Unicomm

Corey: The Story of the one testicled communist who sits at my lunch table: there is a kid at my lunch table who braggs everyday about how he lost a ball when it got twisted and they had to take it out. He is sick. One day he admited he was communist. i told Suupaa Gohan 2 about it and then the name Unicomm got stuck with him. To this day we make fun of him, the communist with one ball

bluesman: damn m8 y the hell did u mention this on this site of all things to say about him man talk about low u cant get much lower than having 1 testicle and be communist ya know what i mean?

SG2: Hahahaha!!! Unicomm...I did make that name up. I forgot. But what about the other ideas we had, like of him one day being a famous spy and all that stuff? I'd post it...but I actually kinda forgot what the Hell we were talking about that day...

Sage: well lets say i have no idea but i will grade it a -1000000000 out of 10 sorry but you know

SG2: No I don't know. ... UNICOMM!!!!!!

Corey: I Talked UNICOMM into joining Everyone make fun of him -cfeeley PS: UNICOMM goes to Oakmont Regional High School and is a JR MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!!!!!!

Corey: The Color Blue Is Cool UNICOMM

Corey: During US History, SG2 had this awsome idea that UNICOMM could be a code name for the CIA. UNICOMM is the #1 spy in the US and I also work for the CIA. Everytime you hear "did you hear what unicomm found out" and I would crack up hear the name UNICOMM. One day, I got turned in to the director. The director then asked me "Why do you laugh when you hear the code nameunicomm?". I said because I went to High School with him and SG2 gave him that nickname. Then I told him what UNICOMM means and UNICOMM was soon fired. -cfeeley PS:UNICOMM

Unicomm: You people suck!!!

Masson26: Andrew!!!!! No one gave you permission to talk(other then the moderator), so, shut your mouth!!!!!

Sage: hay if we suck then why are you on this site? so you can blow taki from gravatation

SG2: No! No one shall blow Taki, he would like that and he raped Shuichi. No pleasure for him. Only pain... I DON'T CARE IF HE'S FICTIONAL HE MUST SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: well they deserve the pain for saying we suck but in this world they do. so the can be sacufice to taki i found a good use for him ( evil look)

SG2: There can be...ONLY ONE!!!!!!!! (Kills Taki) For now...

Silver: Instead of laughing at Tony, let's laugh at Corey because he's a loser. And I should know; I've sat behind him since the 6th grade! And Taki should die! Taki-hate club forever!

SG2: Unicomm is Andrew, not Tony. AND YEAH DEATH TO AIZAWA TAKI FOREVER!!!!!!

Silver: Yeah, Corey explained that to me...You see, I thought it was Tony because Corey's always picking on Tony. Won't Tony get jealous that Corey's tormenting someone else? Er... Hey, whatever happened to that Taki Aizawa hate-club? I'll join! So fun to haaaaaaate... We're just all being losers from Oakmont.

Corey: Andrew had it taken out and his is proud of it so we sort of are making fun of him with his permission

Corey: UNICOMM should be beaten with a metal rod in a lightning storm

Corey: Carl is stupid and communist but as far as i know, he has 2 balls or none, not 1 like UNICOMM

Corey: for you people who don't know, Carl is Tony and Andrew is UNICOMM and they are different people, but they both are dumb

Corey: I hate communists

Silver: Corey, you are such a loser...You pen-theif...

Silver: I hate pen-thieves...

Corey: nothing wrong with a pen thief if you give it back half way through extended homeroom

Silver: But you threatened to break it in half! My poor pen is emotionally scarred! It will never be the same!

Corey: i love pens and pencils, i would never hurt one

Corey: never mind, just pens, i hate pencils

Corey: UNICOMM SUCKS, EVERYONE, VOTE ON THE POLL TO BEAT HIM WITH THE METAL ROD IN THE LIGHTNING STORM NEXT TO THE HIGH VOLTAGE SIGN AT THE POWER PLANT!!!! DEFINITILY STUPID UNICOMM

Corey: Yesterday, I was driving down the road and threw an egg at his house but got it in the bush next to his house, it's hard to do a drive by egging when your driving and throwing the egg out of the passanger's window. Next time i'll bring a dozen eggs and fill my car with people. Anyone in?

Corey: i sort of feel bad for him NOT HA HA

Corey: i'm glad SG2 told me to start this

Corey: i forgot to say i'm also glad i invited unicomm

Corey: unicomm is spelt with two m's, not one!!! When you spell it wrong, it makes me angry

SG2: Christ Corey you don't need to post 50 posts in a row damn!! As for the pens thing Angela in D Block yesterday he stole Tim's pencil and gave it to me and told me not to give it back and I broke it in half...

Corey: i broke the tip first!!! And about the posts in a row, i didn't know there was a edit button so i "edited" by adding a new post sorry STUPID UNICOMM

)v(ajin: That's a bannable offence, you know that Corey?

SG2: It's OK. He didn't do it on purpose. He's cool to stay don't worry.

Silver: ...So now you're a pencil-breaker too, Corey? *Sigh* There's just no going back when you start breaking people's pencils and stealing their pens. Who knows what you'll be doing next. Ripping paper, maybe? Yeah, saw your unicomm site...You have problems, my friend. And I told you not to post fifty times in a row! Tsk, tsk.

Corey: you told me AFTER i posted and you know that. I rip Carl's paper's all the time, i'ts fun! SG2 Broke the pencil, not me

SG2: Angela that cracked me up!! You made it sound like stealing pens and ripping paper is a federal offense!!!! WHICH IS MOST CERTAINLY IS. DO IT AND FEEL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW...Of...The...Paper and Pen...Society...Somethin'...

Corey: I DESTROYED Tim's pencil during US History today, ask SG2, i think he deserved it, he had stolen the pencil from UNICOMM and was stabbing me in the back with it. I don't want to be stabbed in the back by a dirty communist with one testical's pencil that was stolen by Tim mASSon, DO YOU?

)v(ajin: If someone stabbed me with a pencil, I'd break more than just his pencil...

SG2: Yeah basically Tim dropped his pencil under my desk and I decided not to give it back to him (I kept my foot on it and he couldn't get it) and he only had a tiny piece of lead that broke off my pencil (I only use mechanicals) to write with, so he couldn't erase the Shounen-Ai I was drawing in his notebook...fun...

Silver: Hehe...shounen-ai...The Pencil and Pen Society! Yeah! We'll make the halls of Oakmont safe for all pencils and pens of all colors, religions, age, and uh, genders! Ph34r!

Sage: who care's we are all a little fuck some more then others

SG2: You being on the more end, ne?

Sage: no just having fun with dark stuff like the hentai movie dark it's about two teen rapest that rape girls in scholl

SG2: You're a sick fuck!!! I mean even if that was YAOI that's messed up!!

)v(ajin: Yeah, I'm with SG2 on this one. Sick, sick, sick...

SG2: Yeah.

Corey: ya, back to UNICOMM and off this sick, sick, sick topic

tnyrlz001: Ha ha, stupid unicomm, isn't that what corey calles andrew merriem during homeroom?

Corey: yes, andrew merriem is UNICOMM, next time, read everything tony, not just the title of the post

tnyrlz001: i did, i'm just checking to be safe.

Corey: your always playing it safe, try being spontinatious (i can't spell it but you get the drift) Like this UNICOMM is a fucking shithead who is a mother fucking bitch and he fucking acts like a fucking bastard

SG2: Hell yeah.

Corey: I totally agree UNICOMM SUCKS

Unicomm: I know little people in high places, SHUT THE HELL UP or i will FUCKING KILL YOU SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING ASSES YOU FUCKING CUNT BANGERS WANKING LOSERS OF MAD MOTHERFUCKING DOG FUCKING SONS OF BITCHES MY UNCLE WAS HITLER I WIL LSHUT DOWN THIS SITE YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL AND DIE AND I'LL TRACK YOU ALL DOWEN ANDS RAPE YOU AND SHOOT YOU AND TORTURE YOU AND LET YOU DIE SLOW COMMIES RULES

Corey: calm down dude and commies SUCK DOWN WITH COMMUNISM DAMN UNICOMM

UnicommIsNoMore: Why are you all laughing at me? I am only a child. Give me my dignity back. You all are dingleberries and I mean that with all my heart and soul.

Corey: your communist soul DAMN UNICOMM

UnicommIsNoMore: Fuck you (insert mindless Masson quote here) ex. "Go fuck a dog, cow, goat, monkey, duck, etc.

Corey: According to the kids in your "town" at boy's state, you already did! DAMN UNICOMM

Corey: What happened to this thread-it was the most popular at one point, we need to get it up and running again DAMN UNICOMM

SG2: It's popularity waned when you left...and when Andrew (Unicomm) joined.

ville: Fuck you all!!!!! I do not go by the above name and I will not respond to it. It will only insinuate all you mindless fucking jackasses with nothing better to do with your lives. And Corey, my secret is really irritating you. I can tell it is. It is eating away at your brain. The little voice saying "What is it? I must know!". Ha ha ha. I laugh at your pain.

SG2: Whoa there, Andrew!! It's just a joke, calm down, it's all in good fun and I'm sure Corey doesn't really mean it. We're not here to insult you, the whole Unicomm thing is just a joke, relax.

Corey: he's just pissed off because i hit his hand like everyday with a soda bottle and you can here it like half the school away-he usually grabes his hand, makes a weird face and gets run over by the freshmen running out of lunch

Cumtastic: Corey just admit you are gay and like Andrew so he can tell you that you're ugly so you can have your feelings hurt and we all laugh.. HA!

Corey: WTF???? No, see this link and scroll halfway down the page

SG2: I agree. *nods* Corey, come on, we all know it's true. But, you can never have Andrew, because he loves Brad. I mean, he wrote a poem for him. Did you see that? Aw, I bet you're heartbroken now. Poor Corey. This is fun. Corey's all pissed off. HAH!!!!!!!!!!!

ville: Hey Corey, do you ever get randomly hugged by people? Well, do ya? I think not. I do! No, I seriously do. Don't know why. I would like to know though.

SG2: Did the Marshalls Lady hug you when she thought you were her son?

Cumtastic: I randomly do random things.. My friend Andrew (not this andrew of course) and I went into an Ambercrombie.. adn we were in like full... black and the ppl looked at us weird.. ANYWHO.. we werte in there.. and picking up stuff and moving it half way across the store and I got bored.. so I dared him to streak the store.. so he got a pair of pants.. and went to the dressing room came out completely naked... and danced all around the store then went back and put his clothes on.. then... we got kicked out of the mall... and we were bored again...

SG2: Dear God, you people are crazier than us!!!!!!!!!!!

Cumtastic: well... boredom.. it's bad.

SG2: I'll say. Yeesh!!

Cumtastic: It's evil.. and should be banned.