Cumtastic

The Original Queen of Off-Topic.
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Played By: Cumtastic

Race: Human

Age: 20-something

Gender: Female

Element: Wind

Residence: Cumtastic Cliff

Alignment: Low Chaos

Occupation: Unknown

Cumtastic appears to be an elegant lady with her long wavy blue hair, pure white dress, and regal head circlet. However, looks can be deceiving...
Cumtastic - or CT for short - is known for being quirky and sarcastic. She has the uncanny ability to insert herself into any conversation and situation, then immediately turn the discussion on its head. One minute you'll be talking about your favorite type of cookies. Enter CT, and before you know it you're getting in-depth on the logistics of cross-breeding cookies and bananas to create a crop of banana-cookie trees. It happens suddenly and without warning - you'll never be aware of it until it's already too late. Such is CT's innate ability to bring things off-topic.

Beyond that she is generally open-minded and down to earth, able to make friends with most types of people.

This character predates IGNOLand's current canon. Below are some facts known about them written from an OOC perspective.

Cumtastic just…appeared in IGNOLand suddenly, one day, without warning. She quickly rose to become one of the most notorious residents in IGNOLand history before vanishing into the night, never to be heard from again. It is believed that she still lives in a cave on Cumtastic Cliff, a small plot in the Ragged Wastes overlooking the oceans and Mertopia below.

Mae was one of the older IGNO members active during the Invisionfree era. During this time she was notorious for her ability to bring threads off-topic very quickly and effortlessly - something that, at the time, SG2 tried to police quite heavily (and ultimately in vain). In fact it might be said that Mae's particular brand of off-topic 'randomness' is what drove IGNO to becoming the community we know today. She pioneered the idea of forum discussion as true conversation, not adhering to the rigid style of sticking to a thread's original topic but instead letting the flow of discussion carry it forward. In hindsight, she had the right idea all along.

...that said, the tendency for her to fall into one-sided conversations was somewhat less commendable.

Despite being an active and long-running member, Mae drifted from the community around the time we switched software from Invisionfree to Zetaboards. For many other older members this change and need to re-register on a new site was simply not appealing, and with the combination of that and general real-life commitments Mae fell into inactivity. Suffice to say, while Off-Topic was never the same without her, her legacy will always live on in the innate 'IGNOness' that she helped pioneer.

Since Cumtastic's character predated the more roleplay-centric aspects of IGNOLand, she wasn't known for any particular techniques or abilities...unless her off-topic powers count.
Bones
Cumtastic and Bones were close friends, often encouraging each other during off-topic shifts in threads...and frequent one-sided conversations as well. Together they created the concept of the Banana-Cookie Tree.