I'M DEFECTING!!

Started By: Bradios
Started On: July 14, 2010
Last Post On: Jan 2, 2011
Total Pages: 7
Total Posts: 103
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Before-You-Read Info: This thread seems to be the origin of the all-important IGNO concept of Neutrals (more like the Futurama concept), when Bradios decided to stop being Aussie. I forget how somewhere along the line all Aussies then, in turn, became Neutrals (before then they were simply marked as Gnome Conspirators)...but this is apparently how it started!!

--SG2

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Bradios: Being that it's Australia Dump Day here in IGNO, I thought that I'd take it upon myself to announce that I'm cutting off all ties with The Gnomes, Angelgoten and Australia in general. Meaning that I have now defected from Australia to every other continent in the world.

Tim: Except America, cause lets be honest, they wouldn't accept you

Bradios: You never know. After recent events, they might consider it.

Hamel: You could try Canada or some place in Europe?

Bradios: I'm not sure. I'm not comfortable being surrounded by hockey obsessed, maple suckers nor would I want to have to live with french snobs or nazi germans. But, might as well take what I can get.

Hamel: well what about Italy or Spain? Or England?

Bradios: Again, I'll take what I can get. So, I don't care what happens as long as I'm far away from Australia as possible

SG2: Pfft, Canada is the Australia Jr. of America!! He'd actually be making himself as inferior as Tim is to the regular Aussies!! We could respect him more if it was Europe, possibly Japan because he could get us free Anime, Manga, video games and porn, but...Canada? Sheesh.

Bradios: And on that note, I'm taking the next airplane to Japan.

Hamel: You better get me all the Suikoden things you can get >,> that includes the iPod nano's of the runes from the game, the Japanese versions of the games and all the cards

SG2: WAIT, WAIT, WAAAAAAIT!! *stops Bradios at the airport and gives him 20 Bags of Holding* Okay, now you may go. I think this will please Mein Konungur and the rest of IGNOLand.

Hamel: Wait??? Only 20 bags? *shoves another 20 at him* That's 40 bags. I think that would get it covered. Because I'd expect him to be able to get everyone at least 2 bags of things

Bradios: Okay, You've made your point *begins to board the plane* I'll be sure to bring back enough for everyone

Mr. Bones: so you're saying you're neutral now? interesting

Bradios: Indeed so, Mein Fuher

Hamel:

[otw_shortcode_quote border_style="bordered"]Indeed so, Mein FuherKonungur[/otw_shortcode_quote]

Fixed

SG2: Neutral, you say...

Bradios: Thanks for fixing that

Hamel: I'm just amazed at the amount of people that can't spell Konungur... you... XL....

CAEJones: I couldn't have if you hadn't done it just now... Even though... I think it's... like... in the mini profile right beside it... *oops*

Hamel: Cae what are you talking about? I was talking about Bradios' and XL's incapability to spell Konungur

SG2: So is he. I thought that was pretty clear (OMG I understood Caejones ). He's saying that if you hadn't just spelled it in your post he would have spelled it wrong too, which is sad, since John's member group is 'Der Konungur' and thus it's always written inside of his miniprofile next to his posts.

Hamel: Thank you SG2 for deciphering that for me, that's what I thought that he was saying but I wasn't 100% certain.

Mr. Bones: STOP FUSSING AND PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *cranks up the putin song* EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(its the only dancing smilie)

while everybody parties i secretly spy on bradios' neutrality and plan my attack

CAEJones: That's like spying on Belgium! You gonna Blitzkraeg? (SP?) Would that be nice?

Mr. Bones: i dont trust the neutral you never know where they stand

SG2: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?! *dances to Heut Ist Mein Tag*

CAEJones: Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?

Hamel: No, neutrals aren't fascinated with immortality or the undead. They like things that are half dead because it's not dead yet not truly living.

SG2: You're both wrong to assume neutrals would like anything. They're neutral. In the words of the ambassador of the neutral planet, "I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER."

xL: I don't recall spelling Konungur wrong anywhere.

SG2: That's funny, because I recall you spelling it incorrectly twice.

Fenix: NO DEFECATING FOR BRADIOS!!!!!!!!!!

Bradios: Too late, Already have

SG2: Oh, so that's what I was smelling...eww.

Bradios: Unfortunately ...even cyborgs have to take a crap

xL: How DOES a cyborg take a crap?

SG2: Are these really the answers we want?

Bradios: I don't think you want them

xL: I WANT THE ANSWERS!

SG2: You would, pervert. *drags him off and sits him back down on the Trashy Talkshow couch*

Bradios: Thank you, SG2. And on that note, we shall continue xL's obsession in the appropriate thread *walks back to the Trashy Talkshow thread*

Hamel: *hides a cupcaek in Bradios' back all Bender Style*

SG2: *uses firebending on Hamel to...blast her into the distance and steals the cupcaek* I just decided I'm a Bender too. Yes, I know yours was a Futurama reference.

Hamel: wait, how would using fire on me blast me to the distance? I AM Fire, so that would only like... heat me up more? And if you wanted a cupcaek all you have to do is ask >,>;; I know it was and I'm glad you got it ^.~ since sometimes people don't get the references when they are thrown in their face. Hell I know I don't get them sometimes

SG2: I know you're fire. You're the fire I bent. So I launched you into the distance. STEALING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!! Hint: Bender...bending...firebending...another reference you're not getting right now

Hamel: *gets launched into the distance like Team Rocket* Sorry, I guess I was just stuck on Futurama and wasn't thinking of AvatarTLAB, whoops...

Mr. Bones: BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!! that is all

Bradios: Wait! What did hamel put in me?!!!!! IT FEELS DELICIOUS!!!!

Mr. Bones: i didnt know you liked the feeling of cawk bradios so as well as being neutral you are also sexually neutral. investigates bradios' neutrality even further interesting

Crisis: If stealing makes everything better, that makes Aibou the best!

SG2: *ponders his methods of 'investigating' Bradios' sexuality* ...I want Aibou to come back for reeeeeeeeeealz

Bradios: *is worried about how he'll do it*

Crisis: oh, nothing that won't involve something KOK's and PIs.

[rescue_box color="gray" text_align="left" width="100%" float="none"] It was around this time that 'lol' was set to word-filter to 'kok' because Russell kept making the typo accidentally...and because 'tee hee it sounds like cock', in typical mature IGNO tradition. Later it was decided that the name of the currency in IGNOLand was also to be 'Kok'.
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Bradios: I see what you're doing Crisis. STOP USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME!

SG2: Stop making needlessly long quote trains and we'll talk.

Crisis: i keep forgetting that this board does stuff like that with quotes. Most boards i visit DON'T put quotes in quotes.

Bradios: Okay, do you guys know what Bones MIGHT do to me? Ya know so that he can quote, un-quote. "Check my sexuality"

Crisis: something involving a fist full of KOKs and a bunch of sweaty men.

SG2: Sweaty leprechauns. Though it's probably more likely that he'll shove a narwhal tusk up your ass and see if you like it or not.

Bradios: That doesn't sound good. But it won't be the first time I've had a narwhal tusk up my metallic ass

Fenix: PENIS sex. that's PENIS penetrating PENIS. they don't call it na sing se after all. That means penetrable PENIS.

Bradios: It may not be what IGNO wants or needs but for some reason i KOK'd a little inside.

Mr. Bones: more like secret cameras following you around and uploading the video to cyborg fetish sites to make me more bacon

[rescue_box color="gray" text_align="left" width="100%" float="none"] When we instated KOK as the national currency of IGNOLand, Bones was insistent on making the currency bacon instead. I'm assuming bacon is just the currency of Knochenstadt now.
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Bradios: So...you're gonna expose me just so you can gain more money in your bank? fucking cheapskate

Mr. Bones: its not being cheap. those cameras cost a lot. its just business

Bradios: No, I meant you're a cheapskate for using your own subjects to fuel your own heavily growing amount of bacon

SG2: You of all people should know that John has never thought of you as one of his subjects. Also, it's not bacon anymore, IGNO now runs on KOK, KOK. Bacon as currency is lame. I am treasurer of IGNOLand, I decide what our monetary currency (of redundancy) gets to be.

CAEJones: But does this devalue all the bacon, resulting in an economic crisis? Yay Crisis!

SG2: So what you're saying is... ...if our economy comes crashing down on us in a firey explosion...it'll be Crisis' fault?! *grabs the pitchforks and torches anti-mech weapons and prepares to form an angry mob*

Mr. Bones: give me all of your bacon and ill trade it for 1/10th value in KOK

Fenix: I like that concept. But no, I transmuted all the Bacon into KOK. And bread pigs at accelerated rates to make up for the loss in bacon.

SG2: BREADPIGS?! (I think the word you were looking for is 'bred')

Katie: I have some bread pigs They're pretty cool. Not too many people know about them, but it's much cheaper to buy a few bread pigs than to buy a new loaf of bread every week- that can get expensive, especially since it expires so quickly. Those bread pigs never expire. They get along pretty well with goats too.

SG2: That sounds like a pretty good investment, actually. You may have to sell some of these breadpigs in the shop, you could make millions.

xL: Hmm.....I'll have to buy some Bread Pigs so I can try some! Who knows...it might be better than toast. Haha, yeah right. Nothing will ever beat toast!

SG2: But it will still be toast. It'll be bacon toast. That's taking toast and 1-up'ing it.

Bradios: Hmmm...I've always waned to buy some bread with bacon in it. I bet it tastes pretty good

SG2: No, there's not bacon in it, it's bread made of bacon. They're pigs shaped like loaves of bread, and you just cut off a slice and toast or cook as you please, for a combination of the delicious taste of bread and bacon as one.

Mr. Bones: bread with bacon in it sounds like a bad idea, the bread would just get greasy

CAEJones: Or Greecy, if you're into that sort of thing.

SG2: Greek Breadpig Pischlicka, where the crust is made only from the finest hand-tossed pigbread, then baked with 11 secret herbs and spices. Edit: I'm disabling the schlick and schlick filters now, I think the time for their necessity has passed, keeping VAJAYJAY, though, because VAJAYJAY is hilarious

CAEJones: Pischlicka ball Z, then?

MTS: Bacon toast with a slice of headcheese, mmmmm. Yummo. XP

CAEJones: PanBUKAKKE sammiches is the yums.

SG2:

Fix'd

LG: You didn't need to fix it she wants just the head of the PENIS nothing else

SG2: MTS confirmed for PWR 2.0?

MTS: Justin Bieber PENIS?

LG:

PWR checklist

[X] have things come out of a body part
[X] funness
[X] Love to people

YEP!

xL: This is kinda creepy....not only is MTS like PWR...but she knows LG in real life! Can you IMAGINE what it must be like going to that school? Those poor kids....they all must be suffering. (Or having one hell of a good time.)

Tim: Bad images, bad images, bad images Must be a lot of fun...

xL: Come on, Tim. Lets move there together!

LG: Oh heck yes everyday is like sunshine in Christmas

Tim: Sounds like a plan Sunshine at Christmas? Nowai ;p

CAEJones: ... But Aren't you Austrailian? Isn't it summer on Christmas there? Oh, wait. Neutrality...

Fenix: naw dude, they just have hot Winters!

SG2: What does Traitor have to do with neutrality? o_O

Tim: I think CAE is a little confused about where Traitor and Neutral lie on the the scale

Loyal ----- Neutral ----------------------------Traitor

SG2: 'Traitor' was actually just the result of the filter on your name which it seems confused the meaning of the sentence. I meant, what do you have to do with neutrality? More like he's mistaking you for Bradios because he doesn't pay enough attention. Also...I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO Traitor'S POST COUNT. CLEARLY HE IS NOT NEUTRAL, BUT *PURE EVIL*!!

Bradios: Traitor is the spawn of the devil! He must be killed to the fullest extent to which we CAN kill him!

Tim: You want to kill me I'd like to see you try

Angel: I originally read this thread as "I'm defecating" .... and wondered what on earth I'd been missing out on since my absence O.o'.

LG: KOK I think angel wins