The "Tim's Mom in the Sack" Game

SG2: OK. Basically just say some random statement. EX-"It was sunny today".

Now Corey will come in and warp this into something like "It was sunny today with Tim's mom...IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!"

So yeah. I really have to leave now so I'll elaborate on the origins of this more later. TAKE IT AWAY COREY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey: ya, it came about during US History when Tim would say something and i would put that into a sentence about tim's mom

tim's mom blocked all the sun for me when we were in the sack

SG2: OK... There's a paper next to me with my mom's writing on it. It reads... "Temporary Fix". This should be good...

Corey: i'm temporaryly fixing to be with tim's mom tonight, IN THE SACK

Silver: Ooooh, fun! I wanna try. Ummm...Ok, here's a line from a song by My Chemical Romance: "Mass convulsions, strike the chior, by the grace of God..." Umm...yeah, do something with that...

Corey: i gave tim's mom mass convulsions last night after her chior practice, IN THE SACK

SG2: Dude!!! If I was drinking something while reading that it woulda come outta my nose!! claps Nicely done.

Corey: Tim's mom was drinking something last night, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: Oh! To do the one we did in the library, I'll be Tim. (Note-This really did happen like, 2 minutes ago. OK more like 5...) Tim-"That was easy." And Corey saaaaaaaaiiiiiidddddddddd...

Corey: so was your mom last night when i found her on the street behind the mall IN THE SACK, now that bitch is only mine, and damn, she's a devil IN THE SACK

SG2: OK in D Block yesterday I was really thirsty and Corey had a drink. I just wanted a sip but he made a big deal of it and licked the inside and out of the bottle, etc...I gave him a piece of gum cuz I was still real thirsty so I got to have some (I wiped the bottle clean, he didn't think of that since he's a dumbass). It's that Juicyfruit what's-it-called "Strappleberry" or something and it's really good, so Corey said "it's like an orgasm in my mouth". For a change I nailed him with a "Tim's Mom in the Sack" that I don't even think he picked up on...So...

Corey: That's what Tim's mom said last night, IN THE SACK!!!!!!

Sage: i don't get this

MidoBan: What's not to get? Even I get it!!! OK I know. "Get money back on your low credit equity loans"!! Do that!!

Sage: i don't pay much forces on this game thing i should read the whole thing

SG2: Uh, YEAH... I mean it would make sense if you KNEW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON... By doing this and replying to threads you don't understand you're just pulling EVERYTHING off-topic, and it's pissing me off, which is why I have to go through and delete half of your posts. SO KNOCK IT OFF. But once you get it this is a fun (albeit stupid) game!!!

Sage: ya but i am 1/2 evil so it is kinda hard so let the evilness summon some evil birds

Corey: i got all my money back from Tim's Mom last night, IN THE SACk

SG2: Nice.

SuperStar8187: WHO WANTS TO DO ME IN THE SACK...lol Hubba hubba!!

SG2: I sure don't... Ask Saj though he may be looking for some action!!

Masson26: Damn Horny bastards

SG2: Aren't you mad that Corey is spending all his time with your mom... IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!! ?

Masson26: Its none of my business.

SG2: That's not what your dad said last night IN THE SACK!!!!!! ...Just kidding that's gross. But seriously your dad told me that after he and Corey had a 3-some last night IN THE SACK and he told me all the details...

SuperStar8187: We will now say masion cant have any loving cause he isnt nice... but naughty boys are more fun... im a naughty girly...woot woot

Masson26: This make no sense

SG2: Yeah, I'm with ya there... SuperStar, WTF are you talking about? More details please? You want Saj right? I'll tell him you're lookin'...

SuperStar8187: I dont care im up for any thing... so woot woot hook me up

Corey:

mabye it isn't, but it sure as hell is my bussineuss and i did Tim's Mom's Bussineuss last night IN THE SACK

SG2: This doesn't necessarily (why the Hell can't I ever spell that word?!) have to do with this game but this was the most logical thread to post this on. In D-Block today Corey was talking some stupid nonsense crap about how cool it would be if he had 2 penises so he could do 2 girls at once or something and Tim countered this with one of the greatest combacks I have ever heard...It was so instantanious... Tim-"Yeah you wish you had two...IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!" It was SO funny...I just HAD to make a note of it here...

Sage: he should train to produce more juice every day

SG2:

Sage: i am just saying or he should try and last longer

Silver: Ok, here's a random line for you, Corey... Spicy calamari!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey:

Thank You Dictionary.com Tim's Mom was so hot last night IN THE SACK, she was like a piece of spicy calamari

SG2: Awesome!! claps I'd say it's your best yet. Well done use of dictionary.com!!!

Sage: ...this game is dead noone comes here

Corey: i came for tim's mom last night, IN THE SACK!

SG2: This is what happened in D-Block today. TIm wasn't there so Corey sat in his seat next to the ventilator (H/A unit) which is cold since it blows in the back of the room. I told him "It's cold back there" cuz it IS which is why I moved up a seat, and he said...

Corey: I said, I don't mind being blown, i was blown by tim's mom last night, IN THE SACK

Silver: HAHA! That reminds me of something that happened at lunch the other day. Dan burped and I said something like "You don't even burp like a guy!" So then he said, "Hey, give me two cans of Pepsi and I'll blow your head off!" That's about when we all paused, thought about what he said and how it could be taken in a perverted manner, then started laughing. Ah, good times, good times. Ok, Corey...The random word for today is...dandelion! Go!

Corey: Tim's mom's ***** was as beautuful as a dandelion last night, IN THE SACK

SG2: DUDE!!!!!!!!! I almost spit out my gum when I saw that!!!!!!!!!! Now did you bleep yourself out or did the forum do that?

Corey: i spit for tim's mom last night, IN THE SACK and yes, i bleeped it myself, aren't you proud?

SG2: OK this is one we did in D-Block today. We were talking about the news and the whole DeepThroat thing. So did anyone hear about DeepThroat? And Corey said...

Corey: Tim's mom deep throated me last night, IN THE SACK

Angel: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

UnicommIsNoMore: i'm back bitches PS AngelGoten, corey thinks your hottttt

Corey: Tim's mom was on her back and hot last night, IN THE SACK

SG2: Ah, Corey... Your versitility to turn anything into about Tim's mom, last night, IN THE SACK, never fails to amaze me.

Corey: tim's mom didn't fail me ether, last night, IN THE SACK

SG2: Ah man. I was predicting something more clever, like "Tim's mom amazed me too, last night, IN THE SACK"... Corey, you're slipping...

Corey: the moves tim's mom did last night, IN THE SACK, were clever and amazing

SG2: What will I do without you all summer, Corey? Anything even the SLIGHTEST bit suggestive will bring to mind a "Tim's Mom IN THE SACK", but I will be unable to do anything about it... This sucks...

Corey: Tims mom was very suggestive and she sucks good too. I plan to be with her all summer, IN THE SACK

St Jimmy: Who is this Tim and why are we violating her all summer long IN THE SACK?

SG2: Ewww...He's not violating TIM, he's violating TIM'S MOM, IN THE SACK, hence the title. Tim Masson, you know. He's on this site too, duh. I'll miss D-Block History with those retards...

St Jimmy: Tim's Mom knows all about those retards. They're not so retarded with her...IN THE SACK!

SG2: Dude, that was weak. Seriously. INCREDIBLY WEAK. Leave the hard work to Corey. And you know Corey will do something good with THAT sentence (seriously, Corey, don't focus on this. Remember? HARD work...you can do this...).

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom was hard work...IN THE SACK! Just wanted to try my hand at that since I was bored...

)v(ajin: Tim's mom wanted to try her hand on me, last night, IN THE SACK!

Angel: LOL!!! God this is hilarious.. I'm not going to say anything though, because I'm a chick.. and I'm sure Tim's mum is good in the sack and all, but I'll leave it up to you guys

SG2: You guys WTF?! THis is supposed to be Corey's game!! We're supposed to suggest, HE'S supposed to comer up with the clever puns!!!!!!! ...But...He hasn't been here a while, and I GUESS, for now...OK you guys can all play with it. But just until Corey gets back because he IS the master.

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom is the master...IN THE SACK!

SG2: Well said, Yon-Khu, well said. As for me...WHY IS IT THAT JUST WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING GOOD AT THIS IT'S BECOME DIFFICULT FOR ME?! THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! And as if I don't know what part of that you guys are gonna play around with...Hm...I keep making this too easy for everyone, don't I? (As of that message I see 4 lines you could manupulate, perhaps more. As of this footnote there are 5. I need to stop talking.)

Yon-Khu: Tim's Mom knew what part to play around with...IN THE SACK!

SG2: Hhhmmmm... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but you're almost as good, if not better at this, than Corey. And it's HIS game!!!!!!!!! Corey!!!! If you want to defend your title as the master you'd better get your ass over here!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Of course I dunno how you would be reading this if you're not here so... I'll e-mail you. Because Yon-Khu is good at this!!!!! (I say it as though this game is hard)

Yon-Khu:

That's what Tim's Mom said last night...IN THE SACK!

SG2: Tim's mom got something hard, last night, IN THE SACK! Hm, I figured you'd go for something a bit more obvious like that one. But yours is good too.

Yon-Khu: Not as good as Tim's mom last night...IN THE SACK! Okay, okay...that was absolutely dismal, but you didn't give me very much to work with...

SG2: Hahahaha!! That's right I didn't!!!!!! SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!!!! ...Oh crap...

Yon-Khu: That's what I said last night when Tim's mom took her clothes off...IN THE SACK! This is difficult when I have nothing to work with! Come on, I have to make it at least HALF a challenge. And why didn't you make one, at least mine are something for the effort!

SG2: I don't usually try since I'm not that good at them, but gimme something to go on and I'll try it.

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom had something to go on...IN THE SACK! I don't know what to give you, you are very difficult to please... Now that one should be pretty good...

SG2: Come on now. You make this TOO EASY. Sigh Ok here goes. Tim's mom is difficult to please, but I knew just what to give her, last night, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!! Come on. At least make it a CHALLENGE. You need to give me something good. And make it HARD this time, OK?

Yon-Khu: You didn't put the quote! YOU ARE VIOLATING YOUR OWN GUIDLINES!!! Tim's mom gave me viagra last night... IN THE SACK!

)v(ajin: I was violated last night by Tim's mom, IN THE SACK!!! Some of these things are just ot obvious.

SG2: YOU DID IT WRONG TOO, Yon-Khu!!!!!! It's against the rules to NOT use the sentence aformentioned in your comeback. You based yours OFF what I said, but you must actually USE my phrase IN your comeback. SO YOU'RE NO BETTER!!!!!!!!! As for Majin Vegita...Come on. You gotta do better'n that. No offense to you, but... Well if you're not good at something don't try it...Sorry!!!!! Come back if you improve!!!!!!!

)v(ajin: What? No, that was good. Nobody even saw that one comming. But these things are to obvious. Tim's mom told me that if I was no good at this, I shouldnt even try it, so after imrpoving, I returned and made her come hard, last night, IN THE SACK!!! Ok, I concur, that was weak, but sheesh, it's either that, are I say the obvious.

SG2: Yeah but they don't HAVE to be obvious, but they also don't have to SUCK. Corey and Yon-Khu have the gift. You just suck ass when it comes to this game. I guess it's too hard for you. If you want a different style of game check out the new "Germany or Florida" game I added.

Yon-Khu: I actually thought that was quite creative how he used three quotes to make one statement...though it was pretty weak. It was too hard for Tim's mom last night...so we tried it doggy style...IN THE SACK!

SG2: I MISS COREY!!!!!!!! IT'S HIS GAME AND HE'S MISSING ALL THIS!!!!! AND I KEEP FORGETTING TO E-MAIL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yon-Khu: I made it so Tim's mom didn't miss Corey last night...IN THE SACK!!!

SG2: Damn, Tim's mom MUST be good to keep someone like Yon-Khu entertained for so long!! Just kidding, dude. But this is fun.

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom wasn't kidding when she brought out the whip last night...IN THE SACK! And it's just a rarity that I find something I'm actually GOOD at...not counting shota, so I enjoy doing it.

SG2: See? It's things like this that MAKE you so good. You took a totally arcane comment from me, "You gotta be kidding" or whatever the Hell I said. And you ADDED something totally UNEXPECTED, the whip, to turn it into the very thing that makes this game so great. It's just so ABSURD you have to love it. I mean, you see a game called the "Tim's Mom in the Sack" game and you HAVE to click on it...

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom made the game great, with the whip...and the strap-on...IN THE SACK! Okay, now it's just starting to get disturbing... Yeah, it does kinda just...drag ya in to take a look at the insanity and randomness... I just find it a little...snigger...bad that this is a game involving sex with a female...and a gay male is the only one who is actually good at it.

SG2: Yeah, it is a bit wierd...Probably the same way that most Yaoi is written by females, and it's always so good? But either way this game is fun, even if the wierd kind of fun... But the strap-on thing? This is getting a bit disturbing

Yon-Khu:

With Tim's mom, there is never a question in my mind whether it's gonna be good...IN THE SACK! Yeah, very disturbing...

SG2: For once I'm at a loss for words.

Yon-Khu: No words can describe Tim's mom...IN THE SACK!

SG2: Tim's mom was at a loss of words, last night, IN THE SACK! I was expecting something more along the lines of that, but whatever.

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom crosses all lines in her quest to please me, but whatever, it's still good...IN THE SACK! Okay, I am officially running out of creativity for this game...

SG2: Yeah... You don't HAVE to do one everyday...(We DO have other games...And I never seen you in the off-topic section, hint hint) Where the Hell is Corey? This is HIS responsibility...

ville: I im'd corey just now and I will quote a quote he quoted "I don't give a damn".

Corey: WTF R U TALKING ABOUT, UNICOMM, i said i don't give a damn about u having one testicle, stupid freak Now to tell you the reason i haven't been on: Tim's mom and i decided to take a cruse in the carribian but since we never left our cabin we had to go again and again and again till i ran out of money (and energy ) so tonight we are taking a break to get our breath and then it is back to things that would make SG2 cringe if she saw.....

SG2: Good thing I didn't see then... But yay you're back!! What do you have to say to Yon-Khu, who has taken your position in your absence (literally)?

Corey: most likely i will not have time to post stuff so he can have it till september

Itachi Uchiwa: I don't understand why so many people are all over this Tim guy's mom... Is she a prostitute or something?

Yon-Khu: People are all over Tim's mom, because she is the best...IN THE SACK! slaps forehead Dude. IT'S A GAME! We MAKE UP this shtuff...I mean, it's not like we are actually DOING the things we are talking about. I'm GAY for the love of God and cheese! I wouldn't touch Tim's mom with a ten-foot pole in real life!

SG2: Tim's mom had her way with my ten-foot pole last night, IN THE SACK! 😉 Hahahaha!!! But this has gone on for so long I've run out of things to turn into innuendos for you... Or rather...this might work... Yon-Khu, I've run out of ways to try and please you...

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom never runs out of ways to please me...IN THE SACK! And it doesn't have to be so innuendo filled, just about anything is good as long as it makes sense.

SG2: Yeah, well, at this point I actually think my job is harder, having to come up with sentences for you to manipulate...Why don't we switch roles for a while? ...After this one of course, since I KNOW you're gonna wanna play around with this message...

Yon-Khu: Tim's mom is the dominatrix, so we never switch roles... ...but she still lets me play around...IN THE SACK! Okay, fine, but if you are going to be the one coming up with the stuff, I don't know what to tell you to make is easy for you. Besides, I'm not used to doing that, because I'm always the one with Tim's mom. ...surely you can come up with a few things from that...

SG2: Tim's mom makes it easy to come, because she's so good at this stuff, IN THE SACK!!!!!!! ...Ok yeah I know that sucked. I was going to try something different regarding "the stuff", but I couldn't word it properly... GOD DAMMIT GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Yon-Khu: Um...sweatdrop I don't know what to give you, because I don't know what you want...

SG2: Tim's mom knows how to give it, because she always knows what I want, at night, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!! But I take it from that "Um" and sweatdrop that you agree, that last one sucked. Hopefully you'll think this is better.

Yon-Khu: No, that Um and sweatdrop was from you yelling at me... Tim's mom sure sucks...IN THE SACK! Ha ha! My turn again!

SG2: Dammit... I guess I was just not good enough for you, Yon-Khu. You once again got the better of me, and took domination of this game...

Yon-Khu: Okay...this is getting a little old now, you should make some other game up. Or else use something I have said here to come up with something of your own concerning Tim's mom, because I am tired of doing all the work myself!

SG2: As I recall nobody told you to come here and do one of these everyday for the last 2 or so months. You don't have to, so don't feel obligated. This is COREY'S responsibility. He's been busy all summer, as he told us on this very thread, but once school gets back I'll convince him to return and all will be well. As for more games...You come up with some yourself!! I have tons of other crap to do!!! Feel free to post your own game in there anytime.

Corey: sorry, i'm still busy with tim's mom IN THE SACK!

SG2: OMFG COREY'S BACK!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!! See Yon-Khu? Now you don't need to worry (you haven't been so this point is moot i guess), the master is back and he's here to do his job!! (OK, I made that easy)

Corey: Tim's mom was on her back doing a job and i was her master last night IN THE SACK!!!! (damn she's easy IN THE SACK!!!!)

SG2: Man, that poor woman...I'm surprised you haven't KILLED her yet with all your mother-loving...or that Tim hasn't tried to kill YOU for nightly dominating his mom, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey: i'm suprised i'm not dead cuz she's a devil IN THE SACK!!!! (and Tim says "it's none of my business")

SG2: Have you and Tim ever had a threesome with Tim's mom in the sack?

Corey: no, but i had a threesome with tim's mom and tim's sister IN THE SACK!!!!

SG2: Does Tim even HAVE a sister? Corey...did you cocieve Tim's bastard sister with all the time you've been spending with Tim's mom...IN THE SACK?

Corey: I saw tim's mom for real on January 24th, 2006 THIS GAME IS OFFICIALY OVER

SG2: Wow, that bad, huh? Yeesh... Well, it was fun while it lasted...sigh Hopefully you can find some other poor old middle-aged woman to prey on, and we'll spawn a new game in here... What about "Andrew's Mom In The Sack"? Or something?

j1d6t: yahhhhh im confused

Corey: thats what tim's mom said after 9 months with me, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey: is anyone going to give anything to use

SG2: Well it's difficult because you never come here anymore. ...And I think you can do some nice work with either of these two sentences, now.

Corey: tim's mom was not letting me come here because i was doing such nice work with her IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: Man, Corey, your skill is definately slipping. You used to be able to do SOOOO much better than that. XD

Corey: not as much as tim's mom is slipping, IN THE SACK, from all the... and with me in worcester, she has to travel to me now making it so much harder. and me in college actually doing work, ya, me doing work, other than f***ing tim's mom, IN THE SACK

Corey: and u were able to give me something to use within the day, hmmm?

SG2: Hey, I can't help it if no one cares about this game anymore.

Corey: it not a game between me and tim's mom, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey: i promise to post every day if u give me a word every day

SG2: Just a random word? Okay!! Uh... ...Soap.

Corey: i used soap last night as lube while deeply carressing tim's mom IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!, uh i mean IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: falls over Tim's Mom in the Shower...interesting variation Uh... ...stapler... scared

Corey: i used a stapler to attach tim's dad's diviorce papers to tim's mom's, while we were IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!! (i really didn't want to get kinky so i had to go out of the box on this one but if i did, well ok, i'll tell you: i used a stapler to staple tim's mom, TO THE SACK!!!!!!!!!1)

SG2: (I actually think the outside-the-box ones will keep the game from getting stale and repetitive!!) Let's see... ... ...Warthog. ...Yeah. Warthog. Go!!

Corey: as i was feeding tim's mom warthog, IN THE SACK!!!!!! tim walked in and was scarred for life!!!!!!!!!

SG2: ...I won't ask why the warthog was with you two IN THE SACK, but will rather proceed with today's word... ...Telethon.

Corey: while alex was watching the telethon, the camera paned over the audiance and she saw me and tim's mom, IN THE SACK!!!!

SG2: ...Question, why was there a bed in the audience? Wouldn't it be more like, you and Tim's mom on the row of chairs? ...I mean, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLIND I pass this round so choose a random word from this post to use

Corey: can i change tense? what kind of question is that, of course i can, lol i chose to do tim's mom doggy style IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: ...Pineapple.

Corey: i rubbed fresh squeezed pineapple juice all over tim's mom's seculant body, IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: I was thinking of a new twist for this game. I give five random words, and you find a way to use them all or some variation of them, but not just for the thing you do to Tim's Mom, but also for a new location - as in, maybe instead of doing it IN THE SACK, you do it like, ON THE CITY BUS or something, based on what words I come up with. And I have to do for the five words every time like, 2 nouns, 2 verbs, and an adjective. Let's try...

-Pencil
-Bench
-Jump
-Climb
-Crunchy

...We could make millions off Tim's Mom IN THE SACK madlibs.

Corey: as I jumped on to tim's mom, she climbed onto my pencil and we had some crunchy sex, ON THE BENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SG2: Man, for some reason picturing 'ON THE BENCH!!!' instead of 'IN THE SACK!!!' made me laugh out loud Just please don't ever describe what crunchy sex is

-Notebook
-Fish
-Bolt
-Fly
-Electric

Corey: as i was writing in my notebook about last night with tim's mom, IN THE ELECTRIC CAR, i decided to order the fish on the airplane i was in. i turned to tim's mom and said, have you ever had sex while flying, she smiled and bolted TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG2:
-Cheese
-Rabbit
-Skip
-Float
-Fantabulous

Corey: After enjoying a nice dinner of haussenfeffer with cheese Tim's mom and i skipped over to the lake and floated out to an island where we had the most fantabulous sex ever ON THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

msmadhatter: I got one.. good luck. Boa constrictor and lion king.

Fenix: Alrighty, I'm no Corey, but I'l give it a shot... After pleasuring Tim's mom with a Boa Constrictor, I gave her a Lion King IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, it would have been easier with at least one more word to wor with. How explicitly erotic am I aloud to make these?

SG2: Allowed. And as explicit as you want; I think any clean-minded people wouldn't be clicking the Tim's Mom IN THE SACK game thread to begin with. Also ew.

Fenix: Somebody gimme some more words with wich to break your mind!

SG2: Maybe wich. I mean, the context is so ambiguous!! Does he mean 'wich like sandwich? The Halloween witch? Oh, the possibilities...

Cumtastic: banana

Mr. Bones: tim's mom ate my banana, IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!! lol

SG2: ...My question would be how you both got in there with room for oral sex to boot, but...I'mma not ask and just go ahead to my word. ... Mouse.

Corey: TIM'S MOM squeeked like a mouse when i ******** her ******* in her ***** IN THE SACK

Mr. Bones: squirrel

Corey: Tim's mom's beaver was more like a squirrl last night,IN THE SACK!

SG2: ...Not entirely sure I get that one...I bet I could if I thought about it, but the idea is that I don't much want to think about it, so I'm not going to. ... Peanut butter I'm totally going to regret this.

Mr. Bones: Tim's mom ate my peanut butter last night in the sack