Karma's for instance would be a bucket of spiders or a full-scale germ warfare attack from Corey; Katie's would be being forced to eat goat meat)
-I'm adding the finished sheets and animations to the individual's posts where their profile is listed, to avoid having to go scouting through 3000 pages to find them (though on that note I wish we all had our profiles organized a bit better without random posts in between them...).
Karma:
-Defense-1
-Special-8
-Intelligence-10
-Stamina-4
-Speed-7
-Stealth-7
Like you I also didn't use all my points (37/40). Quite frankly power and defense aren't my thing. I'm not particularly strong, and I'm probably easy to damage since I'm sooooo teeny and thin (I'd break like a twig, seriously). Speed and stealth are better suited to my character, since I'm better at sneaking and avoiding.
Basic Attacks:
-Left-handed knife (close combat ability)
-high-heels kick
Special Attacks:
-Super Face Kick
-Ceiling drop
-Glomp attack
-Piggyback of DOOM attack (Highly effective against Lemmy)
-WereKarma attack (NOTE that this only works with listed powerup or the correct boost trigger)
Special Abilities:
-Wall/Ceiling climb
-High speed
-Genius Confusion Ability (highly effective against SG2 and Lemmy)
Summons:
-Ninjas
-Nameless Traveler (he'll confuse you to death)
-Cake (highly effective against Lemmy)
Powerups:
-Vanilla Coke (WereKarma)
-Cupcakes (boosts all stats but intelligence for a short amount of time, because I go psycho for cupcakes. Intelligence is temporarily decreased though)
Weaknesses:
-Spiders (major phobia; will cause a drop in intelligence stats and reasoning, and the success of specials will lower considerably)
-Germs/disgusting habits (Major OCD. Hand sanitizer always carried on my person at all times)
Transformations:
-WereKarma
Transformation occurs with correct Powerup item or a team boost. Very dangerous when this occurs and boosts Power stat to the max for a limited time)
-Zombie
Transformation occurs when brain is destroyed. Very dangerous.
Team Attacks:
When partnered with SG2 in a battle, we boost each others' weaker stats significantly. Her Intelligence and Patience stats go up, while my Strength and Defense stats go up. In addition it also allows each of us to collect numerous abilities.
Basic Overview:
The Karma character is not particularly strong when it comes to direct close combat, as she has very low defense and offensive strength. This character is best used when her high speed and intelligence stats, as well as numerous Special abilities, are utilized effectively. In single combat, it is best to avoid direct combat as best as possible while utilizing these Specials. In team combat, the Karma character acts as an excellent support for other characters, especially characters high in defense or offensive power.
The Karma fighter is particularly skilled against the Lemmy and SG2 characters, but will be weak against the confounding and sometimes perverted logic of characters such as Corey. It is also suggested to avoid fighting other characters high in strength or defense when utilizing the Karma character, as she does not take damage well and is not meant for direct fighting, unless partnered with another.
Karma Sample Sheet:
The Karma Animations:
Ceiling Attack
Ninja Summon
WereKarma Transformation
Karma/SG2 Fight
Karma/SG2 vs. Lemmy Fight
I think I got everything I'm well known for. If not I'll go back and edit this later.
SG2:
). Also, Alex brings a good point that stealth would be a handy stat, too; Karma's for instance would be high due to Ninjas, while his mech suit is very noisy. Also, your setup looks a bit neater than mine and more comprehensive, so I hope ya don't mind if I steal it and edit my post accordingly - and it wouldn't hurt for everyone to use a similar format, either.
Know what I find really funny? You and I are the perfect team if partnered characters...and yet you're the strongest AGAINST me, between your natural strengths that overpower mine and my inability to strike you... ...That's so bizarre. (Though that'd work the same with me and Lemmy too, hehehe) Also I love how we both have about 10 attacks that are useless against all non-Lemmy's. Mwahahaha.
Crisis: How does 1 describe a mecha suit like mine in the terms i need to do it in?
lemme see...
Karma: Edited my post accordingly. Also, with the addition of 2 new stats I'd say the points level should probably go up to 40. Before we had 5 stats to 30 points, which is an average of 6 points per stat, a fairly even ratio. Now we've got 7 stats to 30 points, which is approximately 4 points per stat...not a very even distribution. Since we added 2 more categories, it seems fair that an extra 10 points be alloted to make up for those.
I wonder what Corey's weak against though? So far we're all weak against him...I suppose he might be weak against Andrew, or...commies... There should be random 'unlockable' characters, summons and items in this 'game.' Like commies.
Crisis: i like the 40 stat point cap. And i' the only one that can enter a fight on more a less even footing with corey? 
Lemmy:
-Defense-5
-Special-10
-Speed-5
-Intelligence-0
-Stealth-0
-Stamina-10
Stat compilation based on 40 point limit w/ 35 points used
My height and size makes it difficult to avoid attacks but pushes my Stamina to maximum to allow for minimized damage over lengthy periods of melee, while the rest of my points are evenly-distributed to make me a fighter of mid-range technique and ability in normal circumstances. Low intelligence and a lack of stealth counterbalance the aforementioned Stamina advantage to keep me further grounded as average, with a powerful Transformation and hit-or-miss Instant Kill Ultimate serving as wild cards.
Basic Attacks:
-Bare-knuckle fighting (close combat ability)
-Trip You Up
Special Attacks:
-Most Shiny Person Alive Attack
Lemmy uses his excessive chains and jewelry to create a Taiyo-ken type move to blind his opponent.
-Incessant Whining
Lemmy frustrates his opponent.
-Styupidity Attack (Distraction Technique)
Lemmy calls upon a Random Act of Styupid to harm others or possibly himself.*
-IT'S TERRI-BIBLE!!
Lemmy uses his incredible typo powers to summon the Terri-Bible from the depths of Hell assault the enemy with letter combinations that even the Lord himself never intended.
-SG2, Spare My Life
Lemmy makes a hit-or-miss pathetic plea for mercy of varying effectiveness. (1 in 3)
Special Abilities:
-High stamina
Lemmy can effectively absorb damage over lengthy periods.
-Mind-Numbing Powers of Confusion (Effective against SG2)
Lemmy takes advantage of SG2's hatred for being confused with his natural ability to . . . well, confuse.*
-Curse of the Deranged (Effective against Karma)
Muffin Story. Ladybug Story. 'Nuff said.
Summons:
-Chibi Goten (Base)
Can be summoned repeatedly but for a limited time with each use, with food as a requirement. No food, no Goten.
-TSBH Lemmy
Can be summoned during Transformation mode only. Hit-or-Miss Last Ditch Ultimate Attack calls on the Power of the Spirit to effect a Finisher that fully utilizes the max-stat advantage of the Transformation to a complete drain. Instant win if successful but results in instant death in the event of failure. (1 in 3)
Powerups:
-The Smexy Blueberry Muffin
Boosts stats and makes ya "feel good"! Can be used in offense (powerup) or defense (against Karma-- y'know, just throw it at her) but not both.
-Hell Phone
Revival powerup a la fairy-in-a-bottle, activated immediately after death. Must be located before it becomes eligible for use, and can only be carried one at a time.
Transformations:
-Possessed Lemmy
Transformation occurs with team boost only. All stats (excluding Intelligence) are temporarily maxed to make Possessed Lemmy the strongest of all characters, but the incredible power of this form imposes a Fusion-esque time limit after which the transformation reverses and stats return to normal.
Team Attacks:
Undeveloped.
Principle Weaknesses:
-Fear of the Dark
All stats are reduced by 1 point each when fighting in dark areas.
Basic Overview:
The Lemmy character is an average fighter in strength and speed, making him mid-range and neither vastly superior nor inferior to anyone. This character is best used in close range as an endurance fighter who can use his high-power Special Attacks to confuse or disable the enemy before calling for a Summons or other finishing move to complete the assault. A max-stat Transformation and a (gamble) quick kill Summons make him one of the most dangerous fighters but are exhausting maneuvers and can be executed only under certain conditions, making him insanely powerful but tricky to use.
The Lemmy fighter can exploit his abilities of confusion and illogic advantageously against most fighters but is noticably weak and deferrent against the techniques of the SG2 and Karma characters and is most effectively utilized in conjunction with them. Maximum power boost makes him the most powerful fighter but also vulnerable in that it's circumstantial and takes time to charge, making characters who are powerful in base form a potential threat of they attack full-force right away. Speedy or intelligent characters who can avoid his Specials are also problematic.
Notes:
* indicates attacks that will randomly affect Lemmy rather than his opponent.
The Lemmy Animations
Shiniest Person Alive Attack:
Chibi Goten Summon (Kamekame-Ha)
TSBH Lemmy Summon (Hit-or-Miss Last Ditch Ultimate Attack)
Possessed Lemmy Transformation
Ultimate Attack: The Terri-Bible
SG2 Beats Up On Lemmy:
All sprites by SG2, animated by Lemmy.
Crisis: no, thats what i always fugured the rocket chainsaw would look like
Karma: It IS the rocket chainsaw, though. I'm editing my stats to meet a 40-point limit instead of a 30-point one btw. And I'd so love to see sprites of us doing these things
Crisis: Since insanity defines reality (it really does! reality is what you preceive your enviroment to be! that means no 2 people share the same reality!), if enough of us do something, gohan will have to come along for the ride. or cliam she's not using the full 40 points to be evil and tricky, which is a ploy she over uses to the point it's neither evil, or tricky
Corey: ME:
SG2:
Karma
), so I guess he can be weak against Andrew. Andrew's Andrew-ness would be a good weakness for him anyways even if he is denying the weakness against their love, so by either logic, whether Corey 'hates' Andrew or the truth we all know, he'd be the best weakness. Tim would be, too, if he ever came here anymore. 
Karma Yeah, but since I said anyone can have as many powers as they want, you can really just edit your post to add new summons or powerups whenever you want, so it's like the same thing
Once everyone has their bios filled out we can go through everyone's strengths and weaknesses, make a rock-paper-scissors chart or something so it's fair.
Karma That'd be a good attack against me, since I'd surely be weak against nude females...especially *cringe* Tim's Mom 
I think, as part of the balance I mentioned earlier, we all need a special attack that works more effectively on only one character - like me and Karma have Lemmy ones for instance, we should all have stuff like that, especially for the character we're weakest against (like I could have a Death God Porn power for Karma since I'm weak against her, and how Lemmy has the brain-breaking muffin to throw at Karma since he's...weak against her...Dammit, who the Hell is stronger than Karma? Besides Corey, who seems to pwn us all?).
So then, who's left to post? Katie and her goat-based techs, Jon and his coffee-based techs, Andrew and his...I dunno, drug/alcohol or blasting HIM music through giant speakers-based techs...Dear God, Phil could have unlimited powers of insanity and monster film powers...Whatever happened to Aibou? I miss her The Doom Legion would be a formidable opponent, and she'd be the perfect target of my Kanba summon...
Crisis: The scariest thing phil could summon would be actual goat condoms The one's katie's interested in...
Katie: Someone do this for me. El oh el. I really did try to, but my internet keeps going down for some reason. And on the third attempt, I give up. el oh el. Also, I am not creative enough. But make it involve goats
Alright alright. Post edited by SG2 to include the following:
-Defense-8
-Special-5
-Speed-5
-Intelligence-5
-Stealth-8
-Stamina-2
Basic Attacks:
-Sloth's Mom's kitchen knife (close combat only)
-Leached-Out Acorn Toss
Special Attacks:
-Your Mom
Able to stop any physical attack by countering it with a 'your mom' joke.
-Giant Goat Condom of Doom
Summoned to suffocate the opponent in latex whose purpose is best gone unasked.
Summons:
-Lunar Goat God
The mighty God of all goats in the universe. Able to use Super Goat Mouth Blast and fire out thousands of goats to cause extreme physical damage.
-Espa Roba
He'll dance up and down the hallways...and hurt you. Somehow. Even though no one really finds Espa Roba the least bit threatening.
Vehicle:
The Flying Goat
Able to fly to any distance without tiring and shoot laser beams from its mouth. Its sole weakness is the Garden Gnome, because by law, the garden gnomes are stronger than the flying goats, for unknown reasons. If hit by gnome attack the flying goat is destroyed until the Wings powerup is found to give wings to another more ordinary goat.
Powerups:
-Fanta
Grab 10 cans and gain the ability to transform.
-Sketched-Out Acorn
Different than the Leached-Out Acorn. Adds extra firepower (special attack stat) to the Flying Goat laser.
-Hood Icecream Bar
Boosts special stat by 5 for a short period of time; also able to throw as a distraction against the Kanba summon to avoid all damage.
Transformations:
-???
(Sorry Katie, this is one you'll have to come up with on your own...I'm stumped)
Team Attacks:
-When teamed with Von Goatly, all stats get a +1 boost. The downside is two internet browsers must be open at once so Katie can be logged in as both herself and her darling husband.
Principle Weaknesses:
-Slab of goat meat
If the Goat Meat item is aquired it can be used against Katie, causing all stats to decrease by 3 points.
Basic Overview:
The Katie character is extremely well balanced, having high statistics in all areas by Stamina. The high statistics make her extremely formidable, specializing in ranged combat, however if hit only by a few attacks she can be in extreme danger. The Flying Goat vehicle allows for extra traveling speed and is hard to destroy. What she lacks in variety of special attacks is made up by the effectiveness and power of them.
Katie is one of the few characters able to stand up to Corey, as the Flying Goats are able to evade most manners of biological warfare. However, she is weak against the Karma character due to her love of meat and thus being a threat to the goats.
Additional biographical information can be filled in by Katie herself because I've done enough here.
SG2: Hah, I relate to the internet problems. Very well, then, I'll do it; you may add any techniques at a later time by editing your post.
Karma:
I'm one of the strongest characters in the game! Though really, this is only taking into account specials. If it's close-combat range with anybody, I'd lose. If there's a way to counter specials/stop them for a limited amount of time, THAT'S when I'd get beat (except by you SG2 since you're unable to attack me).
And goat brains are like chocolate...
SG2:
Actually that's not true. I'm just ineffective because my Power stat is my highest, but I can't PHYSICALLY attack you. I can use specials on you, just not very effectively unless of course I grab the DGP item on the field, effectively distracting you and giving me the opportunity to attack. Doesn't mean I'm 100% powerless against you. Just...not very effective *sink* But yeah, in all seriousness, maybe a Special Stopper should be an item, rather than an ability - preventing the use of specials on one target that it's aimed at for a limited period of time. But what kind of item should it be?
Crisis: I think it should be a box, a situational varible that changes it's looks to tailor itself to the person it hits I.E. for SG2, maybe an insulin shot to cancel out the sugar rush (and make her need to sart over again). For katie, maybe a lamb chop to scare away her goats. For Lemme, dirt to cancel the shinyness, and for myslef, bubblegum to keep my gundrones on my back and not in the air. If this lacks my usual crazyiness, its because im in comp sci class, and bored out of my skull. i've done the lab for today in 10 mins.
Karma: Ach, I know the feeling. I just got out of EI...where they're teaching us how to use the marquee tool to make shapes. I've been doing that for FOUR YEARS now...so I just browed DA a lot. Bluuh. Anyway...situational variables sounds good. What stops me?
SG2: I can remove Death God Porn from my collectables and that can be what stops you - they don't all have to be a painful weakness, as distractions work just as well.
Crisis: I'd figure just toss the death god porn at her. She'd be so caught up looking at she'd not be able to focus on the fight at hand
Karma: 
N..no...
Crisis: SEE! the denail was evident! We have a winner folks!
SG2: I don't know if I'll ever understand how a newcomer like you can just waltz in here and in less than a week
A) Have close to 100 posts (though Mae did that, too)
B) Have magically amassed basic knowledge of the IGNO History
C) Are acting so familiar with the IGNO members you pretty much just met or
D) Why the board is still functioning normally (as normal as IGNO gets that is) and hasn't sunk into a pit of no return (and again, a different pit than the one it's usually in)....Yet. ANDREW AND PHIL STILL NEED TO MAKE THEIR PROFILES!! 
Crisis: Its a talent. What can i say?
SG2: Just to note: people should read the first post where I have The Handy Edits List all the time. Because I do keep changing stuff...so for now, anything is over there. I'm going to make more sprites now because I'm done classness for the day.
Crisis: i was done with my classes today at 1200, so HA! than again, i've only got 1 class today and thursday, and non what so ever friday
SG2: I'm sitting down here now being read a list of weapons that don't exist but should...ROCKET FUCKING CHAINSAWS ARE ON THERE Most of the ones on here are stupid (shotgun that shoots guns that shoot swords that shoot infinite loop) but...some may prove interesting as techniques: Weaponness It's really too bad this thing has such a lame description (though the chainsaw parts make sense) or I'd be trying to get my hands on one...but it's no surprise this is under Weapons That Don't Exist But Should because it's the only thing in this world I need... 
*goes to e-bay*
Crisis: An airstrike of sheep! I wonder if i can get one on ebay!
Corey: I rock, i don't know why but i guess i do, why?
Crisis: Maybe its your good looks or maybe andrew is secertly got a bomb in this thread that will kill all who have posted here of don't agree your the sexiest person ever. i don't really know...
Corey: but everyone knows i'm the sexiest
Crisis: *glances around looking for andrew, and spotting a shadow* Y-Yes you are, and i'm just saying that so i won't die in a firey death! *falls to one knee* i know this is sorta sudden, but will you marry me?
Corey: no, ur not my type, wait, ur a guy right? if yes, ur not my type, if no (and by no, i mean ur a girl) then send me some pics and i'll think about it
Lemmy: This . . . um, this thing about the three-way homo marriage proposal or whatever's happening here, that's really great and I support your kind's rights 100%, but maybe that should go into another thread . . . We could make a thread for that. This one, it's for . . . the fighting.
Corey: ok-well move it to the i'm so sexy thread now, for the fighting part... *shanks andrew*
Crisis: well, now that i've got corey's undivided attention, its time to take back my purposal! HOW DARE YOU SHANK ANDREW *Smacks Corey* I'LL NEVER HIT ON YOU AGAIN! And lemmy, i'm straight Though my friend is gay (he got drunk and tried hitting on me, thank god he lives in TN)
Lemmy: This calls for drastic measures . . . . . . Um . . .
Corey: yay, andrew is dead and the guy who is hitting on me is strait, things are all comming up roses for corey
Lemmy: Take it to the other thread, people. EITHER KILL EACH OTHER VIDEO GAME STYLE OR DO NOTHING, DAMMIT!!
Corey: i attack andrew with my shank attack, seeing he has no defense, no wepons, no nothing, does he die or do i have to use a suitcase nuke?
Crisis: *presses alt-~**enters //killEntity coreyfeeley22688**executes code, killing corey* Was that what you ment, or did you want me to use actual digital violence and not cheap console based commands? And corey, i'm a mecha suit. razor blades in melted toothbrushes, or what ever else you made the shank from aren't going to cut my armor plate
Corey: corey's defense is 10 so corey launches ICBM's at crisis while standing a safe distance away and then enters bunker to let himself recharge
Crisis: *alt+~**//destroyPhysicsObject IBCM**IBCM goes poof* Its a game remember corey? I'm a programmer, so i think i've got an advantage!
Corey: i'm going to bed, btw, i don't think we should start the actual fighting till everyone like andrew and jon and other people who don't have profiles yet have profiles, mabye an admin message to tell everyone to make it? u have admin powers, right???? and i'm not going to bed right now, i'm going to go pee, then lay down and watch tv till 2am then go to bed, well i really have to pee so good night everyone
SG2: True true, Andrew especially seems to be ignoring this, so we need to beat his ass for it. *goes to do so* Also thanks for the lesson on your urination habits, Corey. Anyways, to return to the topic, if Andrew and Jon haven't posted profiles within 2 days I'll make them for them, like I did for Katie.
Crisis: i was thinking the same thing on the urinating. Anyway, i'll not have to use my l33t hax skillz to get him 2 come back, am i?
Corey: jon told me online he has one in mind but he is still thinking so he's worked like an hr on it so let him post his own, but mabye make one for tim and i don't see angel's yet, yell at her and anyone else who is lazy and it was a good bladder relving time, i drained the lizzard good
Crisis: TMI
SG2: OKAY LAST WARNING PEOPLE, 
, OR I START GETTING ANGRY. IGNO HAS LIKE, .5 RULES, AND I THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD AT LETTING PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH MOST THINGS, BUT WHEN I LIKE A TOPIC, AND WHEN WE TRY TO STAY THERE, PLEASE RESPECT IT, OR TASTE THE FEROCITY OF THIS.
THAT IS ALL. Otherwise I'll lock the thread until I see you guys go to bed. Behave, geez. As for the others, yeah, the people who need to post:
-Angel
-Andrew
-Phil
-Jon
...I thought you still couldn't get Tim to come back to IGNO? I think his attacks would all be related to fucking monkeys anyways...that just sounds like the kind of thing he'd try to turn into an attack... And if Other Alex could get Matt or Nick 2 on here, I could keep trying to convince Nick 1 to come and post more than chapters of The Cookie Rapist...and stuff... As for Angela, I'm still sure she fell off the face of the Earth. She's never coming back here, is she?
Karma:
A) Have close to 100 posts (though Mae did that, too)
B) Have magically amassed basic knowledge of the IGNO History
C) Are acting so familiar with the IGNO members you pretty much just met or
D) Why the board is still functioning normally (as normal as IGNO gets that is) and hasn't sunk into a pit of no return (and again, a different pit than the one it's usually in)....Yet.SG2
A) well I'm pretty sure I did that too. I went on a posting spree. And I still do--as I recall I racked up something like 200 posts in the span of a couple days when I returned after one of my hiatus...es...(wtf is that plural?)
B) Can't really explain that one...but if you read around enough here you could discover it I guess...
C) HIGH CHARISMA SCORE
D) The laws of IGNO posting and subsequent insanity or less-than-insanity are not governed by any sort of logic. Therefore, I suggest you stop trying to decipher this last question before you hurt your head.
ville: Ill make my profile sometime soon. It needs to be "chemically induced" because that really spurs my creativity.
SG2: Not to mention most of your powers would be alcohol-related, and your power-up could be being stoned. Okay, Angel's turn!! Maybe Angel and Lemmy are weak against each other since they'll both want to summon Goten
Corey: i added more stuff to mine, go look, kthanxbye
JMAX: Lets see if I can wake up my non creative mind and figure out what to put for this:
Like Katie's, I've stepped in to help on this one:
Karma: HIS POWERUP IS VANILLA COKE. IT'S VANILLA COKE! TAKE THAT!
SG2: You really need to learn not to say 'take that'. I remind you:"Take it where?" "Not up the ass I hope."It's going to end up as a banned phrase, like "go down bitch" was. Also Andrew, you totally need to be a master of drunken martial arts, plus you have a katana, so that has to be an ability as well. (Also I have finished Lemmy's character sheet and am working on Karma's. Check out Lemmy's original post for the finished sheet and expect the Terri-Bible animation, the final animation of the Lemmy set, later today.) Also, geez, you girls are gonna have some difficult sheets, because the female base I'm working from is very basic and lacking in a lot of the special maneuvers. It's not sexism, really; these are the moves all the male sheets have too, it's just that the 'base' move sheet lacks the other movements on sheets of particular characters - for instance, Lemmy's sheet has tons of moves from Mirai no Trunks' Burning Attack, exclusive to the Trunks sheet, just because that's where I did the edit off of. My SG2 sheet was also on the basic set for Kuririn (only special I had was Taiyouken, but I just used that to make it look like I was covering my eyes), but I customized many with parts of other sheets, like the similarly-sized Chibi Trunks sheet, adding additional moves not found on the bases. Basically I have to do that for you girls, as well, because the only female base I have is that same set of basic maneuvers. It just basically means extra work for me pulling techs off of other sprites and combining them together, rather than how Lemmy's was fairly easy, being not much more than a recolor with special Lemmy hair and chains. Karma's sheet may take a while, here, so it'll likewise be even longer before I can move into her specials and start with her animations...sorry, Karma
Karma: Well good luck with those anyway. Seems like you're moving along well enough. Think I should add the Braid Attack of DOOM to my list of attacks? It's not very long right now...only about 1' 4" / 16" in length. But it'll keep growing. It's an attack that gets stronger over time 
SG2: Up to you; you can edit and add moves to your original post anytime you want so long as you make a new post noting 'I changed this'. It all depends if you think it's long enough; you could even add the Hair Tornado Shield and any of the other random hair-related attacks we came up with last night if you wanted. The only thing I'd say would be that it's realistically not long enough. But realistically...half of the crap in our profiles isn't true (just an extension and exaggeration of our real selves) so if you want your game profile to HAVE a 5-Foot Braid of Doom, knock yourself out
Karma: Hmm...I'll let it grow out a little more first.
SG2: 'Kay, that works. Also, today is the last day for Andrew to make his profile before I do it for him...Angel and Phil I really want to do their own because I know they will be creative and I don't want to have to waste that creativity with impatience. However it is of the utmost importance to have everyone's profiles up here before the thread becomes 99% off-topic and the original topic is lost in the depths of unreality. Also Aibou is coming back!! Can't wait to see her full profile (beyond the various pieces we discussed last night in chat)
Karma: RABBIT ATTACK.
SG2: I'm already afraid of the Doom Legion attacks...there was this one thread one time where she printed a mock Newspaper headliner in which bad stuff got done to me by 'em 
Luckily I can't die. Also she needs a transformation. And no it can't be HYPERNESS Karma because if you re-read MY profile, all my powerups are from sugar, and it's precisely THAT which triggers Super SG2 - just because the visual representation is that of a Super Saiyajin tiger, the PERSONALITY representation is real life me on a sugar rampage - which 90% of forum members here have seen, and the ones who have seen it in real life (namely at Christmas time where they gave out candycanes for 50 cents in the Hall and Dr. Griffin always gave out huge bags of candy and I had her class 3 out of all 4 years of high school), can confirm its dangers. Plus I claimed it first and I am the Admin so I pwn Aibou and thus she needs a new transformation. We are considering Chibi Aibou wherein one of her special powers would be the Squee of Doom, with devistatingly powerful soundwave forces to damage the ears. Now she just needs to make a true comeback with some POSTING.
Lemmy: As I've already made and am consistently tweaking my fighter profile, I'm going to venture a little off-topic here. Do the convenience stores near you do what mine do and attach containers of free candy canes to the gas pumps during the holiday season as a "Merry Christmas" to customers? Because, I mean . . . you're obviously supposed to take just one cane, but somehow I can see you grabbing a fistful . . .
Angel: The Garden Gnomes:
Proof that Garden Gnomes are EVIL
SG2: God, I love that Piski Dust is your powerup 
And...bald Brittney Spears...and...lobster...uh... Your sheet's gonna be interesting (But how do you SUMMON candy? Either way I think that warrants the two of us getting a team attack )
Lemmy: You're gonna hafta help me on this one, as we never did clarify over the phone tonight the difference between Piski Dust and the more mainstream popular Pixie Dust.
Karma: REEEEEAAAAAD THE CHRISSSTMASSSS SSSSTORY....
SG2: UPDATE - added the partial sample sheet of Karma Sprites to her original post. Yes, the Third Annual Christmas Story and by far the best of the 3...but this year's should prove to be soooo much better...I actually need to get a jump on that soon if I hope to have it done by Christmas, because between school and work (just got my work study the other day) and etc, I really do need to start this early if I don't want to end up unable to, like last year. Also, I was digging through Ghost Town to find the original BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!! thread, but I really can't seem to find it...so instead, I'll direct you to the even more original place of Garden Gnome origin, and a very memorable place for me, Angel, )v(\/, and other people we used to talk to but whom have since become long forgotten.
CAR - BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!And to quote Angel from another thread,
Also anyone who has a lot of free time and wants to see the insanity that came long before the days of IGNO may want to check out a few more notable old topics that still crack me up re-reading to this day... (Though for the record, I CRINGE at the way I used to speak...thinking adding random Japanese into all my sentences was cool, though these days it's one of my biggest pet peeves CAR - I, GT Trunks, Am Gay... Ahem, nostalgia trip aside... Who else still needs to post here? I have to talk to Phil, and I know Aibou had hers in production...Andrew, if you don't do it soon I'm freaking doing it for you Crisis: What ever happened to Phil? I've seen him 2x total (where as i see Alex 2x a day Monday and Wednesday). SG2: He's very busy. You'll generally see him earlier on Monday and Friday because he usually comes back to Hammond after our Computer Applications class. Karma: Angel: LOL, those threads bring back some memories. Why does everything have to do with the Garden Gnomes! If Trunks and Goten had a kid he would be super powerful and would kick the SHIT out of all the Garden Gnomes!! -Yon-Khu -- Yon-Khu ([email protected]), January 01, 2004. Ok ok, if Goten and Trunks HAD a kid, WHO exactly would give birth to it?!?! -- ~*AngelGoten*~ ([email protected]), January 02, 2004. *Facefaults* Uhhh...I...umm...err... I guess whoever wanted to carry the child in his stomach for 9 months...but one thing puzzles me about that: exactly how would the baby be born? Cesarian Section? Would the carrier just throw the baby up?! I dunno... -Yon-Khu -- Yon-Khu ([email protected]), January 02, 2004. Thought that was funny. Anyway... beware of the Garden Gnomes... SG2: There's a lot of funny stuff over there...and the amazing thnig is we ACTUALLY used to discuss Anime back then. GASP. Corey: still looking for a teammate...AND NOT ANDREW! he's way too weak Karma: Awww...come on Corey! That's cruel to Andrew. You couldn't really betray him like that, could you? I know you couldn't. tnyrlz001: I decided to come to IGNO today and well, I'll create a charactor for myself. Before I make it though, I want to know why Corey is working with the commies, he beat me with The Communist Manifesto in high school just because my name is Karl Marx. Well anyway, here is my profile: Katie: )
CAR - ANGELGOTEN ANNOUNCEMENT! haha =P
CAR - ANGELGOTEN ANNOUNCEMENT u gotta read its important
(I always loved how often she used to do this sort of thing )
CAR - i know why animes was shutdowned
(I think this is where I stole the term 'shutdowned' from, because I always felt it sounded so absurd... )
CAR - **********REINCARNATION OF THE OLD ANIME BOARD**********
CAR - Chibis!! SG2 those me-sheets are awesome! And the WereKarma makes me laugh But yes, Garden Gnomes (those sprites should be fun ) and Dammit, Andrew, I'll be doing your profile later today since I can't hound you for it on AIM (As I am YIPPEE on the rental laptop again SEE RANT ON MY DA 
).
Corey:
Angel: I can have a team attack with SG2.. haha, well we both have things to do with Candy...
Crisis: yea, but gnomes are creepy...
Angel: I KNOW.
SG2:
-Tie you up with the Fro
-Beat you with The Communist Manifesto
Special Abilities:
-Hide inside the FroTony
-AfroThunder
-CaveManCarlTony
-Teamed with Corey, umm, see Corey's profile, (Corey is incharge, if I tell our powers, he'll beat me)Tony
Slave Driver Corey...?
Once everyone has gone we'll need to restate for the record all our team attacks. I think everyone should only get two partners so it stays fair. So I have Karma and Angel...wahaha, Lemmy, you're screwed ALSO HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT GNOME IS SCARY.
Angel: I know 
Gnomes are so freaky!
Corey: tony, i think u need more attacks, all of which should be from WoW
SG2: Corey, use your magic you used on Tony to get Andrew to post, or later this afternoon after math class and a few random errands I'm doing his profile for him.
Corey:
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coreyfeeley22688 (10:53:00 AM): if u don't make ur profile today, alex is going to do it for you
coreyfeeley22688 (10:53:18 AM): i'm going to spam ur cell until you relpy when ur going to do it
coreyfeeley22688 (10:53:40 AM): SPAM!!!!, this is going to make a huge bill this month
coreyfeeley22688 (10:54:21 AM): REPLY TO ME OR YOUR BILL WILL BE THE SIZE OF TEXAS
coreyfeeley22688 (10:54:30 AM): don't mess with texas
coreyfeeley22688 (10:57:31 AM): so i just looked, if you have a plan, overages are 10 cents per message, so time to rack up some fees on your bill because alex told me to
coreyfeeley22688 (10:58:35 AM): come on man, even tony's made a profile
coreyfeeley22688 (10:58:43 AM): y u so stupid?
coreyfeeley22688 (10:59:05 AM): u no hungry for hot pocket, u hungry for cock pocket
coreyfeeley22688 (10:59:21 AM): i can do this all day, i'm willing to skip all my classes for this
coreyfeeley22688 (10:59:39 AM): Old Man River, That Old Man River, He Just Keeps Flowing Along...
coreyfeeley22688 (10:59:57 AM): Can your dick touch your ass? (if you don't respond, that means yes)
coreyfeeley22688 (11:00:09 AM): THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
coreyfeeley22688 (11:04:08 AM): there once was a man from nantucket....then i decided to post it, i'll get back to making an extreamly large bill for him after i reply to some posts
Karma: well that's certainly one way to do it. And Alex, those animations are awesome! Although, in the one when we're fighting, I could swear you hit me...but I thought you couldn't actually do that?
Corey: andrew just called me:
C: "Hello?"
A: "thanks a fucking lot for iming me, i was in a fucking test and for the last 15min all i could consintrate on was my phone vibrating in my pocket, i'm going to beat the fucking living shit out of you with a lead pipe"
C: "by the way, alex wants you to post your profile, when you doing that?"
A: "i have 2 tests, i'll do it next week after i'm done studying you fucktard"
C: "ok"
A: "u going to any good parties for halloween?"
C: "not only is halloween next month, why do you care?"
A: "just wondering if your going to get cocked off your ass on keystone light again"
C: "ok, well..."
A: "i'm on my way to history class"
C: "What the fuck?"
A: "my teacher reminds me of you, he yells at us and tells us he doesn't care if we fail"
C: "ok"
A: "thats what your going to be when your that age, a grumpy old man with all white hair"
C: "fuck you"
A: "i got to go to class"
C: "I HOPE YOU FUCKING FAIL"and that was our conversation
SG2: Corey 
Also thanks Karma
), I would be required to defend myself. Thus, I am attacking you. So there. BECAUSE IT TOTALLY IS POSSIBLE DAMMIT. Someday...
C: "fuck you"
A: "i got to go to class"
C: "I HOPE YOU FUCKING FAIL"Corey
Katie: AWWWWW! Such lovebirds
Crisis: I'm telling you, a camera in their rooms could make us all rich
SG2: Do we plant them in both to be safe, or do we use spy technology (I did steal some from Corey back when we teamed up in the Softdrink War) to find out where they do it most? Hell, they may be onto us (since we discuss it so much here) already and start doing it elsewhere....so we may need a better strategy before we go jump Phil and steal his film equipment. Also I'll probably do Andrew's profile shortly; doesn't seem he's gonna do it any time soon, geez.
Crisis: Both rooms, plus the spot the spy tech says they go the most!
Lemmy: And that's the end of THAT chapter.
SG2: Can someone please kick me in the face (probably Karma, as she has the Super Face Kick and all) if I don't do Andrew's profile later today? I keep getting distracted 
Stupid Andrew, do it yourself
ville: Im going to do the profile when i get time. I only get time to post here a couple times cause i post sometimes in between studying. I have to wait until my major tests are done with. After October 5th, the profile should be done.
SG2: Alright, then, I'll wait for you to do it, and if it's not done by then, I'll do it. I'm almost done Karma's sheet now anyways, and I can do a lot more while we wait on yours...who wants to go next? I was gonna do Corey, but I'll do any guy next (I'll probably do a guy, then girl, then guy, etc...and I just realized I worded this HORRIBLY and in a way that Corey is surely going to mess with ). It'll be a while before we need Andrew's anyways (though it'll be boring to do Corey's animations and have him not able to fight Andrew yet ). Also randomly, Other Alex, do you want to add Nate to your summons? Because I keep finding Jesus sprites...and with an outfit change, they're really the exact same thing
Karma: Still want me to Super Face Kick ya?
Crisis: OHHH, yes, pls add nate to my non-exsistant summons list! I HAVE THE POWER OF NATE (read JESUS!!!!!FTW!!!)
SG2:
Crisis: You have to see Nate to see what we mean. I'll try and get a pic of him with my web cam monday, just so you all can see what i mean. JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY!!!!
SG2: Back to the topic here, Aibou needs to make a profile. 
Also, I was thinking about how most fighting games have the custom stage for each character; their 'home field advantage' if you will. ...Out of curiosity, shall we add something like that and describe our preferred field of play?
Crisis: Are actually going to be coding this out into a game at some point in time? Or is this all for the sake of adding to our post counts?
SG2: It's for the sake of me being on a spriting kick again and until I get distracted by another art/writing project, this is how I am spending my spare time. Also learning basic animation and the like is key in my major and so far in Interactive Media we're still in basic HTML - doesn't hurt to get a jump on things, and all. Maybe if I learn to make basic flash games by the end of the semester, there could seriously be something on this, though...that'd be awesome. (Until then we can at least put this nonsense to use in the Christmas Story)
Karma: Custom fighting levels? That'd be kinda cool. Mine would probably be a place with a high ceiling (so you can't hit me at all) or lots of shelves and whatnot to climb on top of and jump down from.
Crisis: Remember Karma, i can jump jet I can get to some of those places. And we should see about destroyable terrain (shelves fall down/break) Oh, won't that be fun to sprite out
SG2:
Karma: MY STAGE IS NOW OFFICIALLY LETHALLY AWESOME.
Crisis: mine is all scaffolding. That way, you'll need to jump around and waste precouis seconds under my guns to close the distace, while to wide expances of open ground leaves me with a great many clear shots.
Lemmy: Wow, a thread that's still on-topic after 8 pages. Eh, you guys'll figure it out. Let me know if there's anything I can do in the meantimes.
SG2: Lemmy, stop being a lazy bastard and post something USEFUL. Also I found the old Garden Gnomes thread and remembered these: Angel & The Gnomes
Lemmy: Bah. I'm useful enough as it is-- I'm the one who animates the sprites. Without me, Karma can't achieve the WereKarma transformation, your Rocket Chainsaws won't fly and my Terri-Bible will forever be a closed book, and instead it will all turn out as IGNO THE STANDING AROUND GAME. It's just that aside from animation, you guys seem to be handling the other stuff just fine.
Aibou: OMG HERE IT IS GUYZ.
Karma: YAY AIBOU'S IS UP! And she has kidnap...oh dear...
Lemmy: Well, it's about @#$%ing time. I've wanted to play as the Aibou character for ages-- I just hate it when there's characters in a fighting game that are present but not unlockable. It took until the second SSB game to add Bowser to the roster, WTF?!
Aibou: ...*giggles madly*
SG2: The format of Aibou's profile confuses and bewilders me
Crisis: Your not alone in that respect...
Aibou: WEEEEEEAK
SG2:
Karma: Well I got most of it... But then again I'm used to seeing her OC character profiles like that, sooo...
Lemmy: I think her format is the best out of all the ones we've seen so far. However, i like the format I copied off Karma too much t'wanna go back an' change it now to match Aibou's.
Aibou:
*dances* ...o,o We should start a war.
Karma: ...Why, exactly?
SG2: WHY NOT?! THEY'RE FUN!!
Aibou: KA--ME--HA--ME...
Karma: YAY TURTLE ATTACKS
Aibou: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *HACKCOUGHSPUTTER*
Karma: Want a coughdrop?
Aibou: 
IS IT A S-SENZU BEAN...?!
Karma: Uh... ...Yes.
Aibou: o,o Okie. *snatchstealeat* Domoooo. <333 EYE AM AT FULL PWRZ NOW
Karma: With cherry flavor to boot!
SG2: I didn't know they made cherry senzu. DO THEY HAVE ORANGE ONES PLZ
Aibou: I like Madrin (sp) oranges...
SG2: ORANGE FLAVORED CHOCOLATE IS GOOD.
Crisis: CHOCOLATE IN GENERAL IS GOOD!
SG2: NONE FOR YOU!!!! *shoves Other Alex away*
Angel: *FLYING LOBSTER PUNCH* .. ... I don't know how I came up with that, but... it's effective.
Aibou: ...I wonder if Mech is anything like Tachikoma...? *shares chocolate with the Mech* AMAGAD LOBSTER FACE
SG2: WTF AIBOU WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TEAMING UP WITH OTHER ALEX AGAINST ME?! HE'S THE EVIL ONE!! THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ONE WHO STOLE MY NAME!!!
Aibou: oo Because... he's a giant Mech! A Mech! And he helped me survive the fatal Paradox of shinies and chocolate. And pointed out I have an endless supply of souls. And... stuff. oo And, I thought your name was SG2!
SG2:
Karma: You really asked for that one
Aibou: ...I want a .gif...
SG2: YOU WILL ONLY GET ONE IF YOU'RE NICE TO ME AND STOP PICKING ON ME AND TURNING KARMA AGAINST ME Also I only have that one DA sketch you did of yourself as referrence...so it may be hard to mold a sprite in your likeness.
Aibou: Hmm. *conspires*
Lemmy: . . . I actually haven't gotten any sprites to animate in a looooooong time . . .
Aibou: ; ; It's one of those super powers that Aibou doesn't have...
Crisis: send ninjas to steal it than!
Aibou: oo Hmm. INFILTRATION GOGOGO *sends Doom bunnies away*
SG2: ...Wait huh? What's she stealing this time? More importantly, what is there left that she hasn't ALREADY stolen?!
Karma: Well you have a couple other characters, sprite stuff, random information, and lots of weaponry she'd love to get her hands on. So plenty of stuff is left!
Aibou: ^________________^ My work is never done.
Karma: Neeeeveeeerrrr....
SG2: Well you have other stuff, too. You'd be screwed if Aibou stole your hand sanitizer. ...And all the money you had so you couldn't buy more. What's worse, without a thief character (they've been stolen too), you can't get any the illegal way. WHICH IS WHY I SAID, LET'S TEAM UP AND DEFEAT HER EVIL *TOGETHER*!!!! WE WORK REALLY WELL AS A TEAM WHEN WE'RE NOT, Y'KNOW, KILLING ONE ANOTHER!!
Aibou: Aww, I would never steal Karma's hand sanitizer. That's just mean.
SG2: The point is that you could. And that makes you a threat. Not to mention conspirators are often liars. 
Karma: YOU WIN.
SG2: ... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH HALF OF THESE THREADS TODAY?!
Aibou: I mean, I would steal all her characters, and her hair, and shinies, and chocolates, but never her hand sanitizer. That's just crossing the line there, stealing hand sanitizer. It's not like I'm uncivilized or anything.
SG2: …You’d steal Karma’s hair. …You’d scalp her. …With no hesitation. …But the sanitizer is crossing the line. …WTF.
Aibou: Exactly!
SG2: ...L-logic...
Aibou: Has been told to shut up and sit down.
SG2: So I noticed...
Angel: The Garden Gnomes stole the dolphin eggs...
Crisis: But stealing hand sanitizer is something not even they would do
Karma: Doing that is just too cruel for words.
SG2: A-apparently so... I guess I never...r-realized the uh...value...of hand sanitizer...
Aibou: Obviously not!
Karma: It's real special stuff. Right up there with the Elixir of Life.
Aibou: And the Flask of Pure Death.
Reese: How's it look SG2?
SG2: Nice, and I still love the triple stab
-Can’t Count
Immune to math based attacks.Reese
Reese: You haven't even finished reading my sheet and already a super effective attack!
Crisis: Plus, he randomly denies it when the subject of the conversation isn't even related to anything even related to someone being gay. Now, i'm not knockin gays, cause i've got a gay friend in TN, but Russel's timing on the denials are simply so random that he's got to be insecure about his sexuality... Come on Russel, you can come out the closet now...
SG2: Really, what was it the other day, I just got off the phone with my mom, and there was about 5 seconds of silence, and the Russell comes up with, "...What can I do to prove to you that I'm not gay?" So me and Other Alex just kinda slowly turn to him and we're both thinking the same thing - we hadn't even done a gay joke in at least 30 minutes...where the Hell did this come from? The obviousness...tsk tsk. Russell, come on. Leave the closeted world and come out here and join us free people, and live a free life...or go stand over in that corner with Corey and Andrew.
Reese: WOW, now that all my stat's have been reduced to zeros, I gues maybe we can start. Plus I wrote that on my sheet a week ago when I started writing the it, I just got around to finishing and posting it. I couldn't decide between summoning crocodile with crocodiles for limbs and gorillas on pcp.
Crisis: Well, that was a lame attempt at changing the subject. Come now russel, we won't kill you for admitting it. Hell, you can even join Corey and Andrew!
Reese: Seriously guys we can debate my sexuality in another thread, even make on eif you want, I don't care. But I came to this thread for one reason, to fight. And now without further adoo... FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!
Aibou: TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
SG2: Done!!
Reese: So what was going on fight wise before my sexuality came in to question out of nowhere?
SG2: I dunno, man. Fighting, probably. Who pays attention to the topics, seriously?
Reese: I get the sinking feeling this thread is terminal.
SG2: ...What, like a bus terminal? (This time, Russell, I will point out to you personally that this is the SG2 brand of sarcasm. Do not argue with it, just move along your way. You'll grow used to it in time.)
Crisis: Or you'll have a psychotic episode... Like the one you had when you murdered your family...
SG2: OH SNAP Who actually won that case, by the way?
Crisis: we opted to settle out of court.
Reese: so you don't fight in this thread do you?
Crisis: no, mostly this thread was an excues for SG2 to make sprites that she knew she was never going to finish.
SG2: I RESENT THIS REMARK FOOL
Reese: I wanna see the tripple stabe animooted!
Crisis: Wow, i got yelled at for stating a true statement. You told me when you started them that you probably weren't going to finish them... Anyway, TRIPLE STAB! aren't you so glad i invented it? And to think, i got the idea from a game were a class could make a Triple Slash attack with 2 swords...
Aibou: Aibou uses Examine. Aibou has learned Triple Stab!
Lemmy: Clearly, you misinterpreted her statement. SG2 doesn't finish a lot of things . . . at the time of their invention. So what she was probably saying was something along the lines of knowing that she would never work singularly and tirelessly on her sprites from start to finish without at least SOME distraction in between, which for her and most other people is an unavoidable consequence of being an artist.
Reese: *cough*Kiss ass *cough*
SG2: Yes, but it is his status as a kiss-ass (though he prefers the term 'bitch', thank you) that keeps him alive.
Crisis: Not that lemmy can ever die, mind you. Stick around long enough, and you'll see him be maimed, stabed, and generally butchered.
Reese: The full Rasputin treatment then?
Crisis: yea, but we don't throw him into rivers much. Him being sent into shark tanks to eat sharks happens every now and again (from what i understand. I know it's happened twice).
Karma: And don't forget he serves as my general food source. Mmm, blood...
SG2: THIS IS THE OFFICIAL POKEMON BATTLING THREAD NOW GO, WEREKARMA!!!!!!!!!!!
Reese: CRISIS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SG2: TOO LATE FOOL HE IS ALREADY ON OUR PARTY WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111ONE!!! You so need MSN...because this insane chat is still going on right now
Reese: I can't or can't figure out how... either way, I'm boned.
Aibou: ...<,< *throws a Pokeball at Reese*
Reese: O noes, I is caught!
SG2: ...Aibou you're a Pokemon. You can't...catch other Pokemon. ... ...Though I suppose you can steal him!! AIBOU USE THIEF!!!!
Crisis: well, she stole the pokeball. All it really takes to catch something is to toss the techo mango at something, and pray you hit it. You know, i wonder what Kurt Schiling or Roger Clemins would be like for trainers. I'm not sure they'd need to fight you. Just throw the pokeball, at oh, 90 mph, and whamo, instant pokecoma
Reese: So they need two pokeballs, one to put the target into a coma, and one to catch it?
Karma: No, they'd get an instant KO and then the ball would automatically catch'em.
Reese: It seems to me like they change the way exactly pokeballs work several times over the course of the show bu the never actually mention it, it's just that in one episode someone will use a pokeball in a way as yet unseen, but they never explain how balls work so....um what
SG2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokeball
Reese: AHA, the article simply emphasizes my non-existant point, how glorious. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Lemmy: Pokeball Incident. Karma was wrong to start a war.
Reese: And so we lay to rest another topic that died before it;s time...
Lemmy: You're counting out this thread too soon. The sprites'll be back . . . and hell, at least we still have the "main" three sheets for the moment. We can make huge, climactic battles between SG2, Karma and Lemmy that . . . well, always end with me dying, and then a grudge match between the other two contestants. But at least I'll get to throw the muffin. Maybe even when I'm OUT of the fight. Like, to distract Karma so that SG2 can get in a good strike.
Karma: Except you forget the key fact that she can't hit me.
Lemmy: The more you keep mentioning that, the more you increase the likelihood of getting hit. I mean, seriously-- have y'SEEN her determination over this? She is not happy with her apparent inability to hit you, and she schemes madly to bring that part of your relationship to an end. She swears it's gonna happen someday.
Aibou: POKEBALL WAR *chucks a Pokeball at Reese*
Lemmy: Yes, that's exactly what we need-- openly remind SG2 of the time when she got unexpectedly conked with Pokeballs, something she hates, so that she can plan her revenge.
Karma: See I would have used that logic a while ago too, and assumed that the more I mentioned it, the more she'd be willing to hit me. But during our visit there were several opportunities when I was probably crazy and/or conceited where she would have wanted to hit me, and she never did. Which, naturally, increases my theory that she really can't hit me.
SG2: Fool. You fail to consider that this may be exactly what I want you to think, and are this building yourself up and playing right into my hands so I can threaten you with a brick, have you be all 'no, you never w--' and then the brick would abbruptly end that sentence.
Reese: BUMP!
Lemmy: This thread went a looooooong ways before it died. But since it's bumped, I guess I'll reflect on the fact that we've yet to have made stages for our characters. Maybe everyone should make their own stage.
Reese: Stage like how? Also, I don't even remember bumping this.... Maybe Ima goin a crazy YEEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE 
Aibou: oo Stage?
SG2: Hey, the next time I have a random insatiable spriting kick (and this is one of the ones I get a lot because I used to do spriting constantly in the ooooooooooold old old days) there will be more content. PLUS WE'RE LEARNING FLASH IN INTERACTIVE MEDIA SO THINK OF ALL THE SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME STUFF I CAN DO WITH THAT
Aibou: FLASH *DIVES INTO SG2'S BAG*
Lemmy: . . . there's . . . things in there you might not wanna get near, Aibou . . .
Aibou: oo o rly? LIke what?
SG2: *points into that dark alley over there*
Aibou: CONSPIRACY.
SG2: ... *push*
Aibou: @_# Bad day.
Crisis: *sends a gout of flame into the dark alley way before Aibou gets there* Fire cleanses the /b/ board
Aibou: oo We might need some holy water and salt too.
Reese: Nope, just fire and harpoons. *Whips out a harpoon-gun* *Hands Mech and Aibou Harpoon-guns*
Aibou: ...*GLEE* SHARP POINTY OBJECTS ZOMG.
Crisis: *gives harpoon gun to a sniper drone* I prefer plasma over harpoons, but the drones cant care what they use.
Reese: The two ways we get rid of /b/tards when they migrate to other boards..
Aibou:
Reese: Very good Aibou, this is how you defend against /b/. Of course, like SG2 said, once you've seen /b/, you can't unsee it.
Lemmy: Wow, these images are incredibly huge. My mind is struggling to contain them . . . Wasn't this the Fighting Game thread?!
TRAINING MODE
PLAYER 1 SELECT:
Karma
SG2
> Lemmy
Aibou
Russell
Corey
Steven
Katie
PLAYER 2 SELECT (COM):
Phil
COM ACTION: Nothing
LEVEL SELECT:
Fitchburg College
Goat Zone
> Purgatory
Inside Majin Buu's Head
Russell's Chibi Gaara Porn Emporium
Ferenginar
Rainbow Road
Hell
*presses A button repeatedly, takes aggressions out on that liar Phil* DOLPHIN EGGS, MY ASS.
Aibou: FINISH HIM!
Lemmy: M'gonna, 'cuz he can't fight back. Know why? 'Cuz I made it so he can't, so I win. But it's Training Mode, so he also can't die, and that's kinda where I'm stuck; Phil's like a robot . . .
Aibou: oo You will fight him for ETERNITY!
Reese: Probably not, he came back to post for a day or two, then left again, never to be seen again...
Lemmy: Credit him. He obviously knew better than to bring that trash up in here.
Reese: Shee-yee-a. Represent.
SG2: 
Reese: READY! FITE!
Karma: So who do I get to FITE now? I'm back and ready to kick some ass!
SG2: Dunno. You probably fite me since I'm the protagonist, but it's no fun if only I fight everyone...that'll just be in the main super-complex movies in the 'game'.
Karma: I...I dunno who I wanna FITE...
SG2: Well if we knew how to program a working fighting-game AI we could toss together a playable demo for you to fite a boss of your choosing Assuming we could link your actions to my own inside a playable test world...if it involves me having to edit even more extra sprites I ain't doin' it.
Karma: I dunno, but a good Karma Fite sounds awesome.
SG2: What if it was me fighting against a Karma boss? If you were controlling me theoretically you could make me lose...
Crisis: Don't look at me for an IGNO fighting game code. I'm good, but not that good.
Karma: I'm a super-awesome boo~oooss.... And then an awesome summon.
SG2:
Karma:
Cumtastic: 
Crisis: While this pretty much sums up how i think it's gonna go for the fighting, who will be beating who?
Karma: I dunno, but I make an awesome boss/summon.
SG2: Yeah but...you already said that
Karma: Well y'know...I can reiterate. Repetition is a good thing.
SG2: You only say that about positive things about you like...'I'm awesome' and 'I'm a genius'...
Lemmy: Maybe, in the event the player loses and Karma defeats you, she should end with the "I'm Awesome" line before it goes to Game Over. Like, as an actual recording. You were talking about recording just a few little "exertion" noises for the playable SG2, so maybe when the bosses kill you we would each have a pre-recorded sound or phrase that plays before Game Over. I'm sure that mine would be a quick chorus to Urban Mermaid . . . and really, what could be more humiliating than that?
Karma: I totally love the sound of that. Because I'm awesome.
Lemmy: . . . you sure do default to that. Like, a lot. Eh, well. The rights of being Awesome shall not be infringed, unless you're SG2 and have a problem with it.
SG2: *cocks rocket chainsaw at Lemmy* Who has a problem with WHO, now?!
Mr. Bones: alex told me to make a character so
Power-7
Defense-4
Speed-8
Special-5
Intelligence-5
Stealth-6
Stamina-5
basic-
punching
kicking
MK Uppercut
java programming
ADHD
special-
lightning tether (basically exactly the same as scorpions spears but using lightning instead, alex made me put this)
/b/ (yes it is a special ability)
LOUD MUSIC
The Time Warp (let's do it again!!!!!)
GANJA POWER
vehicle-
muscle car (fast powerful but only gets like 8 miles per gallon of gas so i cant travel too far)
summons-
HYPNOTOAD (self explanatory usable on Mae causes her to do things she doesn't want to like chewing the gross gum, but moar powerful)
Riff Raff (mostly effective against Maranda, works best when combined with the time warp)
Anonymous (works against everyone but only with the special /b/, can be distracted by tits or vagoo or a trap like other alex)
Russell (because i corrupted him into a /b/tard)
Motivational posters (only to be summoned when in dire need distracts or offends most people but still needs moar desu. desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu)
power ups
weed (need to have to use GANJA POWERS)
team attack
Russell and I attack using our /b/tardness. can be combined with anonymous too offend everyone with the picture which shall ramain nameless to protect myself from a sobe bottle.
principle weakness
the same as any /b/tard, see summon anonymous)
transformation
i turn into anonymous (looks like a tuxedo an empty tuxedo standing alone)
basic overview
i just appeared SG2 summoned me not realizing im a sentient being with ADHD, being that i am a /b/tard. even though i am the chemo curing /b/ i am most likely the cancer killing igno.
Ms. MadHatter: my fighting name is Senorita Sneaky Sneaky
-Power-8
-Defense-5
-Special-7
-Intelligence-5
-Stamina-5
-Speed-6
-Stealth-5
Basic Attacks:
-Uppercut
-rabbit punch
Special Attacks:
-Stilletto-heel to crotch
-Ninja Star throw
-So snuggly it hurts (hehe)
-Katana attack
Special Abilities:
-Long hair strangles anyone near it
-Purse transforms into a katana
-Able to breathe out any element, but one per battle
Summons:
-David Bowie
-Severus Snape
-The Mad Hatter
-Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Powerups:
-Chocolate chip cookies
-French fries
-Lollipops
Weaknesses:
-Attractive Actors like Snape (If I summon him, I also get very distracted)
-Strawberry Frosted Doughnuts
-Playing Cards (when Mad Hatter is summoned)
Transformations:
-The Chesire Cat
Team Attacks:
John Shaw and I do the Time Warp again
Basic Overview:
Basically, I'm pretty strong and have a variety of attacks, but some big weaknesses too. I am strong against weaker enemies and people who like snuggling. I also have an advantage in my transformation as the Cheshire Cat, for I can temporarily have a little extra speed and claws to swipe with. My purse can transform into a katana, but only in dire need. My weaknesses are hot actors and sugary things like strawberry frosting. My playing card weakness is due to the Red Queen from Wonderland, who sends them after my friends like the Hatter. 
Karma: You guys get Awesome Points for doing the Time Warp Again. (Although John needs to learn to do it better. FOR SHAME, I saw the video. Maranda, however, does the Time Warp [again] fantastically).
Ms. MadHatter:: lol thank you but I would have done it better if we planned it better and my pants weren't falling off.
Karma: Hmm, pants falling off does tend to get in the way of doing the Time Warp [Again].
Reese:
Mr. Bones: haha i was actually trying not to have my pants fall down. my belt is borked. and these pants are a size and a half too big on the waist. i can do the time warp excellently under the right circumstances. *fixes pants again*
Reese: *re-borks his pats*
Mr. Bones: *puts on lost jacket*
SG2: John is win for that post.
Reese: He said his pants were borked, then he said he fixed them, so I re-borked his pants, which I typod.
Ms. MadHatter:: then we have to re-do our time warp.
Karma: Guess what, I figured out that in addition to left-handed knife I can also toss hot liquids with my left hand as well.
Reese: But can you do it at the same time?
SG2: Ooooooooh, burn.
Reese: or is it a set up for her to prover her awesomeness? I don't know, I may have wanted to check first...
Karma:
SG2: Maybe the knife is hollow, and there's a compartment in the hilt where you can pour the liquid and store it in the blade - it makes the metal scalding hot as it is, but if you need to, you can... ... ...would it be possible for the blade to shoot off as a projectile, and then have the hilt fire scalding hot chocolate like a mini-hose?
Crisis: Core the blade with mercury. any air in it would alter the blance of the blade mid swing, but would help add the the cutting power of the strikes.
Karma: That sounds deadly AND pretty
SG2: Do it now.
Lemmy: You heard her.
Cumtastic: *jumps up and down* do it nao.. nao.
SG2: We are waiting. 
